So about a quarter century ago there was this girl, a friend of my sister, who was about the house one night and who had not only caught my eye, but stuffed and mounted it over her fireplace all without her noticing such.
During the course of some anecdote she was relating I happened to pick up on a word or two of what she was saying, purely by accident. It appeared she liked pickled cockles, not only liked but rhapsodised about them and particularly the gritty texture of sand objecting as tooth sundered flesh.
About a week passed and for the first time in my life I noticed that the local off-license sold pickled cockles. They may have sprung new-formed and novel over-night but I think they were always there and I just never noticed. I bagged a jar and somehow found myself positioned to bump into my delight as we supped prior to going our different debaucheries that night.
My plans were changed and abandoned as we shared that jar of pickled cockles. We laughed and teased, and touched and squeezed and then it was over and she left and I had only burned bridges to sleep upon the night.
That was a highlight of that crush. I never ate cockles again. Not from bitterness, just from... cockles.