This will fail. It will fail because - bottom line - it is good old fashioned, honest-to-goodness no-nonsense bat shit. In fact, if there was ever one positive thing to be said about Cardle it is that no contemporary act can consistently produce shit music like he can. And make no mistake, that takes talent of sorts: 'shit on demand'! Problem is, shit music is very much an acquired taste. It is a small, niche market and Matt is desperate to be a big, bouncy, billboard-hogging, mega-famous, global pop star. Now there's the dilemma folks! Matt is a tortured soul. Why? Because he is brilliant at something he doesn't want to be brilliant at! He's the wrong sort of successful.