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DS LGBT members thread (Part 9)
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LudwigVonDrake
23-12-2013
Hello all! Sorry I've been absent for a while. My AV blocked a dodgy re-direct and I think it was on here, so I've avoided DS for a few days.


Originally Posted by ChipPaper:
“That's one of my least favourite Christmas songs ever ”

Same here. I don't like the guy singing... his minging teeth.. *shudder*

Originally Posted by ChipPaper:
“I don't really like the 'main' Christmas songs. Darlene Love's "All Alone On Christmas" and Faith Hill's "Where Are You, Christmas?" are my kind of Christmas song.”

What about 'Mele Kalikimaka' by Bette Midler ?

Here's a sort of saucy vid featuring it...
http://youtu.be/Exj-qKSLllI
ChipPaper
23-12-2013
Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“Hello all! Sorry I've been absent for a while. My AV blocked a dodgy re-direct and I think it was on here, so I've avoided DS for a few days.”

You should be sorry! We've missed you


Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“What about 'Mele Kalikimaka' by Bette Midler ?

Here's a sort of saucy vid featuring it...
http://youtu.be/Exj-qKSLllI
”

A Christmas song...sung by Bette Midler...featuring half naked men. I think you've found the campest thing in existence!
LudwigVonDrake
23-12-2013
Originally Posted by ChipPaper:
“You should be sorry! We've missed you ”

Aww thanks! I've missed the place too, daft as it sounds.


Originally Posted by ChipPaper:
“A Christmas song...sung by Bette Midler...featuring half naked men. I think you've found the campest thing in existence! ”

PMSL!

Hawai'i has some nice "scenery" according to that vid don'tcha think?
ChipPaper
23-12-2013
Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“Hawai'i has some nice "scenery" according to that vid don'tcha think? ”

Pretty good destination for an activity holiday, for sure.
LudwigVonDrake
23-12-2013
lol yeah, plenty to keep you occupied. And getting "lei'd" is easy..
ChipPaper
23-12-2013
**applauds**

Bravo, good one!

**tries and fails to come up with Hawaii-based pun**

I have been bested.
LudwigVonDrake
23-12-2013
^Thanks. *takes a bow* I was worried it wouldn't make sense.

Yeah I don't think there are any more to be made. Unless you can think of anything with volcanoes or canned spam.
ChipPaper
23-12-2013
I suppose you could crack a joke about 'eruptions' but that's about it. Is canned spam Hawaiian? I suppose there's another joke about cramming meat into tight holes .

Hawaii is a filthy place!
LudwigVonDrake
23-12-2013
*gasp* well I never! lol

I heard that they eat more Spam in Hawaii than anywhere else in the world. They even serve it in Burger King and McDonalds.

Y'see I add a little edu-tainment to the proceedings of this here thread.
ChipPaper
23-12-2013
'edu-tainment' How cute. I suppose I must bow to your higher knowledge, sensei.

Where did you here that anyway? Were you just talking about spam and someone shared that little tidbit of info?
Booty luv
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“*gasp* well I never! lol

I heard that they eat more Spam in Hawaii than anywhere else in the world. They even serve it in Burger King and McDonalds.

Y'see I add a little edu-tainment to the proceedings of this here thread. ”

Eww, a spam burger!
LudwigVonDrake
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by ChipPaper:
“'edu-tainment' How cute. I suppose I must bow to your higher knowledge, sensei.”

Ahh no need to do that.


Originally Posted by ChipPaper:
“Where did you here that anyway? Were you just talking about spam and someone shared that little tidbit of info? ”

I must not reveal my sources......

Spoiler
QI



Originally Posted by Booty luv:
“Eww, a spam burger!”

I know right?
Almost as bad as the McLobster/McCrab burger in Canada.
ChipPaper
24-12-2013
QI's pretty good for all kinds of random crap
BBWorldWideFan
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“McLobster/McCrab burger in Canada.”

What are you talking about that's a brilliant idea, because it's the only way I can afford lobster anyway
Booty luv
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“Ahh no need to do that.



I must not reveal my sources......

Spoiler
QI




I know right?
Almost as bad as the McLobster/McCrab burger in Canada.”

McLobster sounded nice so I Googled a picture and it looks pretty rank. I will stick to my regular quarter pounder
LudwigVonDrake
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by ChipPaper:
“QI's pretty good for all kinds of random crap ”

haha ain't it just. Although they seem to be struggling of late. Lots of time filled by Alan miming.
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“What are you talking about that's a brilliant idea, because it's the only way I can afford lobster anyway ”

I hear lobster is overrated anyway.
Originally Posted by Booty luv:
“McLobster sounded nice so I Googled a picture and it looks pretty rank. I will stick to my regular quarter pounder ”

Yeah it does look disgusting. Imagine that with a side order of poutine.

'urrrrrp.
BBWorldWideFan
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“I hear lobster is overrated anyway. ”

If we were together you would buy me all the crustaceans in the world wouldn't you Mark
BBWorldWideFan
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by Booty luv:
“McLobster sounded nice so I Googled a picture and it looks pretty rank. I will stick to my regular quarter pounder ”

Naturally. I can't think of anything from McDonalds that doesn't look dank
The_Sleeper
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“Naturally. I can't think of anything from McDonalds that doesn't look dank ”

Jack, hows the job going mate ?

Happy Christmas .... troops
BBWorldWideFan
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Jack, hows the job going mate ?

Happy Christmas .... troops ”

I'm hating it unfortunately Sleeps

I've been bending over backwards to try and adjust to their way of working but it's ridiculous, I was told two weeks ago on Saturday after my shift I was on standby for Tuesday, and that I should be awake in the morning in case they phoned, and if they didn't I should ring between 12 and 1. No one answered on Tuesday even though I phoned 3 times in the hour specified and once later. I phoned more times on Wednesday and then I actually went into the store on Thursday and they still never gave me my hours. One of the managers said she'd text me at 4pm to give me my hours but she didn't.

There's only so much leeway you can give before it becomes a joke. They still haven't phoned or anything so I've started looking else where.

There's other issues such as the fact they are very last minute about giving you your hours, most places give you a rota for the week, we don't get that, we have to push them to give us specific days. I would even be happy if they phoned just 1 day in advance, but I'm not happy with being phoned on Saturday mornings asking me to do shifts, I do have a life of my own believe it or not. I thought I was being a typical teenager but even my parents said they are not being fair towards me.

Anyways how are you Sleeps, what are you doing tomorrow?
LudwigVonDrake
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by BBWorldWideFan:
“If we were together you would buy me all the crustaceans in the world wouldn't you Mark ”

oo err! Um.. yeah well sorta, I don't think I could go to the whole world. Would you settle for a bag of prawns from Iceland?

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Happy Christmas .... troops ”

And to you!
BBWorldWideFan
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“oo err! Um.. yeah well sorta, I don't think I could go to the whole world. Would you settle for a bag of prawns from Iceland?”

A tin of anchovies and you have the key to my heart
LudwigVonDrake
24-12-2013
lol

One sardine and yer anyone's!
LudwigVonDrake
24-12-2013
I know this is a bit random... but gaaaah! I want to read some decent gay fiction but browsing Amazon it seems they're all like Mills & Boon (or worse) I don't think I want to be leaving a book called "The Back Passage" lying around.

Are there any decent books that don't scream the obvious?
ChipPaper
24-12-2013
Originally Posted by LudwigVonDrake:
“I know this is a bit random... but gaaaah! I want to read some decent gay fiction but browsing Amazon it seems they're all like Mills & Boon (or worse) I don't think I want to be leaving a book called "The Back Passage" lying around.
”

HAHA Imagine someone finding it

I can't actually help you with the gay fiction, sorry. I've never actually read any gay fiction, or seen any gay movies (except...well, y'know ) I don't even know how much of it is around.
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