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Old 28-04-2013, 18:19
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I agree I'm from Norfolk and I have not married my sister. Or drive a tractor for a living.
Do you have webbed ties and fingers though?

I'm from Liverpool..I've always worked,never got in trouble with the police or said the word "chuck"
But you have got a perm and a tache Betty

There are no cobbles on my street, nobody in the family wears a flat cap and I have never said ay oop love.
But we know you've got a whippet and a homing pigeon.



I'm from just off The Old Kent Road but I don't sell fruit, talk in rhyming slang and I've never done the Lambeth Walk in all my days
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Old 28-04-2013, 19:04
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Blondie
Calm down calm down
Don't forget the trackie ...
(pssst... I don't like to talk about the tash )
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Old 28-04-2013, 19:36
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There are no cobbles on my street, nobody in the family wears a flat cap and I have never said ay oop love.

Whilst I can't confess to being a secret fan of KP/PA I must confess my secret fandom of... lexi22... I find her posts humourous and thoughtful... her reviewage is great and her patience is almost legendary... there I feel so much better now...
If I were a fan of someone, I would have no problem admitting it. So, I will happily admit to being a complete fanbot of Blondie and Lexi, they both make me laugh. A lot.
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Old 28-04-2013, 20:00
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Yup they would Willow.

Am starting to worry this thread is affecting me in RL. I caught myself doing a KP serious trout pout face when I glanced up at the mirror in the hall whilst vacuuming.

Maybe that's what her look is meant to be? Angry vacuuming look?
It is wot it is
Cover your mirrors when you are vacuuming, you should be ok . Just don't start singing any of her songs while you are doing it
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Old 28-04-2013, 20:42
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It is wot it is
Cover your mirrors when you are vacuuming, you should be ok . Just don't start singing any of her songs while you are doing it
Or his


Disclaimer ..yes I know this topic is nothing to do with her former husband ..but I couldn't resist ...
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Old 28-04-2013, 20:58
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If I were a fan of someone, I would have no problem admitting it. So, I will happily admit to being a complete fanbot of Blondie and Lexi, they both make me laugh. A lot.
I have a fan. I don't think that's ever happened to me before
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Old 28-04-2013, 21:35
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I have a fan. I don't think that's ever happened to me before
You have two ... I might not think the same as you but I like the fact you are fair with me and always have been
I also like Lexi as her posts are always fun
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Old 28-04-2013, 21:38
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I have a fan. I don't think that's ever happened to me before
Aww bless.
I'll be your fan too Blondie - I have a feeling that 1 fan on their own is usually classed as a stalker.
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Old 28-04-2013, 21:43
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Sorry I forgot Azuras star... I like your post also .. Humorous ..
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Old 28-04-2013, 21:45
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Sorry I forgot Azuras star... I like your post also .. Humorous ..
Huh!!
Who told you you could get off the naughty step??
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Old 28-04-2013, 21:49
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Huh!!
Who told you you could get off the naughty step??
I'm still on it
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Old 28-04-2013, 21:57
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you've been on there ages Betty, you must either have a comfy cushion or piles by now
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Old 28-04-2013, 21:59
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you've been on there ages Betty, you must either have a comfy cushion or piles by now
She knows why she's there...piles is no more than she deserves.
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Old 28-04-2013, 22:19
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She knows why she's there...piles is no more than she deserves.
Comfy cushion I wish ....
I know I forgot Andre is 40 FFS shame on me
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Old 28-04-2013, 22:20
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I agree..I didn't take it personal..and I didn't see all the posts so don't know why they were removed but the mods must of had a good reason so we have to accept that
Someone must have alerted mine, since it was only attached to yours, both were innocuous. The rules are quite strict on people alerting for tactical reasons and the alerter can end up the one being banned.
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Old 28-04-2013, 22:20
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There are many posters on here I could claim fandom for

Was KP using Daniel Radcliffe to insult PA the other day I think she was... had the tit waiting for the tat

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Old 28-04-2013, 22:24
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Someone must have alerted mine, since it was only attached to yours, both were innocuous. The rules are quite strict on people alerting for tactical reasons and the alerter can end up the one being banned.
I don't know why either maybe they felt it best just to remove all from a certain time.. We have to respect the mods decision even if we don't understand it
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Old 28-04-2013, 22:28
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LAO
Maybe he will claim she padded her bra with tissue ..
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Old 28-04-2013, 22:31
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I don't know why either maybe they felt it best just to remove all from a certain time.. We have to respect the mods decision even if we don't understand it
It isn't difficult to understand Betty... insulting some people should be completely off limits... if they have not put themselves in the public eye leave them alone... I don't mean you personally Betty I just co-opted your post if that is ok.

Lmao @ her stuffed bra so that is how she does it... never sold tissue that effective when I was a teenager.

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Old 28-04-2013, 23:01
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LAO
Now I understand why posts may of been removed.. Makes a lot a sense thank you x
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Old 28-04-2013, 23:08
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I never insulted anyone at that wedding btw.
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Old 28-04-2013, 23:13
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Katie Price ‏@MissKatiePrice 11h

Does anyone know what this is they are all over my patio
pic.twitter.com/oOP02OokIL


HAHAHA....looks like some of her old stick-on eyebrows to me.

Or snails & slugs seeking revenge for her threatening to eat Junior's pet snail all those years ago. MWAHAHA

Or just plain old creepy slimy things attracted to creepy slimy things.
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Old 28-04-2013, 23:19
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Katie Price ‏@MissKatiePrice 11h

Does anyone know what this is they are all over my patio
pic.twitter.com/oOP02OokIL


HAHAHA....looks like some of her old stick-on eyebrows to me.

Or snails & slugs seeking revenge for her threatening to eat Junior's pet snail all those years ago. MWAHAHA

Or just plain old creepy slimy things attracted to creepy slimy things.
It looks like something that's fallen out of someone's bottom.
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Old 28-04-2013, 23:22
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It looks like something that's fallen out of someone's bottom.
It does rather .

KEV-INNNN....!
Silly boy hasn't been cleaning up the dog poo like wot he gets his pocket money for.
BAAAAAD KEV, GROUNDED!........go to your little room ! And NO playing with your guns !
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Old 28-04-2013, 23:23
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It looks like something that's fallen out of someone's bottom.



Katie's? Or maybe out of her mouth
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