None of them are true of partly trained ugly hippo Jade....Pure Fantasia material...and she can't speak properly.....Which isn't true of Anouska at least...

But, Jade's got the Evil Baby Voice Of Doom~! to fall back on, as well as lil Jeffrey

Can't sing, can't dance...what can Jade do...?

Let's ask PJ....

Was there really a public vote or is it just a ploy to make jades head bigger and therefore cause tension I did not see any numbers and yes I agree she must be the ugliest and most common cinderella in history

Make a million by the time she's 25.

True. That's about 900,000 more than I will have made. However, the BB Ego Trip seems to have gone on too long for the talentless (not including her penchant for being able to play the media) Ms Goody.

Can she? After manager fees and tax has she really made a million....she must have done if Heat said so

Although I;d say she was given money...saying she's made it seems to credit her with some ability, talent or physical attractiveness....of which she is lacking on all counts..

She's contributing to society.. Well done Jade.

Well...whoever is throwing money at her is to be honest...Jade doesn't actually do anything...

Still...her fans can live vicariously off her money...real or imagined...

Paying taxes and bills is doing something I'm afraid.. whether you agree with her contribution or not is for you, but for me she's doing her bit and pissing you off in the meantime is an added bonus

What's this???!!! First I've heard of it thank goodness! I'll avoid that then, to save my sanity!

That's the spirit....you can imagine she has all her money in a huge money bin like Scrooge macDuck...and one day she'll realise you exist and invite you round to swim in it with her

I couldn't care less about the muppet BUT at least she's earning a living instead of scrounging like most of her ilk.. thats all

That's more like it.....

You see how fair I am?

A truer word never spoken

the auditions were shown on channel 4's Tuesday mornign show "Behind the scenes at the BB panto". Both Jade and Anouska read the same scene. In my opinion Jade was better.

i think it was live and they had interviews with all the housemates.


Numbers were then read out so we could vote. Kitten said "Or save your money and buy the Big Issue"

Well said Kitten!

One of the more sensible things that she's said.

How olds Kitten? I actually agree with a lot of the stuff she spouts.. but like me she needs to work on her delivery

Although I haven't watched it. Reading about it, this panto seems to be going on forever. When does it finish ?

as soon as jade plays cinders

Well, I've got to give it to her. Just watched the auditions and she was definitely the best.

I'm very confused. I watched C4 this morning because I missed the show on E4 last night and heard Jade get the part. Now I am watching E4 and they are trying out for the Cinderella part.

I think Narrinder and Jade are the two most despicable housemates ever. Both boast about their honesty, both have gobs the size of the Grand Canyon, and both are full of shit.

Jade just is some sort of mutated freak - a cross between a pig and a Garbage Pail Kid, whilst Narrinder reminds me of Splinter.

I think I watch these shows in the hope that someone will smack 'em.