So umm, I was out last night, and was in Tramps as usual, and the DJ decided he wanted me to play a series of games involving a penis. My friends nominated me too, so I was forced into it.
There is now video of me with a dildo on a fishing line, getting them wet.
Got a free shot and a malibu and coke out of it.
He kept calling me JLS as well, because he thought I looked like Aston

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Fun night though, ended up doing the Saturday night dance, the macarena, the cha cha slide, YMCA and line dancing to cotton eyed joe.
Some moron on a gay stag do decided to try and force a dildo into my mouth too..
Not impressed..
DJ also played some Little Mix and Taylor Swift for me, which obviously made my life

., I'm such a disgrace. I suppose one saving grace is I stayed far away from the karaoke!
Weirdly, I was in a place called Jumping Jacks earlier on, and it was all 14/15 year old boys. I have no idea what was going on, but I had to leave!
Got a flight back to the U.K on Tuesday, having to head back for a month. On a positive note I managed to get my residency!