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Old 05-02-2013, 13:26
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The Billy Goats Gruff?
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:26
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Why them? Is that their headquaters or something?

I don't know who to ring
Yes, that is where their meat HQ is located.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:28
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Yes, that is where their meat HQ is located.
Hind Quarters ?
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:28
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Tracy, phone the Tracy's - this is a job for International Rescue!
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:28
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Ain't the law of diminishing returns a bitch?
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:30
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Mine always says delivered when it reaches the allotted time it should be here, Yesterday it said it about 40 minutes before it arrived, Probably delayed nothing to freak about yet.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:30
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call your local newspaper and Member of Parliament.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:30
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Didn't we do this a few weeks ago?
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:31
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Your last made-up Tesco thread wasn't funny and this one isn't either.

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Old 05-02-2013, 13:31
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. You can also order heads to be put in beds as well if you wish.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:32
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Customer services will also refund your delivery charge so all good really.
Being late has its advantages, refunds and a shiny new thread to help us all through our day. Yay.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:32
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The OP really wants to be inactive again it seems...lol
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:32
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I'm panicking now. Who do I ring?
You panic every time you place a Tesco online order. It's what you do. Then you tell us about it.

It's because there's something wrong with you.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:33
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Ahh it's okay! (I think).

I just rang customer services and some scottish woman answered and told me it hadn't gone to the wrong address but the driver is running late. She was quite nice actually. She said she's going to refund me something (the delivery charge I presume not the full order total?!)

Anyway, sitting here waiting now. Hope you're all okay
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:34
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A new Tesco thread?

I only looked on DS to see if there was an update on the Radio Times situation!
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:36
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Umm, delivery slightly delayed isn't as good a tale as earlier installments.

I expect there must be more to come.

I reckon when it arrives there will be either bite marks in some of the goods or they will have taken something hard to prove, such as one slice of bread in every three or skimmed ten per cent out of each jar of sauce.

Or perhaps they will have added a poo in an envelope to the delivery.

Oh hold on I think I'm mixing up FMs...
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:38
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Umm, delivery slightly delayed isn't as good a tale as earlier installments.

I expect there must be more to come.

I reckon when it arrives there will be either bite marks in some of the goods or they will have taken something hard to prove, such as one slice of bread in every three or skimmed ten per cent out of each jar of sauce.

Or perhaps they will have added a poo in an envelope to the delivery.

Oh hold on I think I'm mixing up FMs...
Or bite marks in the delivery driver if Tracy's fears get the better of her.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:39
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What a load of plop.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:44
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My thoughts too.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:46
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I just rang customer services and some scottish woman answered and told me it hadn't gone to the wrong address but the driver is running late. She was quite nice actually. She said she's going to refund me something (the delivery charge I presume not the full order total?!)
Oh, but the full order, of course. You think they'd actually make you pay for something that's even slightly late-I mean, what if the goods were marked 'Best before half-past one today'....?
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:47
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your delivery is 20 mins late and you were literally freaking out?

WUM much?
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:48
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[quote=starman700;64075739]your delivery is 20 mins late and you were literally freaking out?

WUM much?[/QUOTE]

No... Really ?
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:49
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your delivery is 20 mins late and you were literally freaking out?

WUM much?
Tesco delivery anxiety disorder can be very serious.
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:50
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i gave her the benefit of the doubt before but this is one thread too much
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Old 05-02-2013, 13:50
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OP It is about time that you grew up. You are neither clever or funny
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