Crash Bang Alakazam !!!!!!!!!!! Out pops the magnificently sycophantic Jeff Brazier from the "pantomime hat" !!!

What will this lad not do to appear on television? Hands up those who were surprised when he got back together with Jade just before Christmas? One word.............contract. She obviously insists that anything she does includes him in some way shape or form but is this because she genuinely wants him to work or, as I suspect, rather more to do with keeping the shackles on him and keeping him out of those Essex clubs while she is away "working"?

I hate to say it but I am starting to warm to the lad. There seems to be a touch of the "rascal" about him this time around like when he asked Anouska if she could remember boy's 'phone numbers and the patronising comments about Jade's prettiness.

How long after the pantomime airs before the next big Jade/Jeff bust-up? When will she start insisting that the babies are written into her contract? Can you imagine Christmas Dinner with Jade and her Mum? Arrrrrrrgh......................................

Or any meal with those two!

Ah, The Goody, The Babbie & The Ugly

When the annoying wimp appeared, I switched to a DVD. I could not believe he would show up on this one, as it was never announced, as far as I am aware, that he was to be a part of the show. I am allergic to his Cheshire cat impression smile.

His appearance spoilt the last previous show the gobby one appeared in on Five and now this. I cannot stand either of them, and to have two of them together is a sin that is totally unforgivable in my op.

They're chav royalty I'll have you know.. how can you not like Jeffs pearly whites??

I'm surprised you were surprised. They are a package deal, a 'marriage' of inconvenience (to us, the viewers).

A Fistful of Horrors...

who is looking after the kids while the grusome twosome are hogging the limelight , must be nice to be part time parents ,..what has mutt ans jeff got on channel 4 to be promoted by them?

Nice one, skaz............

In the early hours of this morning, I find myself remembering the first time I saw Jade. It was of course, her audition video. Since then she has become one of the most infamous figures in this country, and a millionaire. If she ever does disappear I wonder how many people will remember that it all began with her managing to put herself through an elastic band.

I remember Jade's audition video too and at first thinking "oh, how sweet, but I don't think the voice will help her...."

well i liked the panto effort!! id do pant(o!) with Jeff for sure!!

For a Few Dollars More (I'll do whatever you ask, £ndemol.)

Love Jeff and Jade
xxx

Hang 'Em High.