What happened?

P.S - I haven't been in here in ages, hi everyone

Heya,

Well someone asked a friend to give me their number, so they did, and now they're like, ignoring me, so I'm like what was the point of asking for my number?

That is strange. To be honest, unless they're currently caught up in some family emergency that's occupying their time (which, if unlikely, is possible) I say drop them. Anyone that messes you around like that aint worth the hassle. Life's to short to invest time in people that don't reciprocate

That said, I'm no authority on matters of the heart, so feel free to ignore

Wish I had $6000 to donate no serenade for me

He's doing serenades for $6k? No wonder he hit the target so quick!

I could serenade you for less... just that my singing is awful and I don't look like Steve Grand!

£1........

Weirdly, he started drunkenly texting me last night..but yeah, I think you might be right.

Jase it sounds like he's playing with you, like hard to get... or he's just a penis I don't know

I've got a slight problem at college with a boy too. I'm pally with him at college (although his sarcasm is starting to grate on me a bit) and we hang about sometimes but he keeps bringing up my sexuality, making jokes and touching me at times. Which is kind of creepy since I do not fancy him at all.

I wonder if he's slightly homophobic... or a closeted bisexual? or both perhaps?

Either way it's starting to make me uncomfortable. And even when I sort of firmly tell him to rap it up he doesn't listen. I think he's got ADHD possibly? I'm no doctor but the symptoms are there.

*gasp* I thought I'd be worth a little more than that.

Maybe you need to be firmer? I dunno, I'm not very tolerant of people touching me, so I tend to snap at them.

I think you're right, by the way.

I'm not sure how much more firm I can be, verbally speaking. I try to say it without sounding too harsh because he's the first male friend I've had in years but he just carries on. It's little things like grabbing my hand and touching my arse which is bothering me.

Don't even ask me about a physical affirmation because today he and a mutual friend were play fighting and he left a lump on her head after he pulled her from her chair and she smacked her head off a desk, she was alright at least.

Anyone around? I'm bored

I am and I too feel the same.

Hi I thought everyone had gone to bed already

Wanna talk? Dunno what about

Give me anything

LOL you flirt

I have nothing to talk about What about you?

Weather? how's it down south? (I love saying that to folk from the north since I'm even more north than they will ever be

I'm trying to quit smoking, it's a fabulous habit which I do not wish to give up on, however it costs. Now I've turned to food and one of these days when the old metabolism slows down I will be 22st and using a mobility scooter to get around. I'm a tragedy

(that was an attempt at being funny btw, not a dark insight into my future )

I just gave up too, and I've put on weight, I didn't connect the dots! Still I'd rather be fat than die!

It's so difficult as an addicted smoker isn't it? to stay young and beautiful without stuffing your face, my breakfast consisted of an American sized portion of chipsticks and cider. I'm so hungry and full of anger

When I was your age I was so in shape! I used to play loads of sports and I hardly ever kept still, now in an evening I lounge around listening to stuff on YouTube or Spotify! I need to head back to the gym.

I'm too lazy for all that, I'll work out when the time comes that I have to lol

The only sports I like are dodgeball, wrestling and badmigton. Especially dodgeball because regardless of what team I was on I'd be the target and I'd do well usually, it was the only sport at school I ever did well in frankly.

A parody of the 'snowman' song from Frozen;

"Do You Want To Be My Boyfriend"

I'm off to chase the sun for a week Going to Costa Brava. Peace out x

Enjoy

Anyone watch Mr. Selfridge?

Florian the Belgian. Ding Dong.