[fender101]

I love this scene from Good Will Hunting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnZ0Y4rvz6E

[Lou Kelly]

"I don't remember asking you a god damn thing!"

Pulp Fiction

[BrooklynBoy]

Batman:

Jerry Hall's character to Jack Napier: "You look fine".

Jack: "I didn't ask".

[Kolin Klingon]

'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!'

[fender101]

Is this the man that was killed?
he seemed taller


Are you the farmer?
Shut up, I'll deal with this.
We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the ****ing farmer!

[Sex]

-say what one more time I double dare you-

-what?-

*boom*

[Moony]

"Hudson - you secure that shit"

[Eddie Badger]

Some from the master, Groucho Marx:
I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Ambassador Trentino: I didn't come here to be insulted!
Rufus T. Firefly: That's what you think!

I've a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Flo: Why, I've never been so insulted in my life!
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, it's early yet

Henderson: Am I crazy or are there only two beds in here?
Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first Henderson?

Why, you've got beauty, charm, money! You *have* got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you

[mialicious]

The princess bride -
Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.
Westley: No. To the pain.
Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

The avengers -
Loki: This is my bargain, you mewling quim!

[theonlyweeman]

Originally Posted by mialicious

The avengers -
Loki: This is my bargain, you mewling quim!

I don't think that was a good put down, all that happened is half the audience got to their phones out to google "quim"....

[NorfolkBoy1]

"Hey laser lips, your mother was a snow blower!" - Jonny Five - Short Circuit.

[Ted Cunterblast]

From Stand By Me, when the kids are fooling around in the swamp and ducking each other under.

One of them tells the other to cut it out,to which he replies...

'Relax, after all you're only young once'.

'Yeah...but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life!'.

[ironjade]

"Did your mother have any children that lived?"
Sgt. Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket".

[Eddie Badger]

"Do you know why the number two hundred is so vitally descriptive to both you and me? It's your weight and my I.Q."
Lex Luthor to Otis in Superman

Bill Sampson: Have you no human consideration?
Margo Channing: Show me a human, and I might have!
All About Eve

"What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? "
Harold Shand, The Long Good Friday

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Theo_Bear]

"Did you ever meet anyone you didn't kill?"

"I haven't killed you yet."

"Well don't do me no favours."

[grimtales1]

Originally Posted by Eddie Badger

Some from the master, Groucho Marx:
I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove

Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

Ambassador Trentino: I didn't come here to be insulted!
Rufus T. Firefly: That's what you think!

I've a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Flo: Why, I've never been so insulted in my life!
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, it's early yet

Henderson: Am I crazy or are there only two beds in here?
Otis B. Driftwood: Now which question do you want me to answer first Henderson?

Why, you've got beauty, charm, money! You *have* got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now.

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you

He may look like an idiot
He may sound like an idiot
But don't let that fool you
He really is
An idiot

[Eddie Badger]

Reggie: You got a lady, Cates?
Jack: Yeah.
Reggie: You know, the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me
48 Hrs

"You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow. "
"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself."
Get Carter

"You're going to look pretty silly with that knife sticking out of your ass."
Clint Eastwood to a bad guy standing behind him with a knife in High Plains Drifter

[Johnbee]

Dorothy Malone in Carmen Jones:

"Scuse my dust." Walks away.

[MsWilder11]

The clip is bad quality, but....

'Carlito's Way' - Carlito blasts Benny Blanco

[Eddie Badger]

More Groucho

"You know you've got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it."
"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived"
Horse Feathers

Mrs. Rittenhouse: Captain, this leaves me speechless.
Capt. Spaulding: Well, see that you remain that way.
Animal Crackers

Ambassador Trentino: Have we met each other before, sir?
Rufus T. Firefly: I don't think so. In fact, I'm not sure I'm seeing you now; it must be something I ate
Duck Soup

[Theshane]

Hey baby you must've been something before electricity.

Caddyshack.

[Kolin Klingon]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"

[rfonzo]

Heat- Also about actions as well words

Al Pacino goes to seek out his crime spy Albert in a stolen car yard to enquire why he 'didn't get back to him' the previous night. Pacino and his fellow Sergeant barges in and all these car thieves go running in different directions and Albert stays sitting at his table after being interrupted in eating his breakfast. On the way to sitting down, Pacino with both hands pushes all the food off the table, 'you were supposed to get to me last night where the f**k have you been.

After a dialogue of putting Albert down but arranging to meet him at nightclub that night he leaves and in true Pacino style turns round and shouts to Albert 'Don't waste my motherf*****g time.'

The best was towards the end of the film when he enters his wife Justine's house to discover she has had a one night stand with 'Ralph.' Ralph whilst watching TV, was not aware Justine was married and anxious about the situation:

Justine smirks and say to Pacino 'this is my friend Ralph, aren't you angry?' Pacino replies 'Oh Im angry.... Im very angry..... Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she want's
you to. You can lounge around in her ex- husbands dead tech, post modernistic bulls**t house if she want's you to. But you do not watch my f***ing television set.'

Also after the bank robbery, De Niro takes Val Kilmer to a hospital and asks the Doctor to take off his shirt. The Doctor says 'but my daughter gave this shirt for fathers day.' De Niro says 'I don't give a sh** who gave it to you, take it off.'

[Grabid Rannies]

Joan Crawford bidding an embittered farewell to her co-stars in 'The Women': "There's a word for ladies like you, only it isn't used in polite society - outside of a kennel"

Not bad for 1939!!

[Ted Cunterblast]

Originally Posted by rfonzo

Heat- Also about actions as well words

Al Pacino goes to seek out his crime spy Albert in a stolen car yard to enquire why he 'didn't get back to him' the previous night. Pacino and his fellow Sergeant barges in and all these car thieves go running in different directions and Albert stays sitting at his table after being interrupted in eating his breakfast. On the way to sitting down, Pacino with both hands pushes all the food off the table, 'you were supposed to get to me last night where the f**k have you been.

After a dialogue of putting Albert down but arranging to meet him at nightclub that night he leaves and in true Pacino style turns round and shouts to Albert 'Don't waste my motherf*****g time.'

The best was towards the end of the film when he enters his wife Justine's house to discover she has had a one night stand with 'Ralph.' Ralph whilst watching TV, was not aware Justine was married and anxious about the situation:

Justine smirks and say to Pacino 'this is my friend Ralph, aren't you angry?' Pacino replies 'Oh Im angry.... Im very angry..... Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she want's
you to. You can lounge around in her ex- husbands dead tech, post modernistic bulls**t house if she want's you to. But you do not watch my f***ing television set.'

Also after the bank robbery, De Niro takes Val Kilmer to a hospital and asks the Doctor to take off his shirt. The Doctor says 'but my daughter gave this shirt for fathers day.' De Niro says 'I don't give a sh** who gave it to you, take it off.'

My favorite line from Heat is when De Niro makes a phone call to the banker, having just been ripped off and almost killed by his cronies at the drive-in...

De Niro 'OK, you know what? Forget the money'

Banker 'Forget the money? It's a lot of money, what are you doing?'

De Niro ' What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone'

Banker 'I don't understand'

De Niro ' Because there is a dead man on the end of this f***ing line!'

Click.