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Old 20-01-2013, 16:14   #1
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Simon Cowell's lifts
Doesn't he realise that a pair of jeans 3 leg lengths too big does absolutely nothing to hide his heels and lifts inside his boots?

It just looks quite ridiculous. EVERY picture he has taken has him stationary in this jeans round ankles pose.

If he wants to wear heels, just wear them!
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Old 20-01-2013, 16:20   #2
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When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.

It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.
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Old 20-01-2013, 16:23   #3
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It's got to be really frustrating for him that he can buy anything other than height.
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Old 20-01-2013, 16:26   #4
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Maybe he doesn't care what you think?
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Old 20-01-2013, 16:31   #5
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Maybe he doesn't care what you think?
He clearly cares, thats why he goes to such ridiculous lengths to try and hide it.

Its more obvious than a wig!
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Old 20-01-2013, 16:33   #6
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When I first saw the thread title I thought he'd had lifts installed in his house.
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Old 20-01-2013, 16:34   #7
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He clearly cares, thats why he goes to such ridiculous lengths to try and hide it.

Its more obvious than a wig!
Anyone who follows his 'style' knows he wears heels. And all sorts else, especially with that face

This is the guy who wore trousers up to his neck on Pop Idol. I really don't think he actually gives two shits.
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Old 20-01-2013, 16:39   #8
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and there I thought he looking stunning in HD (being sarcastic here)
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Old 20-01-2013, 16:46   #9
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Maybe he doesn't care what you think?
I don't think he does in the least - it's not as if it's stood in the way of his phenomenal success - but he plainly would still like to be taller.

It's his Achilles (high)heel.
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Old 20-01-2013, 20:48   #10
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When I first saw the thread title I thought he'd had lifts installed in his house.
hahaha me 2
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Old 20-01-2013, 21:02   #11
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I thought it was about his face lifts...
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Old 20-01-2013, 21:04   #12
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hahaha me 2
I was thinking I was on the Dancing on Ice thread! Then thought ...wait, he's not in it!
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Old 21-01-2013, 00:56   #13
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I think he obviously wants a bit extra height or else he wouldn't wear the heels. At the same time, he has obviously heard all the comments about the heels and doesn't care about it. By most accounts it seems he has been badly dressed all his life and it doesn't seem to have held him back. If anything his monochrome "style" plays into the whole villainous TV persona.
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Old 21-01-2013, 12:55   #14
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When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.

It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.
To be fair, I only opened this thread BECAUSE I misguidedly believed it was about his Majesty's moobs. If one cannot have a cackle at his moobs and (also) his parade of faux cover girls trying to smooth his brow on their, what., tenth holiday in a year? then what's the point?
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Old 21-01-2013, 19:50   #15
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More lifts in todays press pics for BGT

oh dear
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Old 21-01-2013, 20:13   #16
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It's his Achilles (high)heel.
Ka-boom, tish
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Old 22-01-2013, 12:18   #17
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How tall is he then? Titchy like Tom Cruise?
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Old 22-01-2013, 13:59   #18
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When I saw lifts in the title, I thought it was going to be about his moobs.

It's a shame that Simon is so vain; then again, he can afford to be.
I thought it was about his face!
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Old 23-01-2013, 09:26   #19
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How tall is he then? Titchy like Tom Cruise?
5ft9, but i believe he wears 4" lifts. So around 5ft5" would be my estimation.

Tom cruise is a shade taller.
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Old 23-01-2013, 10:51   #20
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When I first saw the thread title I thought he was giving out free rides in his Limo.
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Old 31-01-2013, 14:06   #21
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now revealed he uses a booster cushion too!
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Old 31-01-2013, 14:20   #22
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now revealed he uses a booster cushion too!

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a spokesperson for Simon told MailOnline: 'He is using a cushion for comfort.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-revealed.html
In that case perhaps he needs a cushion because his Farmer Giles are giving him merry hell?
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Old 31-01-2013, 14:50   #23
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from his shoes in todays press, he is wearing 4" heels!
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