Ha ha. Both of course fake as anything imo but at least JJJ made a super effort to feign a connection. These two boyos are clinical in their execution. No flirting. No affection. Nowt. Just words and some squelching. Lazy.

They don't even talk to each other. Just talking AT one another with lines they think will sound good for the camera. Lewis of course fancies that he's better at this showmance malarkey and I laugh when he dismissively shushes her so his pearl of wisdom can be heard.

Other differences are JJJ did not have nor wanted free access to each others genitals nor do I think anyone will be physically harmed during the course of the Lewnie debacle.

Also, I'm pretty sure the most recent pair will not be photographed in Fairy Tale get up, in a caravan or hanging constipated off of ropes with drawn on abs. I do hope one of them brings out a calendar with two Februarys and no May though.

People just don't put the effort into showmances like they used to.