Hello all! Sorry I've been absent for a while. My AV blocked a dodgy re-direct and I think it was on here, so I've avoided DS for a few days.



Same here. I don't like the guy singing... his minging teeth.. *shudder*


What about 'Mele Kalikimaka' by Bette Midler ?

Here's a sort of saucy vid featuring it...
http://youtu.be/Exj-qKSLllI

You should be sorry! We've missed you



A Christmas song...sung by Bette Midler...featuring half naked men. I think you've found the campest thing in existence!

Aww thanks! I've missed the place too, daft as it sounds.



PMSL!

Hawai'i has some nice "scenery" according to that vid don'tcha think?

Pretty good destination for an activity holiday, for sure.

lol yeah, plenty to keep you occupied. And getting "lei'd" is easy..

**applauds**

Bravo, good one!

**tries and fails to come up with Hawaii-based pun**

I have been bested.

^Thanks. *takes a bow* I was worried it wouldn't make sense.

Yeah I don't think there are any more to be made. Unless you can think of anything with volcanoes or canned spam.

I suppose you could crack a joke about 'eruptions' but that's about it. Is canned spam Hawaiian? I suppose there's another joke about cramming meat into tight holes .

Hawaii is a filthy place!

*gasp* well I never! lol

I heard that they eat more Spam in Hawaii than anywhere else in the world. They even serve it in Burger King and McDonalds.

Y'see I add a little edu-tainment to the proceedings of this here thread.

'edu-tainment' How cute. I suppose I must bow to your higher knowledge, sensei.

Where did you here that anyway? Were you just talking about spam and someone shared that little tidbit of info?

Eww, a spam burger!

Ahh no need to do that.



I must not reveal my sources......





I know right?
Almost as bad as the McLobster/McCrab burger in Canada.

QI's pretty good for all kinds of random crap

What are you talking about that's a brilliant idea, because it's the only way I can afford lobster anyway

McLobster sounded nice so I Googled a picture and it looks pretty rank. I will stick to my regular quarter pounder

haha ain't it just. Although they seem to be struggling of late. Lots of time filled by Alan miming.

I hear lobster is overrated anyway.

Yeah it does look disgusting. Imagine that with a side order of poutine.

'urrrrrp.

If we were together you would buy me all the crustaceans in the world wouldn't you Mark

Naturally. I can't think of anything from McDonalds that doesn't look dank

Jack, hows the job going mate ?

Happy Christmas .... troops

I'm hating it unfortunately Sleeps

I've been bending over backwards to try and adjust to their way of working but it's ridiculous, I was told two weeks ago on Saturday after my shift I was on standby for Tuesday, and that I should be awake in the morning in case they phoned, and if they didn't I should ring between 12 and 1. No one answered on Tuesday even though I phoned 3 times in the hour specified and once later. I phoned more times on Wednesday and then I actually went into the store on Thursday and they still never gave me my hours. One of the managers said she'd text me at 4pm to give me my hours but she didn't.

There's only so much leeway you can give before it becomes a joke. They still haven't phoned or anything so I've started looking else where.

There's other issues such as the fact they are very last minute about giving you your hours, most places give you a rota for the week, we don't get that, we have to push them to give us specific days. I would even be happy if they phoned just 1 day in advance, but I'm not happy with being phoned on Saturday mornings asking me to do shifts, I do have a life of my own believe it or not. I thought I was being a typical teenager but even my parents said they are not being fair towards me.

Anyways how are you Sleeps, what are you doing tomorrow?

oo err! Um.. yeah well sorta, I don't think I could go to the whole world. Would you settle for a bag of prawns from Iceland?


And to you!

A tin of anchovies and you have the key to my heart

lol

One sardine and yer anyone's!

I know this is a bit random... but gaaaah! I want to read some decent gay fiction but browsing Amazon it seems they're all like Mills & Boon (or worse) I don't think I want to be leaving a book called "The Back Passage" lying around.

Are there any decent books that don't scream the obvious?

HAHA Imagine someone finding it

I can't actually help you with the gay fiction, sorry. I've never actually read any gay fiction, or seen any gay movies (except...well, y'know ) I don't even know how much of it is around.