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Old 01-03-2013, 22:05
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I love this scene from Good Will Hunting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnZ0Y4rvz6E
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Old 01-03-2013, 22:14
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"I don't remember asking you a god damn thing!"

Pulp Fiction
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Old 01-03-2013, 22:21
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Batman:

Jerry Hall's character to Jack Napier: "You look fine".

Jack: "I didn't ask".
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Old 01-03-2013, 22:23
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'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!'
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Old 01-03-2013, 22:29
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Is this the man that was killed?
he seemed taller


Are you the farmer?
Shut up, I'll deal with this.
We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the ****ing farmer!
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Old 01-03-2013, 22:49
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-say what one more time I double dare you-

-what?-

*boom*
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Old 01-03-2013, 23:04
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"Hudson - you secure that shit"
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:54
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Some from the master, Groucho Marx:
I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Ambassador Trentino: I didn't come here to be insulted!
Rufus T. Firefly: That's what you think!

I've a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Flo: Why, I've never been so insulted in my life!
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, it's early yet

Henderson: Am I crazy or are there only two beds in here?
Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first Henderson?

Why, you've got beauty, charm, money! You *have* got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:43
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The princess bride -
Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

The avengers -
Loki: This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:46
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The avengers -
Loki: This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
I don't think that was a good put down, all that happened is half the audience got to their phones out to google "quim"....
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:48
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"Hey laser lips, your mother was a snow blower!" - Jonny Five - Short Circuit.
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Old 02-03-2013, 13:08
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From Stand By Me, when the kids are fooling around in the swamp and ducking each other under.

One of them tells the other to cut it out,to which he replies...

'Relax, after all you're only young once'.

'Yeah...but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life!'.
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Old 02-03-2013, 13:28
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"Did your mother have any children that lived?"
Sgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket".
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Old 02-03-2013, 13:40
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"Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q."
Lex Luthor to Otis in Superman

Bill Sampson: Have you no human consideration?
Margo Channing: Show me a human, and I might have!
All About Eve

"What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? "
Harold Shand, The Long Good Friday

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Old 02-03-2013, 13:51
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"Did you ever meet anyone you didn't kill?"

"I haven't killed you yet."

"Well don't do me no favours."
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Old 02-03-2013, 13:58
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Some from the master, Groucho Marx:
I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Ambassador Trentino: I didn't come here to be insulted!
Rufus T. Firefly: That's what you think!

I've a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Flo: Why, I've never been so insulted in my life!
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, it's early yet

Henderson: Am I crazy or are there only two beds in here?
Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first Henderson?


Why, you've got beauty, charm, money! You *have* got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you


He may look like an idiot
He may sound like an idiot
But don't let that fool you
He really is
An idiot

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Old 02-03-2013, 14:04
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Reggie: You got a lady, Cates?
Jack: Yeah.
Reggie: You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me
48 Hrs

"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow. "
"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."
Get Carter

"You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass."
Clint Eastwood to a bad guy standing behind him with a knife in High Plains Drifter
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Old 02-03-2013, 17:52
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Dorothy Malone in Carmen Jones:

"Scuse my dust." Walks away.
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Old 02-03-2013, 18:41
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The clip is bad quality, but....

'Carlito's Way' - Carlito blasts Benny Blanco
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Old 02-03-2013, 18:55
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More Groucho

"You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."
"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived"
Horse Feathers

Mrs. Rittenhouse: Captain, this leaves me speechless.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, see that you remain that way.
Animal Crackers

Ambassador Trentino: Have we met each other before, sir?
Rufus T. Firefly: I don't think so. In fact, I'm not sure I'm seeing you now; it must be something I ate
Duck Soup
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Old 02-03-2013, 22:33
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Hey baby you must've been something before electricity.

Caddyshack.
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Old 02-03-2013, 22:46
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"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
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Old 02-03-2013, 23:09
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Heat- Also about actions as well words

Al Pacino goes to seek out his crime spy Albert in a stolen car yard to enquire why he 'didn't get back to him' the previous night. Pacino and his fellow Sergeant barges in and all these car thieves go running in different directions and Albert stays sitting at his table after being interrupted in eating his breakfast. On the way to sitting down, Pacino with both hands pushes all the food off the table, 'you were supposed to get to me last night where the f**k have you been.

After a dialogue of putting Albert down but arranging to meet him at nightclub that night he leaves and in true Pacino style turns round and shouts to Albert 'Don't waste my motherf*****g time.'

The best was towards the end of the film when he enters his wife Justine's house to discover she has had a one night stand with 'Ralph.' Ralph whilst watching TV, was not aware Justine was married and anxious about the situation:

Justine smirks and say to Pacino 'this is my friend Ralph, aren't you angry?' Pacino replies 'Oh Im angry.... Im very angry..... Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she want's
you to. You can lounge around in her ex- husbands dead tech, post modernistic bulls**t house if she want's you to. But you do not watch my f***ing television set.'

Also after the bank robbery, De Niro takes Val Kilmer to a hospital and asks the Doctor to take off his shirt. The Doctor says 'but my daughter gave this shirt for fathers day.' De Niro says 'I don't give a sh** who gave it to you, take it off.'
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Old 03-03-2013, 03:45
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Joan Crawford bidding an embittered farewell to her co-stars in 'The Women': "There's a word for ladies like you, only it isn't used in polite society - outside of a kennel"

Not bad for 1939!!
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:38
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Heat- Also about actions as well words

Al Pacino goes to seek out his crime spy Albert in a stolen car yard to enquire why he 'didn't get back to him' the previous night. Pacino and his fellow Sergeant barges in and all these car thieves go running in different directions and Albert stays sitting at his table after being interrupted in eating his breakfast. On the way to sitting down, Pacino with both hands pushes all the food off the table, 'you were supposed to get to me last night where the f**k have you been.

After a dialogue of putting Albert down but arranging to meet him at nightclub that night he leaves and in true Pacino style turns round and shouts to Albert 'Don't waste my motherf*****g time.'

The best was towards the end of the film when he enters his wife Justine's house to discover she has had a one night stand with 'Ralph.' Ralph whilst watching TV, was not aware Justine was married and anxious about the situation:

Justine smirks and say to Pacino 'this is my friend Ralph, aren't you angry?' Pacino replies 'Oh Im angry.... Im very angry..... Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she want's
you to. You can lounge around in her ex- husbands dead tech, post modernistic bulls**t house if she want's you to. But you do not watch my f***ing television set.'

Also after the bank robbery, De Niro takes Val Kilmer to a hospital and asks the Doctor to take off his shirt. The Doctor says 'but my daughter gave this shirt for fathers day.' De Niro says 'I don't give a sh** who gave it to you, take it off.'

My favorite line from Heat is when De Niro makes a phone call to the banker, having just been ripped off and almost killed by his cronies at the drive-in...

De Niro 'OK, you know what? Forget the money'

Banker 'Forget the money? It's a lot of money, what are you doing?'

De Niro ' What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone'

Banker 'I don't understand'

De Niro ' Because there is a dead man on the end of this f***ing line!'

Click.
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