[JasonWatkins]

I guess it's like one of those jokes you find that everyone likes when you first tell it, but if you then tell it again a few weeks later, it has none of the impact ..

At least Bob adds a bit of variety every time he posts how sh*t life is and how much he hates his sister and will be single forever

[JimothyD]

I don't think we need to get the law involved at this stage.

As for your missed delivery of KY Jelly, just use washing up liquid or a hand wash.

[Takae]

Originally Posted by TrollHunter

Takae - you seem to labouring under the misapprehension that any of Tracy's tales are true and thought you'd throw in one of your own. Please edit your post and add several embellishments, a couple of outright lies and throw in a whimsical fantasy about a jar of half-eaten horse radish.

My tesco order came with a pink-and-purple dragon that sings 'I Want to Be Adored'.

[fluffymingo]

Originally Posted by Never Nude

We really need to set up the OP on a date with Petertard, I think they will be a match made in DS heaven

I was just thinking that they could be one and the same person?

[harry hamster]

Some idiot suggested yesterday that Tracey start another Tesco delivery thread.


Blatant trolling.

[agrainofsand]

Originally Posted by Never Nude

We really need to set up the OP on a date with Petertard, I think they will be a match made in DS heaven

I don't think Petertard's ma would approve of Tracy.

[Richard46]

Originally Posted by JasonWatkins

I guess it's like one of those jokes you find that everyone likes when you first tell it, but if you then tell it again a few weeks later, it has none of the impact ..

At least Bob adds a bit of variety every time he posts how sh*t life is and how much he hates his sister and will be single forever

With the right timing repetition can feature in the greatest comedy. Personally I always found Bob's appeal was his relentless, indeed almost heroic, lack of variety.

Mind I hate variety.

[TrollHunter]

Originally Posted by Takae

My tesco order came with a pink-and-purple dragon that sings 'I Want to Be Adored'.

That's the spirit.

[tracystapes]

When it arrived all was fine, though I swear I have some things from another person's order All was okay bar the lateness which I was refunded for so it was all okay in the end

[tracystapes]

Hold on, I've just seen the title of this thread has changed. why

[MEW TOWN]

Are you house bound?

Is it like meals on wheels for you.

[exlordlucan]

Knowing your luck tracy you'll get the christmas edition.

[tracystapes]

Just read some pretty nasty comments on here directed at me, one saying I'm lying about having tesco delivery. What the hell? I was genuielly concerned when it reached 13.30pm and still hadn't arrived, and got even more freaked out when I saw the status of the order was "delivered". So I just asked for people's advice that's all. Sorry.

[allaboard]

Originally Posted by tracystapes

When it arrived all was fine, though I swear I have some things from another person's order All was okay bar the lateness which I was refunded for so it was all okay in the end

Thank God for that, I have barely moved from the computer waiting for this update, pans have boiled over, phone has gone unanswered, I think the kids are probably getting a little cold stood outside the school gates waiting for me for the last hour. As long as all is well I can get on with my life again.
Best pick the kids up and put the cooker fire out now,

[Cellar_Door]

Originally Posted by Takae

My tesco order came with a pink-and-purple dragon that sings 'I Want to Be Adored'.

The Stone Roses? That's weird.

[Jane Doh!]

Originally Posted by tracystapes

Hold on, I've just seen the title of this thread has changed. why

To keep all the weird, repetitive thoughts from cluttering up the forum.

[rbdcay]

Originally Posted by tracystapes

When it arrived all was fine, though I swear I have some things from another person's order All was okay bar the lateness which I was refunded for so it was all okay in the end

But what about the radio times?

[MEW TOWN]

The worst thing about home deliveries even Waitrose ones,
is that you always get the "runty produce".
The nearly out of date stuff and well fondled bread and prodded fruit.
Yuk. Sloppy home delivered seconds.

[tracystapes]

Originally Posted by rbdcay

But what about the radio times?

It came and was the latest one!

[jackee-spyker]

I have never ordered from Tesco online, or even Iceland to be fair.

[and...breathe]

do you work Tracy?

[rbdcay]

Originally Posted by tracystapes

It came and was the latest one!

Thank God for that...I thought I would pass out from anxiety.

[el_bardos]

Well I think we’ve all learned something here.

[sootysoo]

LOL @ the thread title change. Kudos to the mods of DS. Kudos.

[agrainofsand]

Originally Posted by and...breathe

do you work Tracy?

In between Tesco deliveries she's a well-respected University lecturer.