Closer Magasine are holding an auction in aid of the charity Shelter. Among the items of mostly clothing, are a pair of Michelle's jeans, as worn on BB5.

Size 10.

Exhibit A

The full list of items

But she's giving them away because they don't fit her Size 18 butt.

they could be the ones she wore at the start but didn't fit her anymore after the first 2 weeks

Lovin' your work, guys/gals!

I don't necessarily think she's fat. Just not exactly stick thin (but who wants stick thin these days?!)

I would have said she was a size 12 but frankly who cares what size she is. Pretty enough girl, annoyed me like MAD on BB5 but has disappeared off my radar now and I am glad to be proved wrong about her and her dozy boyfriend Stu-pid - they seem happy so good luck to 'em.

I dont know but a few seem to like women with their ribs sticking out

Much as I hate doing posts that comprise of 'I agree', you've said exactly what I would have said

I also agree, Shell may have been a size 10 but certainly not Michelle, she started off a size 12 and ended up a size 14 in BB5.

Shell is a size 8. Look at her tutu above.

well im a size 10 (sometimes 8) and shell is def thinner than me! I met michelle like 2 weeks after big brother ended and she was only a tiny but bigger than me so i reckon she is a size 10! There is no way she was a size 14 in the house!

Michelles in good shape - no proof needed .. Alison Hammond- now she was fat!

Michelle may be able to squeeze her huge thighs into a size 10 pair of jeans, but she is fat fat fat.

That's FAT.

Fat, I say.

Hugely fat.

Grossly fat.

She is a fat lady.

Fat.


I'd say she's about the size of Elvis Presley when he died, or about 5/8ths the size of Rik Waller.




















ps - Did I mention how fat she was?


pps - if she wasn't really fat, you guys wouldn't be so upset about it

ppps - she's fat! Why do you think she's always going on about what diet she's on?

i'd like to be as fat as her, not as fat as i am

From what I could see on BB, eating a lot of bread helped. A lot of bread. Tons.

thanks for the tip, off to tescos to buy all the 10p loaves

Michelles so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders the "Thank You, Come Again." !

I think she wolfed down kilo after kilo of pasta in the house too, but for the most part it was bread, good old fashioned Northern bread like her mam used to bake. It was on her Endemol application form:

Name: Michelle Bass
Occupation: Mortgage Adviser / Slapper
Hobbies: Sex under table with virginal gimps. Eating.
Favourite Food: Bread. Second helpings
Eye Colour: Cold, dead shark-like black
Hair Colour: Pulled too far back to tell
Best Features: I'll gie ye a gobble
Worst Features: See Separate Sheet

John John you know her so well, do they do phds in bb contestants because you would get a first, then you just need to find a jacuzzi to celebrate in

No one knows Michelle like what I do.

so true, i think you slipped up a little in your reply though, i never expected a sentence from you containing the word michelle and like, you been drinking

studying her has given you hours of pleasure jj

More than Stu-pid ever got from her, I'd imagine.

Oh, you traitor!

Why do I now have this strange feeling there is a little man sitting behind that pc with a dirt box under his bed and weigh's 20 stone or .......his mum was 20 stone and he got teased to hell by the other kids at school and now has issues


issue's issue's issue's ..... who needs them

keeping on topic ...... Michelle isn't fat