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Old 19-01-2013, 10:45
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Could it possibly be that there is a mutual agreement to benefit both parties that they get married, he provides said extra kiddies (as no one else would touch her). He can do his thing gay or not she provides the "show biz/PR" rubbish to her benefit. Basically a mutually beneficial marriage she gets additional kids he gets the "fame" on KP terms. Her best friends are Gary and his husband and maybe with Kieran whom I suspect swings both ways is happy to oblige? There is no emotional bond it's just business. He will do exactly as she asks which she will like, sex will only happen until she gets pregnant after that it will end and he can go off doing his thing. So then she has a couple of years selling the baby rubbish and then when another is needed he will be back in marital bed until she is pregnant again

Sort of an ideal fame hungry shallow family?
You could be right.

I suppose for someone who's main ambition in life is to be a z list celeb and a chance to be on IAC or CBB, a short marriage to the Pwicey is quite an appealing prospect.
All you have to do in return is knock her up and you end up with a low rent level of fame and a couple of million as a pay off.
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Old 19-01-2013, 10:51
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You could be right.

I suppose for someone who's main ambition in life is to be a z list celeb and a chance to be on IAC or CBB, a short marriage to the Pwicey is quite an appealing prospect.
All you have to do in return is knock her up and you end up with a low rent level of fame and a couple of million as a pay off.


I was gonna say it's a bit of a step up from playing a stripper on EE - but I'm not so sure
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Old 19-01-2013, 10:57
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I wonder how long it will be before she starts slagging him off,and saying how he only married her because of her fame
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Old 19-01-2013, 11:16
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I'm no fan of Katie Price but I really wish she would just stop, NOW! She doesn't look as 'fresh' as she once did. There was a time when she could look quite nice and she doesn't look terrible now but she is beginning to show the down side of so much 'help'.
I wish she would stop now whilst she still looks presentable because she is starting to look a little haggard and I genuinely don't mean this unkindly. I just think she's at a tipping point and if she continues with all the cosmetic stuff, she's going to ruin her looks.

On the marriage front.. poor girl! She really has no idea how to create a deep and meaningful relationship. Is she empty inside and seeking fulfillment through the instant gratification of a new romance?
I think the guys involved are as culpable as she is and more than that the last 3 are in my view, rather cruel. It may be mutual explotation but I think they are probably walking away from these relationships much less damaged than she is.
I never thought I'd feel sympathy for her but I do.
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Old 19-01-2013, 11:26
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I think she'd be better off going for an older man rather than these young ones, but she never does. There was hope when she met Hugh Hefner but it never came to anything
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Old 19-01-2013, 11:49
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You could be right.

I suppose for someone who's main ambition in life is to be a z list celeb and a chance to be on IAC or CBB, a short marriage to the Pwicey is quite an appealing prospect.
All you have to do in return is knock her up and you end up with a low rent level of fame and a couple of million as a pay off.
It's all just so reminicent of Jodie Marsh's "marriage" to that Matt Peacock. He was one of Jordan's exes as well.

Proper filthy fame whores, the lot of 'em.
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Old 19-01-2013, 12:00
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Kevin/Kieran, yeah that's the same! Who makes a life decision because a psychic told you??? We've all been there
So the psychic said Kevin and Jordan/KP in her desperation thought Kieran was close enough. Wouldn't it be a right laugh if a few weeks / months down the line, she met a chap called Kevin who was Mr Perfect in every way. Ah, the path of true love and all that ...
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Old 19-01-2013, 12:09
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i wonder how much money she will out of this one
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Old 19-01-2013, 12:16
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i wonder how much money she will out of this one
Sod all I hope.

What I'm wishing for desperately is for her to come back to the UK, arrange a big 'blessing' thing and for the celeb rags to go 'We aren't interested - get lost''.

I would never stop laughing.
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:14
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Sod all I hope.

What I'm wishing for desperately is for her to come back to the UK, arrange a big 'blessing' thing and for the celeb rags to go 'We aren't interested - get lost''.

I would never stop laughing.
I so hope it happens, just like when Chalex tried to flog the name of their baby to the highest bidder and no one wnated to know.
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:31
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I so hope it happens, just like when Chalex tried to flog the name of their baby to the highest bidder and no one wnated to know.
Can you imagine?? "Vis tyme it's fer reawl, so I am going awl out to make vis a speshul as I yam. See da pictures EXCLUSIVE in dis week's "Bright Ideas" catalogue".
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:33
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As soon as I saw the Title I new it could be no other than the..................`Not fit for purpose...Katie`
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:39
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In my head, the deal will be something like this ..

He agrees to provide her with at least one child, possibly two.

In return, she agrees to marry him and use her status and contacts to earn him at least a six figure sum.

He also agrees that, at the end of the marriage, he will walk away with the money he has earned and not be entitled to anything from her.

He will be allowed to maintain contact with his children as long as he doesn't attempt to sell his story.

#edit

Oh dear ..

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...moon-pics.html

Look at the third picture down .. *vomit smiley*
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:42
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Jeese, just seen the dress - polyester is in this year, is it?
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:42
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What made me smile was there she was supposedly loved up with her new husband with Leo tatooed on her ankle.
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:44
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In my head, the deal will be something like this ..

He agrees to provide her with at least one child, possibly two.

In return, she agrees to marry him and use her status and contacts to earn him at least a six figure sum.

He also agrees that, at the end of the marriage, he will walk away with the money he has earned and not be entitled to anything from her.

He will be allowed to maintain contact with his children as long as he doesn't attempt to sell his story.
And who said romance is dead eh?
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:46
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Jeese, just seen the dress - polyester is in this year, is it?
30million in the bank and she still looks like a walking advert for Walford market
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:48
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And who said romance is dead eh?
Well indeed. Even i'd turn her down for that
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:48
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30million in the bank and she still looks like a walking advert for Walford market
You'd think it would be some kind of fire hazard - what with her hair and boobs.
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Old 19-01-2013, 13:51
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You'd think it would be some kind of fire hazard - what with her hair and boobs.
Her wedding ensemble could probably create enough static electricity to light up Sussex for a fortnight
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Old 19-01-2013, 14:00
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In my head, the deal will be something like this ..

He agrees to provide her with at least one child, possibly two.

In return, she agrees to marry him and use her status and contacts to earn him at least a six figure sum.

He also agrees that, at the end of the marriage, he will walk away with the money he has earned and not be entitled to anything from her.

He will be allowed to maintain contact with his children as long as he doesn't attempt to sell his story.

#edit

Oh dear ..

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...moon-pics.html

Look at the third picture down .. *vomit smiley*
Shouldn't journalists at least be able to spell basic English words? Does no one proof read?

"Perhaps he was board of her anyway."
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Old 19-01-2013, 14:16
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In my head, the deal will be something like this ..

He agrees to provide her with at least one child, possibly two.

In return, she agrees to marry him and use her status and contacts to earn him at least a six figure sum.

He also agrees that, at the end of the marriage, he will walk away with the money he has earned and not be entitled to anything from her.

He will be allowed to maintain contact with his children as long as he doesn't attempt to sell his story.
Wow...are you her psychic?
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Old 19-01-2013, 14:23
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Wow...are you her psychic?
His name is...kieron, no, Cameron...erm....Kyle...Konnor...hang on a sec...no that one is number six...right, so...Kevin, then?
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Old 19-01-2013, 14:24
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In my head, the deal will be something like this ..

He agrees to provide her with at least one child, possibly two.

In return, she agrees to marry him and use her status and contacts to earn him at least a six figure sum.

He also agrees that, at the end of the marriage, he will walk away with the money he has earned and not be entitled to anything from her.

He will be allowed to maintain contact with his children as long as he doesn't attempt to sell his story.

#edit

Oh dear ..

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...moon-pics.html

Look at the third picture down .. *vomit smiley*
Why does she want more children, she hardly spends any time with the three she has.
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Old 19-01-2013, 14:35
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I think she'd be better off going for an older man rather than these young ones, but she never does. There was hope when she met Hugh Hefner but it never came to anything
Thought you said " an older man"
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