JJ...........are the words you're groping for 'attractively chubby'

I so hate to see you floundering to express yourself

Surprised he can still type ..... Just a tip .... a nice clean needle pops blisters then you should put a plaster on to keep the germs out .... then again, in your case maybe keep a pair of rubber gloves in your dirty box so if the urge to pull out your........erm .........michelle pic's

I cant believe I am replying to this.....................

with so much in the world going on get a life

but isn't that what life is about .... a good healthy balance of all emotions ..... iif so ...... then I have a life thanks

I also didn't realise a size 14 was considered to be fat anyway!

Michelle's size is the least of her problems. I've said it before but I'll say it again - Michelle is not so much fat as thick.

She might get some cunning from Stu.............

Or did I mis-hear ?


( I can't believe I'm posting this............. )

What reasons did you give for this startling observation?

How tall is Michelle? We can't tell much from "size 10" alone.

You've probably just offended the hell out of half the FMs on here...

But sadly no, I'm 5'11 and weigh 142 lbs, nor was my mother ever fat to my knowledge.

Being quite a vain gay man I go to the gym most days, and am often to be seen with my bf dancing with our shirts off at Glasgow's seedier gay clubs showing off our flat stomachs. To my knowledge, my mother has never done this, though others may know differently.

That piece of unedifying personal information out of the way, I will admit that I am very unforgiving when it comes to young men my age who have piled on the weight. This is usually straight pals who have settled down and drink too much lager and who don't think they need to look after themselves anymore.

For women, battling against biology, I have a lot of sympathy, particularly if they have to fight against natural weight gain in a world dominated by images of waifs and supermodels, and the hideously stick thin Victoria Beckham.

BUT -

Michelle claims to want to be a "glamour" model and thinks herself another Jordan in the making.

In that context, by her own dizzy standards, I feel fully entitled to call her fat. When she wasn't obsessing about the nearest man and being a jealous, clawing, smothering psycho, she was shovelling bread and pasta into her fat gob. By glamour model standards she is lumpy, and heavy, with a big moon face, an enormous arse, and legs like a snooker table.

So in that context, yes, she is hideously fat. As wise old Nasty Nick once said, "You live by the sword, you die by the sword."

And her fat isn't just a physical thing, it's her greedy state of mind.

I'm reminded of the recent words of a wise old FM who wrote:

I wouldn't like to have seen Michelles face when she opened her presents and they were all thigh exercisers, ab cradles, Atkins Diet books and a SlenderTone electronic toner pad set.

The fat cow normally gets about 8 selection boxes, which are well eaten before the turkey even goes in the oven.

How true. How true.

We can all be whatever we want to be on the internet.

I'm flattered that my accurate description of myself qualifies in your mind as something one would want to be. I certainly enjoy being me.

I've just re-read the title of this thread.

"Michelle's not Fat-Proof!"

She's not fatproof! See!

Keep your shirt on jj.

I never expected a fine young gay man like yourself to appreciate the finer points of Michelle's fine young gorgeous, finer points.

Michelle is a million times finer than all the fine young page 3 totty out there.

Fine.

michelle is stunning and is a great weight perfect size

She is a great weight indeed!

That was unfortunate