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Old 05-03-2013, 19:08
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Is there a song worse than Yellow Submarine?
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Old 05-03-2013, 19:27
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The song that gets on everybody's nerves is probably the worst song every written.
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Old 05-03-2013, 19:29
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Jenna Rose - My Jeans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMy9WeI_fw

But I'm assuming she had nothing to do with the writing but it's so bad it's funny which makes me like it
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Old 05-03-2013, 19:31
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This by a mile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uIveUw5BzA
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Old 05-03-2013, 19:32
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I think Mmm Bop by Hanson is just dreadful.
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Old 05-03-2013, 19:34
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Anything sung or written by Cheryl Cole Tweedy
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Old 05-03-2013, 19:46
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Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
Promise This - Cheryl Tweedy
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Old 05-03-2013, 20:02
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She's Electric - Oasis
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Old 05-03-2013, 21:33
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Nicki Minaj - Stupid Ho
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Old 05-03-2013, 21:41
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Angels. As the first and by far the biggest of RW's biggest 'let's think up random fulsome, simplistic rhyming crap' lyrical efforts, it's the most dire and sophomoric, and so damned imprinted everlasting as it is upon the consciousness of the dim-witted karaoke hordes, who are only interested in the 'and through it aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll' bit anyway.
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Old 05-03-2013, 21:41
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98% of today's chart
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:03
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That doesn't even make any sense.
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:20
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Swagger Jagger - Cher Lloyd
Friday - Rebecca Black
Promise This - Cheryl Cole
Stupid Hoe - Nicki Minaj
No Way No Way - Vanilla
I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:26
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Belfast Child by Simple Minds must be one of the worst (best?) examples of pop going woefully misguided. Tedious hours of musically soporific 'worthiness', that fortunately never gets resurrected for public exposure these days.
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:29
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3 words - Cheryl and Will.i.am

Especially Will.i.am's bit where he goes:

"I told her you are the love of my life and
One day you gonna be my wife and
We are gonna have some babies together"

AND

"I said, i - l - o - v - e - y - o - u
I'm so into you girl
She said m - e - t - o - o
It's obvious I'm so into you boy"
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:39
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I would say Come on Eileen but that song just gives me a migraine.
Possibly Jeremih - Birthday Sex. I just want to poke his eyes out for the sentiment and the spelling of his name.
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:43
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Aqua - Barbie Girl
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:46
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I would say Come on Eileen but that song just gives me a migraine.
No, please say Come On Eileen, it is truly utter shit. Turaluraluralurayaaay? Oh, kneesaapmavvabraaahn man, FFS

Relax is also up there with my 'must turn off/skips', which is especially annoying when it seems to be included mandatorily on any and every 80s/electro album going. 'Ooh listen to us, we're saying 'come'
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:55
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one of my faveourite songs
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Old 05-03-2013, 22:56
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I still have an original copy of the CD.

Ah, 90s pop...truly shit.
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Old 05-03-2013, 23:00
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I think Mmm Bop by Hanson is just dreadful.
I like that song A cheery song but quite thoughtful and profound imo at the same time.
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Old 05-03-2013, 23:03
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Single Ladies - Beyonce

I hate that song more than any other song ever released.
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Old 05-03-2013, 23:06
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It's probably Cry by Kym Marsh. That song has always stuck with me because of its awfulness. The lyrics are particularly bad.
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Old 05-03-2013, 23:14
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I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
come on, My Humps, terrible song..
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Old 05-03-2013, 23:27
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3 words - Cheryl and Will.i.am

Especially Will.i.am's bit where he goes:

"I told her you are the love of my life and
One day you gonna be my wife and
We are gonna have some babies together"

AND

"I said, i - l - o - v - e - y - o - u
I'm so into you girl
She said m - e - t - o - o
It's obvious I'm so into you boy"
That's definitely up there. I'd love to say Angels by Robbie too but while my hate for that song is everlasting I don't think its quite as bad as the above. Or Swagger Jagger - who knew you could make such an annoying song out of Oh My Darling Clementine.
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