Relaxing by the pool on my holidays my husband suddenly said "Ken Dodd died last night" I replied "Did he?" my husband said "No Doddy" LOL The woman on the next lounger said "You rotten sod! I was just about to text my daughter to tell her the sad news!"

OMG WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL UP, WHY?????????????????????????????????

Ahem.

This place is in dire need of more mods.

Finally, a forgotten thread where trolls can run freely !!!

May as well make the most of it folks.

Why is this thread still active ?
Bizarre considering DS close other threads for so much as saying a naughty word.

Why is this still here?

Don't you people realise that if you stop adding messages asking why the thread is still here it would disapear to the bottom of the page and be forgotton about......then you wouldn't have to worry your little heads about something so insignificant and start to worry about much more important topics like who is better Adele or Taylor Switft, or are One Direction the new Beatles

It doesn't matter that the thread is still up, what matters is that the OP is banned.

Because you touch yourself at night

That made me laugh!

Click "reported" Thread

Hahahaha, so wrong but so funny.

About six weeks ago, DS banned me for using the word "cat", i know this because they sent me an email explaining it.

If the thread was called "Rihanna...and a cat found dead" maybe the mods would then notice and get rid.

Hopefully i'm not banned again for saying "cat" three times.

I have had a couple of warnings and one(2 day) ban.

One of the warnings was for stating that Westlife released mostly covers for their singles. The ban was for saying I thought Ryan Giggs' brother had probably cheated on his wife himself at some point.

I find it unbelievable that the OP was banned here yet the thread remains

It doesn't matter now, the topic maker has left/been deleted.

Dont worry i got banned for swearing in a good way but yet every other thread has people swearing abuse at each other and thats acceptable

The mods clearly want to drive more traffic to the Music forum... :|

How has this thread not been shut down yet

I have to say I am some what perplexed by how this thread has got so many wound up?
I'm slightly outraged by this, but only because it means that she's still alive and free to record more shite records with impunity.
Some times I wonder how the Grim Reaper sleeps at night.

Rip X

Had this been true, the obvious sick joke would be "Was she found dead in a hopeless place?".

If she was then it's likely she was playing 'Russian Roulette'...

..and lost.

But Rihanna hasn't, she's still regularly churning out some rather good pop/ r'n'b tunes.
Shame about her taste in 'men'..but hey.