[fredster]

Originally Posted by Rose Petals

Chantelle's obviously hacked off with Alex, and I don't blame her. He treated her really badly throughout her pregnancy and afterwards. However, using their baby to score points is pretty low.

she was out of order posting the picture of alex with dolly, and complaining about it. he is dolly's dad. I have had enough of chantelle and her histrionics to keep herself in the press.

[cah]

Originally Posted by fredster;64385734[B

]she was out of order posting the picture of alex with dolly,[/b] and complaining about it. he is dolly's dad. I have had enough of chantelle and her histrionics to keep herself in the press.

She didn't post it ,he did

[The Prumeister]

Originally Posted by Rose Petals

Chantelle's obviously hacked off with Alex, and I don't blame her. He treated her really badly throughout her pregnancy and afterwards. However, using their baby to score points is pretty low.

6 of one, half a dozen of the other IMHO. Both of them are just fame hungry muppets with ££££££££££ in their eyes and I think the disintegration of their relationship was because no bugger was interested when they spawned little Dolly.

That aside though, dim witted twonk that he is, I do think he probably has a good heart. Chantelle is a nasty, unpleasant woman who will spitefully use anyone to get the attention she so desperately craves. All IMHO of course.

[fredster]

Originally Posted by The Prumeister

6 of one, half a dozen of the other IMHO. Both of them are just fame hungry muppets with ££££££££££ in their eyes and I think the disintegration of their relationship was because no bugger was interested when they spawned little Dolly.

That aside though, dim witted twonk that he is, I do think he probably has a good heart. Chantelle is a nasty, unpleasant woman who will spitefully use anyone to get the attention she so desperately craves. All IMHO of course.

I saw a picture of her today saying she is ready to meet a new man. ladies lock up your sons, i should think she is very high maintenance and very whingy, her voice would drive him mad.

[The Prumeister]

Originally Posted by fredster

I saw a picture of her today saying she is ready to meet a new man. ladies lock up your sons, i should think she is very high maintenance and very whingy, her voice would drive him mad.

I read an interview with her in Closer this week (takes the shame) and she claims that her and Alex's relationship is now 'amicable' but she now has more revelations that will be outlined in her new autobiography

[fredster]

Originally Posted by The Prumeister

I read an interview with her in Closer this week (takes the shame) and she claims that her and Alex's relationship is now 'amicable' but she now has more revelations that will be outlined in her new autobiography

For pities sake, what can she write about and who would buy it?

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by fredster

For pities sake, what can she write about and who would buy it?

"Pweston was mean to me and he wanted to read something called a book while I wanted to talk to him about pink stuff and watch Eastenders."
"Rav was mean to me and thought that when I suggested going for a picnic in the park he stupidly thought it was an actual picnic and not a photo-op for my pet paparazzi."
"Alex was mean to me. When we fulfilled the terms of our contract and produced little Kerchinga he was meant to shower me with presents and sell stories about how amaaaaaaaaaaaazing I am.
He didn't even buy me an eternity ring,the evil swine.
But don't worry,I will soldier braaaaaaaavely on,struggling with the horrifying ordeal of shopping and picking up my nightly takeaway.
Poor,poor me. I'm so brave. Truly an inspirational role model for modern women everywhere"

By Chantelle. Aged 29.

[Goaty]

Originally Posted by fredster

For pities sake, what can she write about and who would buy it?

Same people who got Zelebs books?

[fredster]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

"Pweston was mean to me and he wanted to read something called a book while I wanted to talk to him about pink stuff and watch Eastenders."
"Rav was mean to me and thought that when I suggested going for a picnic in the park he stupidly thought it was an actual picnic and not a photo-op for my pet paparazzi."
"Alex was mean to me. When we fulfilled the terms of our contract and produced little Kerchinga he was meant to shower me with presents and sell stories about how amaaaaaaaaaaaazing I am.
He didn't even buy me an eternity ring,the evil swine.
But don't worry,I will soldier braaaaaaaavely on,struggling with the horrifying ordeal of shopping and picking up my nightly takeaway.
Poor,poor me. I'm so brave. Truly an inspirational role model for modern women everywhere"

By Chantelle. Aged 29.

That sounds about right, how will they put that in eighty pages? I suppose there will be loads of "oh my god" and "you know what I mean". That could pad it out.

[fredster]

Originally Posted by Goaty

Same people who got Zelebs books?

But she has done nothing, except win CBB and that was ages ago.

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by fredster

That sounds about right, how will they put that in eighty pages? I suppose there will be loads of "oh my god" and "you know what I mean". That could pad it out.

I have my suspicions that the people willing to part with their hard-earned cash for a book about Chantelle will probably prefer 1 page of writing and the other 79 pages of pictures of Chantelle looking sad in her Ugg boots and leggings in a variety of glamorous locations - a KFC drive-thru, a Chinese takeaway, a garage forecourt - all snapped by her favourite dial-a-pap.

[kiviraat]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

I have my suspicions that the people willing to part with their hard-earned cash for a book about Chantelle will probably prefer 1 page of writing and the other 79 pages of pictures of Chantelle looking sad in her Ugg boots and leggings in a variety of glamorous locations - a KFC drive-thru, a Chinese takeaway, a garage forecourt - all snapped by her favourite dial-a-pap.

I wonder if she'll take a leaf out of KP's book and get a psychic to tell her the name of the man she will marry...

[lexi22]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

"Pweston was mean to me and he wanted to read something called a book while I wanted to talk to him about pink stuff and watch Eastenders."
"Rav was mean to me and thought that when I suggested going for a picnic in the park he stupidly thought it was an actual picnic and not a photo-op for my pet paparazzi."
"Alex was mean to me. When we fulfilled the terms of our contract and produced little Kerchinga he was meant to shower me with presents and sell stories about how amaaaaaaaaaaaazing I am.
He didn't even buy me an eternity ring,the evil swine.
But don't worry,I will soldier braaaaaaaavely on,struggling with the horrifying ordeal of shopping and picking up my nightly takeaway.
Poor,poor me. I'm so brave. Truly an inspirational role model for modern women everywhere"

By Chantelle. Aged 29.

Oh Azura's Star. You forgot about her infertility sadness and her fears that she'd never become a loving mother! And her pregnancy MIRACLE!!!! And her heart problems and how she feared she would not live long enough to sell Dolly to the tabloids and *sobs* (3 chapters)

PS. And don't forget her rollercoaster ride and the journey she's been on. (2 chapters.)

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by lexi22

Oh Azura's Star. You forgot about her infertility sadness and her fears that she'd never become a loving mother! And her pregnancy MIRACLE!!!! And her heart problems and how she feared she would not live long enough to sell Dolly to the tabloids and *sobs* (3 chapters)

PS. And don't forget her rollercoaster ride and the journey she's been on. (2 chapters.)

I have a feeling she will go down the KP route,and release a new volume of "her story" approximately once a month for the next 14 years.
If she uses up all the heartrending details of her medical catastrophes in the first book, how will she keep her dedicated readership interested for the next 527 volumes?
Alex's sex dungeon hell can only go so far.

[Kay2000]

Chantelle's attacks on Alex are becoming really tiresome now, i called my son "my little boyfriend" when he was young, and if people want to twist that into a pervy manner, that actually says more about them, than it does me.
I have always had a problem with Chantelles claims of a sex dungeon, as she claimed what she saw was just so horrific, yet she stayed with him for 8 long weeks after being confronted with something so traumatising, so i think she may have tweaked the details somewhat to create media interest. Has she had that heart op yet, that she desperately needed?
http://www.new-magazine.co.uk/posts/...-giving-birth/

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by Kay2000

Chantelle's attacks on Alex are becoming really tiresome now, i called my son "my little boyfriend" when he was young, and if people want to twist that into a pervy manner, that actually says more about them, than it does me.
I have always had a problem with Chantelles claims of a sex dungeon, as she claimed what she saw was just so horrific, yet she stayed with him for 8 long weeks after being confronted with something so traumatising, so i think she may have tweaked the details somewhat to create media interest. Has she had that heart op yet, that she desperately needed?

I think that's sweet.

Sad person that I am, I find myself strangely fascinated by Alex's sex dungeon.
I suspect that when you say that Chantelle tweaked the details for dramatic effect (as IF she would do such a thing),you were slightly understating things.I think what actually happened was that she came home to find him watching "Confessions of a Window Cleaner" whilst wearing a feather boa and twirling some sparkly handcuffs in his spare hand and realised that if they got married she would have to fight him for the wedding dress.

[Kay2000]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

I think that's sweet.

Sad person that I am, I find myself strangely fascinated by Alex's sex dungeon.
I suspect that when you say that Chantelle tweaked the details for dramatic effect (as IF she would do such a thing),you were slightly understating things.I think what actually happened was that she came home to find him watching "Confessions of a Window Cleaner" whilst wearing a feather boa and twirling some sparkly handcuffs in his spare hand and realised that if they got married she would have to fight him for the wedding dress.

8 weeks is a long time to remain with someone, whether its was, as she claims, flesh coloured things attached to every bedpost he somehow managed to squeeze into her little dresses , hobble from room to room in her heels, as he had porn playing in every room. Quite shocked the live in pap missed it all

[Saltydog1955]

She's being 'wooed by a hot medic'.
One who's not that clever presumably.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...rother-1727487

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by Saltydog1955

She's being 'wooed by a hot medic'.
One who's not that clever presumably.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...rother-1727487

Well if it's good enough for the Andre...

Slightly OT but those eyebrows are positively terrifying.

[broadshoulder]

Originally Posted by Saltydog1955

She's being 'wooed by a hot medic'.
One who's not that clever presumably.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...rother-1727487

She'd do better with a brain surgeon.

[Azura's Star]

Originally Posted by broadshoulder

She'd do better with a brain surgeon.

Possibly.
Do you think he'd actually be able to find one?

[Nikkiclody]

Originally Posted by Azura's Star

"Pweston was mean to me and he wanted to read something called a book while I wanted to talk to him about pink stuff and watch Eastenders."
"Rav was mean to me and thought that when I suggested going for a picnic in the park he stupidly thought it was an actual picnic and not a photo-op for my pet paparazzi."
"Alex was mean to me. When we fulfilled the terms of our contract and produced little Kerchinga he was meant to shower me with presents and sell stories about how amaaaaaaaaaaaazing I am.
He didn't even buy me an eternity ring,the evil swine.
But don't worry,I will soldier braaaaaaaavely on,struggling with the horrifying ordeal of shopping and picking up my nightly takeaway.
Poor,poor me. I'm so brave. Truly an inspirational role model for modern women everywhere"

By Chantelle. Aged 29.

The gobshite chavvy wannabe reality stars will buy her book, it sickens me that idiots like her write their life stories.
Same with Jade,Jordan and Katona.
My brother bought Jades book for me when she first brought it out, I literally got to page 10 and dumped it in the bin. I will never understand the interest in these women.

[muddipaws]

I see she has already set the wheels in motion to let slip stories of her and her new man. Wonder if he knew she has a hair of this? Silly woman

[britchick_99702]

When my son was a baby he had a T shirt with "Mummy's New Man" on it by a company called No Added Sugar. It was totally meant as tongue in cheek especially seeing as I was/am in a relationship with his father. She needs to get a grip!

[Rose*~*]

Originally Posted by zx50

Can't understand why he used the term 'girlfriend' for. Alex is always saying something completely weird or inappropriate.

He's not the most articulate person in the world. He probably wanted to express his love for his daughter on Valentine's day, the day where lots of people express their love for someone.

Granted, the word 'girlfriend' is not the best one he could've picked, but I'm sure he didn't mean anything inappropriate with it. She turned it into something nasty just to hit back.