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Jade gets the part of Cinderella
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koantemplation
29-12-2004
OH well it was good while it lasted, who are the thicko GBP who voted for her. I mean come on, she's had her 15mins and then some, give Anoushka a chance in the limelight FFS.

No wonder this country is going to the dogs. (literally in the case of Jade)
Juicy Bug
29-12-2004
Go on Anouska. Bottle her!
lulu g
29-12-2004
I shouldn't think many people would have voted for either Jade or Anouska. Both are dreadful. How humiliating for Anouska, though, after being booted out of BB4 almost instantly, to have then lost out to the hideous Jade in the bid to play Cinderella.
Mesostim
29-12-2004
Originally Posted by lulu g:
“I shouldn't think many people would have voted for either Jade or Anouska. Both are dreadful. How humiliating for Anouska, though, after being booted out of BB4 almost instantly, to have then lost out to the hideous Jade in the bid to play Cinderella.”

Jade is the poster girl of Heat....sold to them every issue....Anouska is hardly known....the vote was hardly a surprise. If it had been "Who don;t you want to be Cinders" the pig girl would have lost by 95%ish.....
CLL Dodge
29-12-2004
Listening to Tim & Spencer reading through the panto script it seems that it's set in the Palace of East Angular and that the ugly sisters describe Cinderella as a "minger".

So it was evidently written with Jade in mind.
Mesostim
29-12-2004
Originally Posted by BBDodge:
“Listening to Tim & Spencer reading through the panto script it seems that it's set in the Palace of East Angular and that the ugly sisters describe Cinderella as a "minger".

So it was evidently written with Jade in mind.”

Foregone conclusion.....A fix if you will.
Graceland
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by lulu g:
“I shouldn't think many people would have voted for either Jade or Anouska. Both are dreadful. How humiliating for Anouska, though, after being booted out of BB4 almost instantly, to have then lost out to the hideous Jade in the bid to play Cinderella.”

I read that Jade got 83% of the vote...........................
shakes head in disbelief.
baileybots
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by BBDodge:
“Listening to Tim & Spencer reading through the panto script it seems that it's set in the Palace of East Angular and that the ugly sisters describe Cinderella as a "minger".

So it was evidently written with Jade in mind.”

just look at the title sequence at the begining of the programmes,...who is dressed as cinders?...Jade is , what a suprise that was
swingaleg
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by BBDodge:
“Listening to Tim & Spencer reading through the panto script it seems that it's set in the Palace of East Angular and that the ugly sisters describe Cinderella as a "minger".

So it was evidently written with Jade in mind.”


I also heard a clippette along the lines of........

......or I'll kill you with my two fingers......

..........that's not possible.........

.........ask Lisa from Big brother four



This is going to be so deliciously awful................
Omah
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by BBDodge:
“Listening to Tim & Spencer reading through the panto script it seems that it's set in the Palace of East Angular and that the ugly sisters describe Cinderella as a "minger".

So it was evidently written with Jade in mind.”

..... yeah ..... quelle surprise .....

I'll bet Tim & Spencer end up looking more attractive than she does .....

Anouska doesn't have to bother - she just looks great in anything .....
adamcm
30-12-2004
Anoushka was the better Cindaz
Veri
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by swingaleg:
“I also heard a clippette along the lines of........

......or I'll kill you with my two fingers......

..........that's not possible.........

.........ask Lisa from Big brother four



This is going to be so deliciously awful................ ”

Or just awful.

The writer's supposedly "award winning", and that's the best he can do.
Veri
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by T--J:
“Well, I've got to give it to her. Just watched the auditions and she was definitely the best.”

I've now seen it too, and I think the director was right: they're about equally good (or equally bad, if you prefer), but different.

Jade's overanimated overacting is probably better for a panto, though. Anoushka was too natural.

But I'm still worried that I won't be able to understand what Jade says. Perhaps since it's on C4 there will be subtitles.
CLL Dodge
30-12-2004
Well from the auditions it's clear that neither Jade nor Anouska have much talent in the performing arts field.

So it comes down to what your impression of the ideal Cinderella would be - beautiful with big tits or just a big tit.
new_rose
30-12-2004
I do believe Jade believes her own pathetic hype - & Spencer, Tim & Victor are only too happy to massage her dreadful ego.

If only Anouska had a semblance of a personality, she might have beaten Jade(who has barely got one herself).

It's also pretty clear that Mel thinks Jade's 'fame' is quite ridiculous .
Susann
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“I do believe Jade believes her own pathetic hype - & Spencer, Tim & Victor are only too happy to massage her dreadful ego.
”

Those three are all media wanabees, and knowing how well the awful Jade has done since leaving BB, think latching onto her and sucking up to her, will extend their 15 minutes of fame.
FinalBroadcast
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by Susann:
“Those three are all media wanabees, and knowing how well the awful Jade has done since leaving BB, think latching onto her and sucking up to her, will extend their 15 minutes of fame.”

The worst thing is, in a small way (i.e. on here), it has!
CHUTNEY
30-12-2004
Jade was THE REAL WINNER of BB3 I'm worried that some people on here are beginning to forget that!

Even my barber who loathes all RTV shows knows who Jade is............as he said:"oh the girl who can put her fist in her mouth?" What a memorable talent,eh?
Evilredzebra
30-12-2004
If Anouska looked like Jade not one person would think she should play Cinderella. I always thought she would have been entertaining had she stayed in BB4 but she has been absolutely pathetic on this - no personality at all and definitely no talent. Jade, of course, isn't talented either but she has more life than Anouska when she's being Cinderella.

If the panto is a vehicle for pig girl it's a strange choice - you'd expect somebody like Nush or Shell (i.e. pretty and sweet looking) to play Cinderella, not Jade who is much more slapstick and suited to the evil characters. Very strange.
FinalBroadcast
30-12-2004
But Cinderella is, as the title states, the main character of "Cinderella". Jade is the centre-stage. That is the point - Centre Stage = Heat = More Cash = Jade happy.
Trashcan
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by Evilredzebra:
“If Anouska looked like Jade not one person would think she should play Cinderella. I always thought she would have been entertaining had she stayed in BB4 but she has been absolutely pathetic on this - no personality at all and definitely no talent. Jade, of course, isn't talented either but she has more life than Anouska when she's being Cinderella.

If the panto is a vehicle for pig girl it's a strange choice - you'd expect somebody like Nush or Shell (i.e. pretty and sweet looking) to play Cinderella, not Jade who is much more slapstick and suited to the evil characters. Very strange.”

I really don't think Jades that bad looking.. I think a lot of people are mixing up her personality with her looks. If she really did look like a human pig I doubt she'd get half the work she has.
new_rose
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by Trashcan:
“I really don't think Jades that bad looking.. I think a lot of people are mixing up her personality with her looks. If she really did look like a human pig I doubt she'd get half the work she has.”

I agree....Jade is actually quite good looking - she has a kind of unconventional beauty which means she's instantly recognisable.
She still gets work(of the crappy kind) on the back of the ludicrous pro-Jade propaganda which propagated itself in The Sun, Daily Star, Heat Magazine, etc, during the final weeks of BB3 - She also isn't averse to ghastly self-promotion, involving problems with her family/relationships, etc....

I don't think she's all bad - I'm sure she's a great mom - but the nasty side of her character will always prevail - in other words, she's stuck
Trashcan
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“I agree....Jade is actually quite good looking - she has a kind of unconventional beauty which means she's instantly recognisable.
She still gets work(of the crappy kind) on the back of the ludicrous pro-Jade propaganda which propagated itself in The Sun, Daily Star, Heat Magazine, etc, during the final weeks of BB3 - She also isn't averse to ghastly self-promotion, involving problems with her family/relationships, etc....

I don't think she's all bad - I'm sure she's a great mom - but the nasty side of her character will always prevail - in other words, she's stuck”

You speak a lot of sense
Mesostim
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“I agree....Jade is actually quite good looking - she has a kind of unconventional beauty which means she's instantly recognisable.”

Totally disagree.....first the need to create a new category of beauty that Jade can fit into is a well used tactic.....She's not a conventional beauty (in fact she's very plain, bordering on ugly) and so she has to be recategorised as an "unconventional" beauty instead...Like a prize giving in a school where everyone in a race is given a prize no matter what position they've finished in....It really doesn't cut it I'm afraid...She's recognisiable because of her imperfections....but that isn;t something to be patted on the back for.

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“She still gets work(of the crappy kind) on the back of the ludicrous pro-Jade propaganda which propagated itself in The Sun, Daily Star, Heat Magazine, etc, during the final weeks of BB3 - She also isn't averse to ghastly self-promotion, involving problems with her family/relationships, etc....”

This is true.....a "media whore" is a term used on occasions. The backlash over the pig headlines somehow made her out to be more interesting than she actually was, creating an odd niché in the market for her.....All really a freak occurance and not slightly justified and takes nothing away from the fact she is a nasty peice of work in every respect.

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“I don't think she's all bad - I'm sure she's a great mom - but the nasty side of her character will always prevail - in other words, she's stuck”

I'd quibble over her parenting skills to be honest. Her nanny should be getting the praise here.
Omah
30-12-2004
Originally Posted by new_rose:
“I agree....Jade is actually quite good looking - she has a kind of unconventional beauty which means she's instantly recognisable.
She still gets work(of the crappy kind) on the back of the ludicrous pro-Jade propaganda which propagated itself in The Sun, Daily Star, Heat Magazine, etc, during the final weeks of BB3 - She also isn't averse to ghastly self-promotion, involving problems with her family/relationships, etc....

I don't think she's all bad - I'm sure she's a great mom - but the nasty side of her character will always prevail - in other words, she's stuck”

Believe what you want to believe .....

..... those of us who watched her in horror on BTR know exactly what she's like - a sub-species of homo moronis that is completely lacking in homo sapiens characteristics and behaves more like its porcine ancestors .....
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