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Old 06-07-2013, 21:32
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Out of interest is anyone watching 2.13 tonight? I was planning on watching it, but I've been quite busy today so I haven't yet. Was going to watch it now but if nobody else is I might not bother. I have other (more boring) things that I ought to be doing.
I was watching it while you typed Natarhi, and have just added my thoughts to the other thread. I must admit it is longer than usual due to all the booze and excited squeels of seeing Leon!

btw...I've been thinking of adding one or two other forum members into the story What I'm looking for is a forum member who is quite prepared to constantly throw themselves at Merlin and indulge in wild, uninhibited sex with the guy....Someone who doesn't care how sluttish their behaviour appears...

But where am I going to find someone like that
You'll be hard pushed to find someone like that around here SirStu. I couldn't possibly think of anyone who would be interested in something like that.

If you need a horse Sir Stu, I am your mare!
Haha Oh, Avi. I'm sorry we're not going to meet this summer. My riding crop is getting dusty in the loft.
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Old 06-07-2013, 21:37
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If you need a horse Sir Stu, I am your mare!
I'd like to oblige Avi but my stock of euphemisms about horsey bestiality is somewhat limited...it being a specialist (and possibly illegal) subject I believe

I believe I could make you a 'horsey set' type gal though All tight jodhpurs, leather boots and riding crop? Would that be acceptable or does your fetish demand that you have four legs and eat carrots?
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Old 06-07-2013, 21:42
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Evening Avi. Sorry to read about the loss of your baby

*Yes I read your after post but still felt I should say something.
Evening Star! (lol evening star!) Thanks my sweet, genuinely, it is fine!

Haha Oh, Avi. I'm sorry we're not going to meet this summer. My riding crop is getting dusty in the loft.
No sorrier than I am that I won't get to meet someone who actually owns a riding crop.
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Old 06-07-2013, 21:44
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I'd like to oblige Avi but my stock of euphemisms about horsey bestiality is somewhat limited...it being a specialist (and possibly illegal) subject I believe

I believe I could make you a 'horsey set' type gal though All tight jodhpurs, leather boots and riding crop? Would that be acceptable or does your fetish demand that you have four legs and eat carrots?
Sir Stu, you do ask a mare some very pervy questions!

But I suppose, as long as I am Arthur's 'gal', I can be persuaded to partake of your kinky idea.
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Old 06-07-2013, 21:48
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BIB - Well naturally! I will also be playing myself as I'm not having any other man doing the stuff I do with my Sosseress

btw...I've been thinking of adding one or two other forum members into the story What I'm looking for is a forum member who is quite prepared to constantly throw themselves at Merlin and indulge in wild, uninhibited sex with the guy....Someone who doesn't care how sluttish their behaviour appears...

But where am I going to find someone like that
Goodness, I'm not sure there's ANYONE like that on these forums, Sir Stu. That would be positively wanton behaviour!

I'm afraid I'm well behind on Merlin, and was due to be out at a BBQ tonight but my friend had a plumbing emergency (blocked drains - her kitchen, that is, not her) so that was cancelled . . . so have watered the garden, picked more strawberries and raspberries, and am currently sipping Peach Bellini and reminiscing with H as we drank them on our honeymoon, sitting outside the hotel in Venice, overlooking the Grand Canal . . . *sigh*
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Old 06-07-2013, 21:50
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Hmmm...I don't know. I think it would also have to be someone who's a maid, I think Merlin would be overwhelmed by a lady. It's not going to be easy to find someone to meet all these requirements...
*sighs* You're right m'dear I'll keep on trying but until a suitable candidate is found I'll just have to drag along with more sordid sex (more work for m'lady star and yourself I'm afraid, but keep your chins up, eh? It's all in the name of art) and more cliché-ridden courtroom drama to keep the story going
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Old 06-07-2013, 21:53
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No sorrier than I am that I won't get to meet someone who actually owns a riding crop.
I've got a school mistress's cane, but it's just not the same, is it?
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:01
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Aw thanks but it really isn't a source of grief for me. It was prgnancy number 4 and I was only planning on 4 children, not 5. I felt slightly nauseous for a few days and was SO CROSS to be getting morning sickness for my last pregnancy, not having had it for any of the others. I was just beginning to suspect twins when I lost it, but honestly truely, I did not experience any grief over it because I hadn't had the twin pregnancy confirmed and I was just so damn relieved that the one baby I had planned for (if you see what I mean) was still there. And then it was a bit nervy keeping hold of him so I had no time to think about it. I do sometimes think 'what if I had kept the twin?' now, but it is only a casual, non-emotional thought.
Well that's good. (Not that you lost the baby, obviously, but that it doesn't upset you.)

If you need a horse Sir Stu, I am your mare!
Lol!

I was watching it while you typed Natarhi, and have just added my thoughts to the other thread. I must admit it is longer than usual due to all the booze and excited squeels of seeing Leon!
Saw it, I've added my thoughts even though I didn't watch it.

so have watered the garden, picked more strawberries and raspberries, and am currently sipping Peach Bellini and reminiscing with H as we drank them on our honeymoon, sitting outside the hotel in Venice, overlooking the Grand Canal . . . *sigh*
*sighs* Oh that sounds wonderful. *looks around sadly at general dearth of marriage proposals in her life*

*sighs* You're right m'dear I'll keep on trying but until a suitable candidate is found I'll just have to drag along with more sordid sex (more work for m'lady star and yourself I'm afraid, but keep your chins up, eh? It's all in the name of art) and more cliché-ridden courtroom drama to keep the story going
That's OK Sir Stu, I'm happy to help out such a worthy cause, you know how I feel about art.
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:10
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You beat me to it Keren. I was going to tell Lem about emetophobia. I have it terribly. Fear of anything to do with vomiting, not just myself but others too. In fact, I have just got back from the cinema which was packed with kiddies and all the way through I was ... not exactly anxious as such, but conscious of the sickness potential if you see what I mean. Kids and parents going in and out all the way through the film. And what do I discover at the end as we are all leaving? Some one (must have been a kid) had been sick all over the stairs so we all had to somehow file past it. I am torn between fixating about the fact it happened and we had to virtually walk through it (sorry, horrible thought) and being quite chuffed with myself that I somehow managed to avoid being aware of someone being within 15 feet of me and vomiting.

And as for how I coped with my children being ill - badly. But I have a husband who, over the years, has thankfully learnt that I am not just being a wimp, I have a real psychological disorder. Oh and no, I did not get morning sickness. Except for briefly when I was carrying twins (lost one very early on in pregnancy).
Interesting. Do you think there's any reason for why it started or is it just one of those things? Have you had it your whole life? (Sorry, I swear I'm not trying to psychoanalyse you!) I do understand where you're coming from, I've got loads of phobias. Sorry about your lost twin by the way.

btw...I've been thinking of adding one or two other forum members into the story What I'm looking for is a forum member who is quite prepared to constantly throw themselves at Merlin and indulge in wild, uninhibited sex with the guy....Someone who doesn't care how sluttish their behaviour appears...

But where am I going to find someone like that
Well star definitely fits the slutty behaviour category but not the having wild sex with Merlin category (unless it's hate filled, slapping each other type sex. I reckon she might enjoy that. ) Otherwise I really don't know <scratches head.> I mean who on earth would be tempted by this, this, this, the steely eyed look or this? I mean they'd have to be stark raving mad.

You don't want to have had too many drinks before the performance as you need all of your senses to be able to fully appreciate Colin and his performance and also to make sure that you do not forget a single second of it. The same goes for afterwards especially if any of you are the kind of drunk who forgets the whole evening ! A few drinks after discussing delectable Mr Morgan would be the way to go methinks.
I definitely won't be drunk during the performance, especially as I've got to stand for 3 hours! I'd keel over after about 10 minutes. Just mildly tipsy will do. I don't forget the whole evening either so that's not a problem.

Hmmm...I don't know. I think it would also have to be someone who's a maid, I think Merlin would be overwhelmed by a lady. It's not going to be easy to find someone to meet all these requirements...
A maid eh? I was going to suggest Lowri but then I remembered she's a lady. What are Lem and Razzy? I think Merlin's about 20 years too young for Lem though. So that just leaves me and Razzy. I suppose if Razzy's not interested then I am left with no choice but to volunteer myself for the completely unenviable task of caressing Merlin's sweaty chest hair and having wild sex with him <heavy sigh>.
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:12
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I've got a school mistress's cane, but it's just not the same, is it?
Not the same thing at all, I'm afraid. But it does beg the question: what are you doing with a cane?! I mean, Razzy's riding crop is entirely understandable, I suspect she rides horses, whereas your cane is just plain PERVERTED!
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:15
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Not the same thing at all, I'm afraid. But it does beg the question: what are you doing with a cane?! I mean, Razzy's riding crop is entirely understandable, I suspect she rides horses, whereas your cane is just plain PERVERTED!
Erm yes, yes it is

It's part of a fancy dress outfit, actually . . . but I was a teacher
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:15
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*sighs* Oh that sounds wonderful. *looks around sadly at general dearth of marriage proposals in her life*
Don't worry babe no one wants to marry me either

Well star definitely fits the slutty behaviour category but not the having wild sex with Merlin category (unless it's hate filled, slapping each other type sex. I reckon she might enjoy that. ) Otherwise I really don't know <scratches head.> I mean who on earth would be tempted by this, this, this, the steely eyed look or this? I mean they'd have to be stark raving mad.
*Star's jaw drops to the flaw* I beg your pardon I have never been so insulted in all my life

Not the same thing at all, I'm afraid. But it does beg the question: what are you doing with a cane?! I mean, Razzy's riding crop is entirely understandable, I suspect she rides horses, whereas your cane is just plain PERVERTED!
Judgement from the woman who wants to be Arthur's horse so she can be ridden by him...
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:17
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A maid eh? I was going to suggest Lowri but then I remembered she's a lady. What are Lem and Razzy? I think Merlin's about 20 years too young for Lem though. So that just leaves me and Razzy. I suppose if Razzy's not interested then I am left with no choice but to volunteer myself for the completely unenviable task of caressing Merlin's sweaty chest hair and having wild sex with him <heavy sigh>.
I don't know what I am either, but I am always willing to take one for the team when required. I'm a selfless soul like that. However since I'm not sure if I really am a maid, I feel you might be a better fit Keren - just to be on the safe side. I wouldn't want to get the role wrong.
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:18
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Not the same thing at all, I'm afraid. But it does beg the question: what are you doing with a cane?! I mean, Razzy's riding crop is entirely understandable, I suspect she rides horses, whereas your cane is just plain PERVERTED!
You suspect...
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:20
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Interesting. Do you think there's any reason for why it started or is it just one of those things? Have you had it your whole life? (Sorry, I swear I'm not trying to psychoanalyse you!) I do understand where you're coming from, I've got loads of phobias. Sorry about your lost twin by the way.
I'll PM you about it. I don't mind discussing it, but it probably isn't right to talk about it here.


I think Merlin's about 20 years too young for Lem though.
OMG Keren! Lem is going to have your guts for garters when she reads that. She is not that old!! I think he might be 10 years too young for her, but you know, people can become more open minded as they get older and she might be prepared to take on a younger man.
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:24
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Don't worry babe no one wants to marry me either
Give them a chance! You are barely legal still!


Judgement from the woman who wants to be Arthur's horse so she can be ridden by him...
I do not deny it. But maybe, being perverted myself, allows me to recognise it in others?

Erm yes, yes it is

It's part of a fancy dress outfit, actually . . . but I was a teacher
See Star? I told you so. PERVERTED.

Ooo errrr.
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:27
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I don't know what I am either, but I am always willing to take one for the team when required. I'm a selfless soul like that. However since I'm not sure if I really am a maid, I feel you might be a better fit Keren - just to be on the safe side. I wouldn't want to get the role wrong.
When you say you're willing to take one for the team do you mean like this?
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:27
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A maid eh? I was going to suggest Lowri but then I remembered she's a lady. What are Lem and Razzy? I think Merlin's about 20 years too young for Lem though. So that just leaves me and Razzy. I suppose if Razzy's not interested then I am left with no choice but to volunteer myself for the completely unenviable task of caressing Merlin's sweaty chest hair and having wild sex with him <heavy sigh>.
*Is momentarily aghast but quickly recovers Bond-like composure*

Well tbh Keren, you're so well-known for your reticence and shy disposition that I hadn't really considered you for the role

...but I think I might just follow my instincts this time and they tell me that with a little bit of wand-waving practice with Merlin, we may just be able to coax you out of your demure shell

PS: Welcome to the team that's going to change the course of destiny in Camelot
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:30
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Give them a chance! You are barely legal still!
I don't think anyone would ever want to marry Star

See Star? I told you so. PERVERTED.
I never said Smint wasn't perverted I was merely stating you are not one to judge

When you say you're willing to take one for the team do you mean like this?
Keren!! FFS warnings!! BRAIN BLEACH, I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:32
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Just because I have the chaps to go with the riding crop, doesn't mean a thing
When you say you're willing to take one for the team do you mean like this?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahha!
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:37
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*Is momentarily aghast but quickly recovers Bond-like composure*

Well tbh Keren, you're so well-known for your reticence and shy disposition that I hadn't really considered you for the role

...but I think I might just follow my instincts this time and they tell me that with a little bit of wand-waving practice with Merlin, we may just be able to coax you out of your demure shell

PS: Welcome to the team that's going to change the course of destiny in Camelot
You're right, I'm completely inappropriate for the role but no-one else was willing. I only did it because I'm so dedicated to your art Sir Stu that I wanted to help.

Thanks for the welcome.
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:40
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A maid eh? I was going to suggest Lowri but then I remembered she's a lady. What are Lem and Razzy? I think Merlin's about 20 years too young for Lem though. So that just leaves me and Razzy. I suppose if Razzy's not interested then I am left with no choice but to volunteer myself for the completely unenviable task of caressing Merlin's sweaty chest hair and having wild sex with him <heavy sigh>.
I don't believe Lem or Razzy were ever placed. Lem, Razzy what do you want to be Lady or Maid? If you want to be a lady you have to explain your credentials, then Lady Star and Princess Smint will decide if you qualify.

Don't worry babe no one wants to marry me either
It's not fair. By the time my mum was my age she'd been proposed to 3 times and engaged twice.
Give them a chance! You are barely legal still!
I am far past legal.

Ha!


When you say you're willing to take one for the team do you mean like this?
Don't open links from Keren, Don't open links from Keren, DON'T open links from Keren. Has anyone got the brain bleach?
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:41
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OMG Keren! Lem is going to have your guts for garters when she reads that. She is not that old!! I think he might be 10 years too young for her, but you know, people can become more open minded as they get older and she might be prepared to take on a younger man.
LOL I wasn't implying that Lem is old. I would never dare do such a thing! What with her lust for Roger Allam, I just get the impression that she is fond of the older man and I thought Merlin is too fresh faced and boyish for her.
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:44
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Keren!! FFS warnings!! BRAIN BLEACH, I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!
You and me both. *whistles to Aithusa and sends her off to fetch a new batch of brain bleach as fast as she can*
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Old 06-07-2013, 22:45
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I don't believe Lem or Razzy were ever placed. Lem, Razzy what do you want to be Lady or Maid? If you want to be a lady you have to explain your credentials, then Lady Star and Princess Smint will decide if you qualify.
We will need to see your seals of nobility if you wish to be ladies. Lem? Razzy?

It's not fair. By the time my mum was my age she'd been proposed to 3 times and engaged twice. I am far past legal.
By my age my mum was married and had me

Don't open links from Keren, Don't open links from Keren, DON'T open links from Keren. Has anyone got the brain bleach?
*Passes half empty bottle of brain bleach to Nat*

I opened it too
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