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Michelle best bb housemate
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skazza
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
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She was fat in the house.”

Nope. "Fat" means grossly overweight. You certainly can't apply that to Michelle, that just looks like a bit of a cheap shot to me. Why go down that road, when there's such a wealth of material provided by, say, her personality..? She's the most unpleasant HM we've ever seen...Manipulative, arrogant, nasty. Don't let facile digs at an average sized woman get in the way of the real meat.
gutrot
04-01-2005
She wobbled when she walked.
A true mental case in her own strange fantasy world.
solway
04-01-2005
It's so nice to be able to express our opinions isn't it, i don't think she was arrogant, manipulative, or nasty, but if you do then we will have to agree to disagree
Iknowicould
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by mrfreeze:
“ he he he
Yosef Gobles couldnt have done a better piece of Propaganda than you did.

Oh to be poor Stu, having a babe (don't call me babe) like Michelle practically begging you for sex,

Ahmed, he wasn't exactly the best housemate to get along with. He was lucky to get a flipper thrown at him, should have been a plate.

And as for calling Michelle fat, that's just facile in the extreme.”

Michelle Bass is no babe. If you mean Geordie slapper, I can allow you at least that.

As for bullying Ahmed, I note that you could not argue that it did not happen. That Michelle "Bad Ass" Bass did not bully the little man, obnoxious though he may be to you.

Re-read my post. In the house, she was fat enough in the arse region.
Iknowicould
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by skazza:
“Nope. "Fat" means grossly overweight. You certainly can't apply that to Michelle, that just looks like a bit of a cheap shot to me. Why go down that road, when there's such a wealth of material provided by, say, her personality..? She's the most unpleasant HM we've ever seen...Manipulative, arrogant, nasty. Don't let facile digs at an average sized woman get in the way of the real meat. ”

Fat is as Fat does. She was fat is the ass, at the very least.

Fat Ass Bass.

Here comes the bride, 90 inches wide!
gutrot
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
“ she was fat enough in the arse region.”

A true-life Lard Ass indeed
Trashcan
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by gutrot:
“A true-life Lard Ass indeed”

You're getting mixed up with Victor - I don't know how but you are..
gutrot
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Trashcan:
“You're getting mixed up with Victor - I don't know how but you are..”

Why then, has she not been snapped up for the Special K advert yet?
Trashcan
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
“Michelle Bass is no babe. If you mean Geordie slapper, I can allow you at least that.

As for bullying Ahmed, I note that you could not argue that it did not happen. That Michelle "Bad Ass" Bass did not bully the little man, obnoxious though he may be to you.

Re-read my post. In the house, she was fat enough in the arse region.”

You're obsessed with arse.. and Ahmed was like a big spoilt child in the house.. smashing up the place when he wasn't getting the attention he deserved.. he soon got the attention though from Michelle when she promptly told him to fook off! and he cried
Iknowicould
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by gutrot:
“A true-life Lard Ass indeed”

Second only to BB4's Justine Sellman's championship-winning arse in wobbliness and pork pies storage and carriage.
gutrot
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
“Second only to BB4's Justine Sellman's championship-winning arse in wobbliness and pork pies storage and carriage.”

She was another with a mental agenda.
solway
04-01-2005
Oh it is nice for all you lovely people to express your opinions, I don't think she was fat, a bit larger when she came out than when she went in, but i still wouldn't call her fat, once again I will agree to disagree, it's so nice we are all getting along.
Iknowicould
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by anna123:
“aww michelles fantastic! And shes a geordie!
in my opinion big brother wouoldnt have been as entertaining as it was if she wasnt there ”

Aye, she may be a geordie, but the Fat Ass has a funny-shaped head like a stunted peanut, as others have previously pointed out, and it is made worse by the tight bun on the crown. I know she has a mean temper and a foul mouth, as she has so displayed when she was nominated again (and, unknown to her then, by the Judas Kiss).

It was clearly a mistake for the others to have talked her off from leaving as she threatened to do.
solway
04-01-2005
I never saw Michelle wearing a bun, do you mean pony tail, i do so like to help out if I see things that are not correct
Iknowicould
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Trashcan:
“You're obsessed with arse.. and Ahmed was like a big spoilt child in the house.. smashing up the place when he wasn't getting the attention he deserved.. he soon got the attention though from Michelle when she promptly told him to fook off! and he cried ”

No one has the right to bully a snaggletoothed living saint! No one.
solway
04-01-2005
What about a dead one?
gutrot
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
“No one has the right to bully a snaggletoothed living saint! No one.”

But wasn't it Michelle who was the fat snaggletooth, cause she did have funny teeth as well
Bibbles
04-01-2005
Michelle isn't fat at all.But she did have sex on TV in order to make money.what does that make her? prostitute?pornstar?
Trashcan
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by gutrot:
“But wasn't it Michelle who was the fat snaggletooth, cause she did have funny teeth as well”

Funny how? They make you laugh?
gutrot
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Bibbles:
“Michelle isn't fat at all.”

Oh sorry it must have been my widescreen telly then
Bibbles
04-01-2005
Stuart wouldn't bother with a fat bird.
koantemplation
04-01-2005
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
“Second only to BB4's Justine Sellman's championship-winning arse in wobbliness and pork pies storage and carriage. ”

Ohhhh did you have to remind me of her
If you want to aim vitriol at anyone Justine deserves it far more over Michelle.
gutrot
05-01-2005
Originally Posted by Bibbles:
“Stuart wouldn't bother with a fat bird.”

Stuart's too thick in the fat bird department, as he did'nt sit an A level in the subject
CLL Dodge
05-01-2005
Originally Posted by Iknowicould:
“Second only to BB4's Justine Sellman's championship-winning arse in wobbliness and pork pies storage and carriage. ”


Well there's someone who's forgotten Alison from BB3, or Jade from the same year.

And there are certainly no pork pies stored in Michelle's veggie arse.
Iknowicould
05-01-2005
Originally Posted by mrfreeze:
“Ohhhh did you have to remind me of her
If you want to aim vitriol at anyone Justine deserves it far more over Michelle.”

Justine Sellman faded away, popping up occasionally in strange loos doing strange things or having strange things done to her, once the free launch tickets and free booze invitations have become as scarce as a snowflake in in the Sahara.

This Fat Ass Bass, on the other hand, imagines she could sing. Or act. Or stay in the public eye without even a smidgen of talent to save a drowning rat.

Thankfully, panto is almost history for this season. As she should be.
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