There's going to be no one interesting left on this show by the time it starts 
Why do the "celebs" keep pulling out?
Maybe it's not evil enough - IACGMOOH offers the opportunity to sleep in a jungle with snakes and spiders, starve, be victimised by the public to the point of mental breakdown whilst watching one contestant have their husband flown in, and a pair of hobbits who, despite all available common sense, are sufficiently famous to not have to lower themselves to do this sort of show, are smiling and pointing out that your lunch is wriggling. Yet they have enough interest to do two ratings-winning shows a year.
Theoretically, in order to catch up, Celeb BB needs to focus more on mentally fragile and potentially sectionable celebs - there's always a good supply of drunks and junkies but let's not forget the schizophrenics, manic depressives and obsessive compulsives too - and somehow exploit their tenuous grip on sanity by promising them a chance to recapture past public adoration in exchange for a fortnight of harsh humiliation capturing them coming apart at the seams in excruciating detail, followed by a failed novelty record and the everlasting bile of the 3am girls.
On his official site, David Icke denies he's appearing, and says
When even David Icke has too much self-respect to appear, Celeb BB surely seems to have a real problem.
Bob
Theoretically, in order to catch up, Celeb BB needs to focus more on mentally fragile and potentially sectionable celebs - there's always a good supply of drunks and junkies but let's not forget the schizophrenics, manic depressives and obsessive compulsives too - and somehow exploit their tenuous grip on sanity by promising them a chance to recapture past public adoration in exchange for a fortnight of harsh humiliation capturing them coming apart at the seams in excruciating detail, followed by a failed novelty record and the everlasting bile of the 3am girls.
On his official site, David Icke denies he's appearing, and says
Quote:
“I am up to here with the pseudo-celebrity b****cks that infests television, magazines and newspapers. Everywhere it is ‘celebrity' this, ‘celebrity' that. The cult of celebrity is the new religion which, like the old, is designed to keep the masses mesmerised by irrelevant trash while the global fascist state is constructed unseen all around them.”
“I am up to here with the pseudo-celebrity b****cks that infests television, magazines and newspapers. Everywhere it is ‘celebrity' this, ‘celebrity' that. The cult of celebrity is the new religion which, like the old, is designed to keep the masses mesmerised by irrelevant trash while the global fascist state is constructed unseen all around them.”
When even David Icke has too much self-respect to appear, Celeb BB surely seems to have a real problem.
Bob
Originally Posted by bob.stone:
“On his official site, David Icke denies he's appearing, and says
When even David Icke has too much self-respect to appear, Celeb BB surely seems to have a real problem.
Bob”
“On his official site, David Icke denies he's appearing, and says
When even David Icke has too much self-respect to appear, Celeb BB surely seems to have a real problem.
Bob
”
aww - i was looking forward to him being in the house.
at this rate we'll end up with the Hamiltons and that cougher off millionaire
OK, well, let's think about this Victoria woman
She's obviously touting herself for TV presenting jobs.
She strings along celeb BB for a month to get her name in the papers
Anyone thinking of employing her, like VH1 say, has to wonder how much they will have to pay her once she's been on BB and all over the tabloids for a month and gets lots of job offers after the show.
So their hand is forced and they offer her the job now at a cheaper rate.
She was using the show as a bargaining chip.............
She's obviously touting herself for TV presenting jobs.
She strings along celeb BB for a month to get her name in the papers
Anyone thinking of employing her, like VH1 say, has to wonder how much they will have to pay her once she's been on BB and all over the tabloids for a month and gets lots of job offers after the show.
So their hand is forced and they offer her the job now at a cheaper rate.
She was using the show as a bargaining chip.............
Originally Posted by Mesostim:
“So....they'll have Jade on at least....It's not a RTV without Jade in it....
”
“So....they'll have Jade on at least....It's not a RTV without Jade in it....
”
..Like Laurel without Hardy
Originally Posted by JustinCredible:
“I hear they're trying to get Big Daddy to take part.”
“I hear they're trying to get Big Daddy to take part.”
i thought he was dead.
Originally Posted by JustinCredible:
“I'm sure they'll move on to Giant Haystacks when they discover that.”
“I'm sure they'll move on to Giant Haystacks when they discover that.”
lol
who was it giant or big daddy who's name was shirley???
Originally Posted by moneybags:
“lol who was it giant or big daddy who's name was shirley???”
“lol
who was it giant or big daddy who's name was shirley???”
Big Daddy's real name was Shirley Crabtree !
Height & Weight:6'6" - 350 lbs
Originally Posted by Omah:
“Big Daddy's real name was Shirley Crabtree !
Height & Weight:6'6" - 350 lbs”
“Big Daddy's real name was Shirley Crabtree !
Height & Weight:6'6" - 350 lbs”
i bet he had some fights at school.
Originally Posted by moneybags:
“ i bet he had some fights at school. ”
“
i bet he had some fights at school. ”
So would you if you wore those leotards............
Originally Posted by JustinCredible:
“I'm sure they'll move on to Giant Haystacks when they discover that.”
“I'm sure they'll move on to Giant Haystacks when they discover that.”
He's dead too.
