Originally Posted by
dekaf:
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- I'd love to be a fly on your wall for a day or two.”
Hehe your stay would be short-lived, I think.
Of my four, only one is a cryer, and I know I'm very lucky in that. We've got an old torty (16) who only shouts at us now when we inconsiderately try to move her from a warm spot (usually the seat I'm trying to return to after nipping to the loo or something).
The next youngest is a tuxedo girlie (5), who only shouts at me when she needs the back door opening. When she isn't out on the tiles she'll try to lie across me, pin my hands down and give them a good wash.
The tuxy is mum to my other two tabby 'babies' (nearly 3 - how fast time goes!). One of them is a proper little princess, haughty, not a bit demanding, and her sister's the cryer. Geez. She cries to get on my knee, to get off, to join in the cooking/brewing up/loo visit/sleeping. She's scared of her own shadow, her own tail (she startles if her tail moves to the corner of her eye), of daylight (she'll attempt a 2-minute trip into the back garden if it's dark but only if I go too), carrier bags, my son's feet going upstairs. If she's on my lap and I cough, she leaps higher than my head. She's a little sod, but I'd never part with her.
Lastly, I daren't close a door, ever. It'd be ripped to bits within an hour with my lot. They just mither to have it opened, and once it is they just walk away, tails in the air. That's me told, I expect.