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Old 09-02-2013, 11:28
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She's DOG rough, thicker than pig sh*t and deeply unpleasant. She makes hugely inflammatory and unnecessary comments and then wonders why people loathe her. FFS you daft bint, why don't you just shut the f*ck up, disappear from public life and start looking after your children.
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Old 09-02-2013, 11:43
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KP is now trying to defend herself on twitter by saying

"@MissKatiePrice: I was saying she looks bigger than normal which she does but she is still stunning!if I put on weight people say I'm pregnant i cant win"

Bigger than normal?! I wonder what she defines as 'normal'
She really is a self absorbed tw*t. She didn't have to comment at all but she could have said something like 'Kelly Brook looks like she's put on a little bit of weight but she's still sexy'. No, she chose to go with an insult like she normally does and then gets all 'me, me, me. Everyone picks on me' when she gets deserved backlash.
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Old 09-02-2013, 11:50
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Understated, classy and emphatically NOT a 'Heffer'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#axzz2KKA5ZU5b

Plastic Pricey couldn't look like that in a million years.
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Old 09-02-2013, 12:01
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Understated, classy and emphatically NOT a 'Heffer'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#axzz2KKA5ZU5b

Plastic Pricey couldn't look like that in a million years.
Beautiful.
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Old 09-02-2013, 12:39
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She's DOG rough, thicker than pig sh*t and deeply unpleasant. She makes hugely inflammatory and unnecessary comments and then wonders why people loathe her. FFS you daft bint, why don't you just shut the f*ck up, disappear from public life and start looking after your children.
Too right. She says she wants more privacy, so fug off then woman and have it. Give us all a break from your whining and miserable face. She shows her true colours time and time again, and while I have little time for the talent-vaccuum that is La Brook, at least she's proud of her body and hasn't butchered it. Jordan has so many body hang-ups that she really isn't in a position to make derogatory comments about other women's bodies and I'm sure most men would rather be in bed with the 'heffer' Kelly Brook than with plastic Price.
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Old 09-02-2013, 12:50
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Katie Price almost certainly doesn't write what is in 'her' column,she just puts her name to it.
I'm sure she can barely write her name, never mind write a newspaper column, even if it is The Scummy S*n.

She's clearly seething at the backlash/lack of mag deals following her blessed union with Keith and is also seething that the looks that she once had have completely disappeared - of her own volition. She's so reactionary and stupid she hits out at someone who is younger and prettier than her (to be fair there's a whole troupe to choose from)...

Whilst once KP was stunning with a beautiful face, she is now plasticised with an absurd trout pout, awful, age ruined skin, beyond ridiculous comedy knockers and has the gait of a welder.

Kelly Brook no doubt weighs more than her, but she is stunningly naturally beautiful with a figure to die for - she doesn't need a boob job.
Aren't they about the same age? But regardless, I agree with what someone else has said about dragging out the jealousy argument, but Katie Price has been so vicious over the years about so many women's appearances, that anyone can be forgiven for thinking that she is indeed jealous of other attractive women. And for someone who isn't exactly a minger herself, you can only wonder why she can't bear the sight of herself.
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Old 09-02-2013, 14:21
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Plastic pig ugly.


KP that is.
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Old 09-02-2013, 14:30
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I'm sure she can barely write her name, never mind write a newspaper column, even if it is The Scummy S*n.



Aren't they about the same age? But regardless, I agree with what someone else has said about dragging out the jealousy argument, but Katie Price has been so vicious over the years about so many women's appearances, that anyone can be forgiven for thinking that she is indeed jealous of other attractive women. And for someone who isn't exactly a minger herself, you can only wonder why she can't bear the sight of herself.
KP is 18 months older according to Wiki. However, with her plastic face, duck lips and sunbed parched skin, she looks a good 10 years older.
Kelly Brook may be a bit vacuous and famous for very little but she isn't a spiteful fame hogger like KP who gets her kicks from knocking every other vaguely presentable female. From what I've seen, KB just appears to get on with life with a smile on her face and also seems to be comfortable in her own skin, something that KP will never, ever be.
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Old 09-02-2013, 14:35
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I think Katie should maybe stop doing the columns etc, that'd certainly help take some of the media attention she wants a break from away.
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Old 09-02-2013, 15:19
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KP is 18 months older according to Wiki. However, with her plastic face, duck lips and sunbed parched skin, she looks a good 10 years older.
Kelly Brook may be a bit vacuous and famous for very little but she isn't a spiteful fame hogger like KP who gets her kicks from knocking every other vaguely presentable female. From what I've seen, KB just appears to get on with life with a smile on her face and also seems to be comfortable in her own skin, something that KP will never, ever be.
Yep, let's be honest KP has completely destroyed any looks she had, and it's only going to get worse, desperate, pathetic excuse for a human being. *shudders*.

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Old 09-02-2013, 15:34
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Understated, classy and emphatically NOT a 'Heffer'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#axzz2KKA5ZU5b

Plastic Pricey couldn't look like that in a million years.
wow ! Kelly looks gorgeous there. Look at that skin,smooth as a baby's bottom.
All covered up & still manages to look sexy as hell.
Read it & weep KP. Never will you achieve that look.
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Old 09-02-2013, 16:12
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For some reason i thought it said Kelly Osbourne and thought ok she has a point but.... Kelly Brook perfect shape.
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Old 09-02-2013, 17:12
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This is the only way KP can get any media coverage by slagging off other people. Kelly looks like a woman should.
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Old 09-02-2013, 17:16
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Understated, classy and emphatically NOT a 'Heffer'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#axzz2KKA5ZU5b

Plastic Pricey couldn't look like that in a million years.
It's slightly worrying that KP has a daughter but called Kelly Brook a 'heifer'. What skewed body image is Princess going to grow up with? I don't think I've actually seen a bad photo of KB, like others have said she doesn't seem like the brain of Britain but there doesn't seem to be any badness in her either.

Never mind Peter Andre being concerned about her being a bad example to their daughter due to her cavalier attitude towards marriage - if I was him I'd be more bothered about her growing up thinking it's OK to slag of any remotely attractive woman who might be a 'threat'. But I'd be more worried about her ending up believing that if you haven't got the body of a boy with silicon implants stuck in your chest, false everything else (extensions, lashes, tan) complete with so many injections of botox your face can't move - that you're fat and there's something wrong with you!!!

I'd love for Princess to 'rebel' and decide she likes the natural look
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Old 09-02-2013, 17:28
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It's slightly worrying that KP has a daughter but called Kelly Brook a 'heifer'. What skewed body image is Princess going to grow up with? I don't think I've actually seen a bad photo of KB, like others have said she doesn't seem like the brain of Britain but there doesn't seem to be any badness in her either.

Never mind Peter Andre being concerned about her being a bad example to their daughter due to her cavalier attitude towards marriage - if I was him I'd be more bothered about her growing up thinking it's OK to slag of any remotely attractive woman who might be a 'threat'. But I'd be more worried about her ending up believing that if you haven't got the body of a boy with silicon implants stuck in your chest, false everything else (extensions, lashes, tan) complete with so many injections of botox your face can't move - that you're fat and there's something wrong with you!!!

I'd love for Princess to 'rebel' and decide she likes the natural look


BIB - completely agree. I don't think I've ever heard a bad or bitchy comment or quote from KB, I find her very inoffensive tbh.

It does make me lol that Price can make a comment about someone's natural body. I wonder how many times she has liposuction whenever she's had a bit of flab?

Horrid, horrid woman - I'm ashamed to be the same sex as her
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Old 09-02-2013, 17:40
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Understated, classy and emphatically NOT a 'Heffer'.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#axzz2KKA5ZU5b

Plastic Pricey couldn't look like that in a million years.


Have only ever paid vague attention to Kelly Brook before, as she usually tends to fly under my celeb radar. However, having taken a quick look at the above link at the photo of her in that blue dress, what immediately struck me is that she looks happy, healthy and classy..... everything KP is clearly not.

One other thing I'm surprised noone appears to have mentioned (and I have read all the thread, so apologies if someone has and I've missed it), but, as far as I'm aware, there is an alternative meaning for calling someone a 'heffer' or 'heffa'. It's an abbreviation of the word 'hefferlump' or 'heffalump' (depending on how people choose to spell it), which is another (rather childish, admittedly) word for 'elephant'. I'm wondering if it was this meaning that Krusty was alluding to, rather than 'heifer'? In fairness, neither term is complimentary when said in reference to another person anyway, but we all know KP isn't the brightest bulb in the light fitting, don't we?

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Old 09-02-2013, 17:51
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I disagree. Price has no shape other than her fake tits whereas Kelly has proper curves around her hips, etc. I don't even know if Price actually has an arse

Re BIB: Isn't she usually married to one?
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Old 09-02-2013, 18:00
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For some reason i thought it said Kelly Osbourne and thought ok she has a point but.... Kelly Brook perfect shape.

That would be interesting. Sharon would probably come out all guns blazing on Kelly's behalf.
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Old 09-02-2013, 18:11
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BIB - completely agree. I don't think I've ever heard a bad or bitchy comment or quote from KB, I find her very inoffensive tbh.

It does make me lol that Price can make a comment about someone's natural body. I wonder how many times she has liposuction whenever she's had a bit of flab?

Horrid, horrid woman - I'm ashamed to be the same sex as her
I completely agree. Kelly seems to have found the perfect balance of not offending people, while at the same time not coming across as sickly sweet. She always seems to be there in the background but she's not doing any harm, so she's left in peace. She hasn't made the same pr mistake of someone like Holly Willoughby who only a few years ago was seen as pretty and inoffensive but is now seen as overexposed and is starting to grate on people.

I only follow Kelly's career from what is posted about her here but from what I have seen, she is an attractive woman with a body to die for, who makes her living out of posing half naked, yet she receives very little negative attention and has on numerous occasions been defended. Hopefully this will go a long way to disproving the annoying cliche floating around DS like a smelly turd that won't flush that if a celebrity if female and is in anyways attractive/has a good body, they will be bullied by vile jellus hatas who are so insecure they can't be happy for anyone else
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Old 09-02-2013, 18:15
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If KP wants the privacy she "craves" then maybe she should not have a column in the Scum. In that one column she has insulted Kelly Brook, Philip Schoefield and given relationship advice to a girl. Relationship advice from Jordan? Really? Does no one from her management have the balls to tell her what an ass she is making of herself?

Her calling anyone out about their body is hypocrisy of the highest order. She has a surgeon(s) to thank for her body and even now the results are vile! It's no wonder eating disorders exist when we have a waste of space like Jordan calling a normal, healthy looking woman like Kelly Brook a heffer. She has tried to defend it by saying her "observations are the truth" I and I'm sure lots of other women beg to differ. Silly, plastic, vicious old trout that she is.
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Old 09-02-2013, 18:23
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It's no wonder eating disorders exist when we have a waste of space like Jordan calling a normal, healthy looking woman like Kelly Brook a heffer. She has tried to defend it by saying her "observations are the truth" I and I'm sure lots of other women beg to differ. Silly, plastic, vicious old trout that she is.
She also said in the column that Kelly Brook is a "brilliant role model for young girls" .. that bit isn't as sensational tho, so the DM focussed on the other bit instead.

I don't see what the fuss is about really. Yes KP could have worded it better but I don't think she was being malicious and "attacking" Kelly.

I certainly wouldn't blame KP for eating disorders. The media in general and magazines are a lot more to blame for that than anything Jordan says in her column.
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Old 09-02-2013, 18:40
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She also said in the column that Kelly Brook is a "brilliant role model for young girls" .. that bit isn't as sensational tho, so the DM focussed on the other bit instead.

I don't see what the fuss is about really. Yes KP could have worded it better but I don't think she was being malicious and "attacking" Kelly.

I certainly wouldn't blame KP for eating disorders. The media in general and magazines are a lot more to blame for that than anything Jordan says in her column.
Calling Kelly a 'heffer' cancelled out any positive comments she may have made.

Yes, she was being malicious. She doesn't have the mental capacity to be anything else.

One in the eye for Katie here. Sun readers vote Kelly the hottest.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...tter-poll.html
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Old 09-02-2013, 18:54
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She also said in the column that Kelly Brook is a "brilliant role model for young girls" .. that bit isn't as sensational tho, so the DM focussed on the other bit instead.

I don't see what the fuss is about really. Yes KP could have worded it better but I don't think she was being malicious and "attacking" Kelly.

I certainly wouldn't blame KP for eating disorders. The media in general and magazines are a lot more to blame for that than anything Jordan says in her column.
Katie completely contradicted herself in the article. First she calls her a heifer, then a great role model. So which is it to be?

It's a back handed comment if ever I saw one. KP doesn't like other women at all.
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Old 09-02-2013, 18:54
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I disagree. Price has no shape other than her fake tits whereas Kelly has proper curves around her hips, etc. I don't even know if Price actually has an arse
Oh aye she has an arse...she talks out of it!
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Old 09-02-2013, 18:57
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That would be interesting. Sharon would probably come out all guns blazing on Kelly's behalf.

Oh I would love for Price to piss off Sharon, talk about meet her match
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