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The most stupid band names,
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Flat Matt
21-02-2013
I love the band, but Oasis is a shite name. It sounds like the name of a husband and wife cabaret act.
mrkite77
21-02-2013
Toad the Wet Sprocket got their name from a Monty Python sketch.
Makson
21-02-2013
Fe-m@il

Bel Ami (err...naming yourself after a gay porn company)

N'Tyce

Lucy Pearl (loved them but always hated this name for the group)
eugenespeed
21-02-2013
Congratulations On Your Decision To Become A Pilot

Great band, but yeah.
mushymanrob
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by Microkorg:
“Yep.. sounds like West Country Removals Firm”

they are folk... whaddya expect?

Originally Posted by mr muggles:
“Jimmy The Hoover”

ha ha... jimmy the hoover... great song though.

agreed with the yeah yeah yeahs

blue rondo a la turk?

..oh and the saturdays.... crap name, crap group.
tomi-08
21-02-2013
I like them but 'Little Mix' is just absolutely awful. Most names make some sort of sense, but it just doesn't make any sense or have any meaning whatsoever.

It's like they flicked through a dictionary blindfolded and picked out the first two random letters their finger fell upon and put them together.
JohnnyForget
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by Big Boy Barry:
“People think QUEEN was a bad band name?


Seriously, check yourselves.”

Yes indeed. I dislike the band's name almost as much as I dislike their music!
lil lexie
21-02-2013
Toto.

I always wonder if they'd have been much bigger than they were if they'd had a name that was less associated with Dorothy.
scrilla
21-02-2013
Kajagoogoo
Duran Duran
Anti-Pasti
Culture Club
Johnny Hates Jazz
Haircut 100
The Vomit Visions
The Cranberries
5ive
Boyzone
Southern Death Cult
Def Leppard
Tygers of Pan Tang
Megadeth
Fun Boy Three
Fizzee Rascal
21-02-2013
Atomic Bitchwax
Wooden Shjips - that's not a typo, the "j" is meant to be there.
Cake Or Death
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by scrilla:
“Johnny Hates Jazz”

I remember someone telling me about a local group back in the day called Johnny Hates Johnny Hates Jazz. I like that one.

Muse and Coldplay have always annoyed me, almost as much as their music.
fireemblemcraze
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by tomi-08:
“I like them but 'Little Mix' is just absolutely awful. Most names make some sort of sense, but it just doesn't make any sense or have any meaning whatsoever.

It's like they flicked through a dictionary blindfolded and picked out the first two random letters their finger fell upon and put them together.”

Their previous name was Rhythmix and I think they wanted to carry on with the idea of having their fans called 'Mixers'. Rhythmix being a charity's name too, they had to change it while retaining the mix bit, hence the Mix in their name. However, I have no idea why they chose Little...maybe because of Tulisa calling them her 'little muffins'? Don't know how ideas come about in artists' heads.
scratchy23
21-02-2013
Girls Can't Catch
Parade
Marina & The Diamonds
Bingo Players
misslibertine
21-02-2013
X Factor groups, if they count, nearly always have awful names:

Bad Lashes
Kandy Rain
Girlband
Addictiv Ladies
4Tune
Voices With Soul
2 To Go
The Unconventionals
Futureproof
Miss Frank
Belle Amie
Diva Fever
Nu Vibe
2 Shoes
District 3
Union J
GlassBalloon
21-02-2013
Ham Sandwich has got to be one of the worst bad names I've ever heard. I laugh every time I hear it.
misslibertine
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by GlassBalloon:
“Ham Sandwich has got to be one of the worst bad names I've ever heard. I laugh every time I hear it.”

Seeing that reminded me of that band Peter Jones invested in on Dragon's Den years ago... called Hamfatter
PhilH36
21-02-2013
Throbbing Gristle?
or Foetus
Hutchy258
21-02-2013
Fun. It's not really a name you would associate with a band
cnbcwatcher
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by mrkite77:
“I swear they're just trolls, trying to get random people to tell them that "piscine" is french for swimming pool.”

Probably And can't they use Google Translate?

Originally Posted by Smudged:
“That's the point as it represents a keyboard shortcut. I'm not that keen on it but I suppose it's somewhat inventive.”

It represents a Windows keyboard shortcut. It doesn't work on Macs

Originally Posted by fireemblemcraze:
“One Erection is quite a bad name too. I wonder who came up with it (Simon).”

Should be called One Dimension or Wand Erection
rbautz
21-02-2013
A funny name from my austrian neighbours


Drahdiwaberl (turn around girl), Falco played there once.
Brummy Girl
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by scratchy23:
“Marina & The Diamonds”

Her real name is Marina Diamandis. It's just a version of her birth name as a stage name. Diamandis meaning 'Diamonds' in Greek.
SuperDude95
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by fireemblemcraze:
“One Erection is quite a bad name too. I wonder who came up with it (Simon).
”

Harry Styles did
aquasplash3
21-02-2013
Originally Posted by Inkblot:
“Spotted punk band The C**ts in a festival flyer last year. Probably not the best name if you want to make it in the music business (which they probably don't).”

There is also a group called Selfish C**t.

I think the worst group name is Bananarama.
akhenaten
21-02-2013
Half man half biscuit
sigue sigue sputnik
scrilla
22-02-2013
I like some of the names mentioned: Butthole Surfers, Throbbing Gristle, Half Man Half Biscuit and the various incarnations of Foetus: You've Got Foetus On You Breath, Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel, Foetus Over 'Frisco etc.
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