[tiacat]

why did she split up with peter andre anyway?

[Blondie X]

Originally Posted by tiacat

why did she split up with peter andre anyway?

It's the worlds best kept secret. He says she knows but he'll never say. She says she doesn't know why.

My guess would be that he finally realised that it wasn't worth getting spoken to like sh*t 24/7 just to get a reality tv show on ITV2.

There are also rumours about her being pregnant despite them not having had sex for months but no one really knows the truth.

[milliejo]

I still think this marriage is because her fling with Gavin Hanson was going nowhere. Her pride is hurt, especially as it did not generate much media coverage...One minute they were all over each other, next she was marrying so poor bloke who is clearly too dim to know what he has done. Gavin may not be very bright himself but KP is never going be someone Charlotte would want near her children. KP makes Charlotte look classy.

[Essex Angel*]

Oh my word.


Katie Price's 10 Commandments

Henpecked much? 
Katie Price's issued her 
new hubby with the following guidelines...

1. Remove your shoes before entering the bedroom.

2. Shower, cleanse, tone and moisturise in the morning and evening, especially before coming to bed.

3. Stay clean-shaven.

4. Sleep in a bedroom no hotter than 10˚C.

(Katie Price believes sleeping in a hot room can be ageing, so 
she likes to keep it cool.)

5. Don't speak to me before 10am - unless I speak 
to you first.

(Katie Price 
has told pals she's 'not 
a morning person'.)

6. Wear the outfit I choose 
- including your pants.

7. Never make eye contact with any woman between 18 and 40 - unless you want a telling off!

8. Tell me about the girls you've slept with in the past, so we can have an honest relationship...

9. ...but don't ask too 
much about my own 
past and private life.

10. Don't Tweet or 
Facebook anything 
without my permission.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...series-of-rows

[cazzz]

Originally Posted by Essex Angel*

Oh my word.


Katie Price's 10 Commandments

Henpecked much? 
Katie Price's issued her 
new hubby with the following guidelines...

1. Remove your shoes before entering the bedroom.

2. Shower, cleanse, tone and moisturise in the morning and evening, especially before coming to bed.

3. Stay clean-shaven.

4. Sleep in a bedroom no hotter than 10˚C.

(Katie Price believes sleeping in a hot room can be ageing, so 
she likes to keep it cool.)

5. Don't speak to me before 10am - unless I speak 
to you first.

(Katie Price 
has told pals she's 'not 
a morning person'.)

6. Wear the outfit I choose 
- including your pants.

7. Never make eye contact with any woman between 18 and 40 - unless you want a telling off!

8. Tell me about the girls you've slept with in the past, so we can have an honest relationship...

9. ...but don't ask too 
much about my own 
past and private life.

10. Don't Tweet or 
Facebook anything 
without my permission.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...series-of-rows

Kev would have more freedom in jail

[Essex Angel*]

Originally Posted by cazzz

Kev would have more freedom in jail

This one got me.

9. ...but don't ask too 
much about my own 
past and private life.

What private life? Katie's never had a private life. It's all well documented.

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by cazzz

Kev would have more freedom in jail

The Pwicey Regime makes Guantanamo Bay sound like a holiday camp.

But who's the mole here? Who's spillling all this to NewNowCloser? Can't be KeiranKevin if rules 5, 7 and 10 are being enforced...?

It must be Harvey.

[whatever54]

Originally Posted by Essex Angel*

This one got me.

9. ...but don't ask too 
much about my own 
past and private life.

What private life? Katie's never had a private life. It's all well documented.

I like them all and agree with number 5, I'd even take it a step further; don't speak until you are required to and while your being mute clear up that dog poo, know your place

[i4u]

What happened to the court case has that been dropped and she is trying resurrect her sagging career?

What I've seen of her recently she looks utterly bored with having to get back on the treadmill again.

[janna]

I think the court case is still due to go ahead. Unless they reach a settlement of some kind.
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The 10 commandments wouldn't surprise me in the least. She is rather a control freak. Well,a freak in general .
How I wish someone---anyone ----would say no to her .
I think Peter Andre was the only person ever to say no (in refusing to get back with her or be alone with her since the split) and she can't handle it. Does not compute.
She is scrabbling to find what she had with him,but can't.
Poor Kevin/Kieran. I bet his mum is tearing her hair out with worry & shame.

[Blondie X]

Katie Price believes sleeping in a hot room can be ageing, so 
she likes to keep it cool.

So she doesn't sleep in a warm room as it's aging but she has had so much surgery she looks like she's done a face swap with 107 year old Jackie Stallone and that's ok!

[hopeless case]

Originally Posted by Essex Angel*

Oh my word.


Katie Price's 10 Commandments

Henpecked much? 
Katie Price's issued her 
new hubby with the following guidelines...

1. Remove your shoes before entering the bedroom.

2. Shower, cleanse, tone and moisturise in the morning and evening, especially before coming to bed.

3. Stay clean-shaven.

4. Sleep in a bedroom no hotter than 10˚C.

(Katie Price believes sleeping in a hot room can be ageing, so 
she likes to keep it cool.)

5. Don't speak to me before 10am - unless I speak 
to you first.

(Katie Price 
has told pals she's 'not 
a morning person'.)

6. Wear the outfit I choose 
- including your pants.

7. Never make eye contact with any woman between 18 and 40 - unless you want a telling off!

8. Tell me about the girls you've slept with in the past, so we can have an honest relationship...

9. ...but don't ask too 
much about my own 
past and private life.

10. Don't Tweet or 
Facebook anything 
without my permission.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebri...series-of-rows

Crikey! Justin Lee Collins nearly went to prison for less than that!

[Nicola32]

She posted a pic of Kieran/Kev wearing a crown on her twitter page...she called him "The king of the castle".

He looks totally peed off in that photo...My guess is he was forced to pose at her command.

[The Prumeister]

Originally Posted by Blondie X

So she doesn't sleep in a warm room as it's aging but she has had so much surgery she looks like she's done a face swap with 107 year old Jackie Stallone and that's ok!

Yup. & using a sunbed every day doesn't help either

Poor old Kev/Kieran; he might have achieved his 15 minutes but he's got less freedom than your average Wormwood scrubs inmate....

[Saltydog1955]

Originally Posted by Nicola32

She posted a pic of Kieran/Kev wearing a crown on her twitter page...she called him "The king of the castle".

He looks totally peed off in that photo...My guess is he was forced to pose at her command.

Here he is in all his 'glory'.
Don't know about you, but looking at that pic my Gaydar's going off the scale.

https://twitter.com/MissKatiePrice/s...608384/photo/1

Instead of her saying she's going to run the London Marathon and pulling out at the last minute, she's roped her brother in to do it instead.

http://jeansforgenes.wordpress.com/2...ons-his-denim/

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by The Prumeister

Yup. & using a sunbed every day doesn't help either

Poor old Kev/Kieran; he might have achieved his 15 minutes but he's got less freedom than your average Wormwood scrubs inmate....

Aw bless.
Poor little Kev/Kieran.
Who would have thought that when he embarked on his fairy-tale romance with the shy,naive and virginal Katie Price that it would have come to this?

Honestly,he's as stupid as she is.
If you're happy to sell your soul to KP for a couple of quid and the chance to appear in some low-rent photo shoots you 're kind of asking to be dressed up and made to look like a complete **** for our entertainment - after all,isn't that pretty much what she did with his predecessors?

[momma11]

There are no words.....

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...qnnpOo9X0Th2lw

[The Prumeister]

Originally Posted by momma11

There are no words.....

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...qnnpOo9X0Th2lw

Oh there are PLENTY of words.

Better to be a 'heifer' (which is the correct spelling), with a natural beauty and fantastic natural boobs, than a washed up, plastic, fading, repugnant inside and out, vicious, over the hill, botoxed to the hilt, laughable moron with the likeability factor of Atilla the Hun.

Yes, Kelly is perhaps larger than the average catwalk model - but she is in no way overweight and looks FANTASTIC. Compared to her, Pwiceeey looks like a 100 year old drag queen

[Saltydog1955]

Originally Posted by momma11

There are no words.....

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...qnnpOo9X0Th2lw

Horrible jellus cow.

Kelly has curves and looks as a normal woman should. That boots (too weird) and dress too tight) combo is horrible though. Just a bad fashion day perhaps, as she normally looks lovely.

Katie has no waist and looks as shapeless as an old potato sack. Still, she has a lovely new toyboy/slave in her life hasn't she?

[momma11]

Originally Posted by The Prumeister

Oh there are PLENTY of words.

Better to be a 'heifer' (which is the correct spelling), with a natural beauty and fantastic natural boobs, than a washed up, plastic, fading, repugnant inside and out, vicious, over the hill, botoxed to the hilt, laughable moron with the likeability factor of Atilla the Hun.

Yes, Kelly is perhaps larger than the average catwalk model - but she is in no way overweight and looks FANTASTIC. Compared to her, Pwiceeey looks like a 100 year old drag queen

You definitely have a way with words , well said

I was dumbstruck at the bloomin' cheek of it !

She really leaves herself wide open doesn't she ?

No self awareness at all . * tsk ! *

[johartuk]

Originally Posted by momma11

There are no words.....

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...qnnpOo9X0Th2lw

Thickie Price strikes again!

Incidentally, what's going on with KP's teeth in that first pic? They look like comedy false 'bad' teeth!

[somerset fox]

Has anything been heard from the man at the centre of all this? He's been silent throughout the whole three ringed circus, which adds fuel to the fire that it's all fake and staged for KPs benefit. Probably bribed to keep quiet with packs of chest waxing kits and baby oil...

[SenseiSam]

I think the press are just not buying the romance with 'Kievin' so she's having to resort to insults towards a rival and another short-lived ex to get in the papers. The '10 commandments' story sounds like a cobbling together of gripes from her various exes, surely too early for young Kiev to start briefing against her?

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

Aw bless.
Poor little Kev/Kieran.
Who would have thought that when he embarked on his fairy-tale romance with the shy,naive and virginal Katie Price that it would have come to this?

Honestly,he's as stupid as she is.
If you're happy to sell your soul to KP for a couple of quid and the chance to appear in some low-rent photo shoots you 're kind of asking to be dressed up and made to look like a complete **** for our entertainment - after all,isn't that pretty much what she did with his predecessors?

Ah yes, another poor helpless naive little manbaby, forced against his will to marry the evil KP.

[muddipaws]

Originally Posted by momma11

There are no words.....

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct...qnnpOo9X0Th2lw

Can't believe what I am reading, admittedly Kelly cn be an airhead but my goodness she is a gorgeous woman and she just has all curves in right paces and for me a figure to die for. Yes she is a larger size model but tats comparing to those skinny ones, to me she is just right.

I did chuckle though when you compare her natural beauty to that of that of the plastic horror