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Old 08-07-2013, 15:53
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He's apparently got a secret that he's going to reveal on the 15th. He's even set up a website for the big event http://petersgotasecret.com/
Peter's got a secret??
What is he - a 12 year old girl?
Plonker.

The whereabouts of the pugs?
Why he behaves like a 9yr old?
A new manly perfume called PeteySecret?


Unless it's the REAL reason it's probably all of the above, plus some tacky new "business venture" or other.
I'm still holding out in the faint hope that he and Alex Reid are secretly in love and are planning on eloping to Gretna Green together.

It's prob some promo for something or other.
Sorry to disappoint you, nothing do with me!
That's such a shame Goaty.
I suppose we won't be treated to a 4-page splash in "Hiya" magazine detailing your incredible roller-coaster relationship with the orange one, accompanied by lots of pictures of you looking sad in a variety of glamorous outfits.
You'll never get onto Celeb BB at this rate.
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:14
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Peter's got a secret??
What is he - a 12 year old girl?
Plonker.





That's such a shame Goaty.
I suppose we won't be treated to a 4-page splash in "Hiya" magazine detailing your incredible roller-coaster relationship with the orange one, accompanied by lots of pictures of you looking sad in a variety of glamorous outfits.
You'll never get onto Celeb BB at this rate.
Azura's got a point Goaty....the sky is the limit - just think - this time next year you could be getting Amy Child dresses to borrow free of charge!
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:17
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Yeah but I am male...


Maybe that's PA's secret, so 15th July is his day to be out?
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:22
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Yeah but I am male...


Maybe that's PA's secret, so 15th July is his day to be out?
And???
In this day and age, there is no reason whatsoever why that should be a barrier in the path of true z-list love.
I think it's time you started sorting out your bikinis for the inevitable "posing under the waterfall" shots when you're in the jungle on the next IACGMOOH.
Face it Goaty, you're going to be a zeleb.
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:25
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Whatever his secret is, I'd pretty much guarantee it'll be a massive let down even to his most ardent fans, he's dangling the proverbial carrot in a feeble attempt to get some publicity.

My money is on another coffee shop or something equally as dull
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:36
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Whatever his secret is, I'd pretty much guarantee it'll be a massive let down even to his most ardent fans, he's dangling the proverbial carrot in a feeble attempt to get some publicity.

My money is on another coffee shop or something equally as dull
Killjoy!
Muffin emporium perhaps?
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:37
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I'll take a bet that he's getting married lol
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:44
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Hey,what if it's like Victoria's Secret....Petey's Secret.

If so,can I put in a pre-order for two pink mini-briefs with Peter's face on the back? Thanks.
I was given a secret preview of his secret. This is from Petey's Secret 'MysteriousPants' range....

secretpeteypants
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:46
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I was given a secret preview of his secret. This is from his Petey's Secret 'MysteriousPants' range....

secretpeteypants

WHY OH WHY DID I JUST CLICK ON THAT!
I will be alerting my lawyers and pursuing you through every court in the land for the hideous emotional trauma you have just inflicted on me.
For shame lexi.
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Old 08-07-2013, 16:52
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Killjoy!
Muffin emporium perhaps?
Maybe the start of a chain of quaint little tea rooms to appeal to his "older fan"
I was given a secret preview of his secret. This is from Petey's Secret 'MysteriousPants' range....

secretpeteypants
Dear God............Traumatised

WHY OH WHY DID I JUST CLICK ON THAT!
I will be alerting my lawyers and pursuing you through every court in the land for the hideous emotional trauma you have just inflicted on me.
For shame lexi.
I'm with you AS
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Old 08-07-2013, 17:19
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I was given a secret preview of his secret. This is from Petey's Secret 'MysteriousPants' range....

secretpeteypants

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Old 08-07-2013, 19:53
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I was given a secret preview of his secret. This is from Petey's Secret 'MysteriousPants' range....

secretpeteypants
oh god, that's going to make me go commando for months Lexi, please put a warning next time, I cant take another
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Old 08-07-2013, 20:01
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I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! Its his announcement that he has booked Wembley!!! His two years are up the end of this year, so its now a done deal!!! Fans will snap up the tickets in 5 mins.

Now, back in the real world, its probably a new show called Peter's Secrets, he (or others on his behalf) arrange secret days out etc. It cant be anything about his personal life as he cant keep that a secret for a day or two and this wont be revealed for a whole week.
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Old 08-07-2013, 20:10
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WHY OH WHY DID I JUST CLICK ON THAT!
I will be alerting my lawyers and pursuing you through every court in the land for the hideous emotional trauma you have just inflicted on me.
For shame lexi.
Dear God............Traumatised
oh god, that's going to make me go commando for months Lexi, please put a warning next time, I cant take another
Oh please. I bet you all rushed off and ordered 3-packs.

@Cazzz - Ha! That'll be it, the Wembley dates! Of course!
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Old 08-07-2013, 20:34
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Peter's got a secret?

There's a first time for everything.
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Old 08-07-2013, 20:43
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I KNOW, I KNOW!!!! Its his announcement that he has booked Wembley!!! His two years are up the end of this year, so its now a done deal!!! Fans will snap up the tickets in 5 mins.

Now, back in the real world, its probably a new show called Peter's Secrets, he (or others on his behalf) arrange secret days out etc. It cant be anything about his personal life as he cant keep that a secret for a day or two and this wont be revealed for a whole week.
Course it is! How did we miss the obvious!
One thing's for sure, I'll be on the phone at one second after midnight ordering my tickets, no chance of me missing out on my ticket

Oh please. I bet you all rushed off and ordered 3-packs.

@Cazzz - Ha! That'll be it, the Wembley dates! Of course!
Rumbled Oh well since I've been caught, I paid an extra 5.99 for express delivery
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Old 08-07-2013, 20:46
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Oooh the suspense ... I will I be able to contain myself until the 15th ?????
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Old 08-07-2013, 20:47
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Oooh the suspense ... I will I be able to contain myself until the 15th ?????
Betty you are not alone
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Old 08-07-2013, 20:50
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Oh please. I bet you all rushed off and ordered 3-packs.

@Cazzz - Ha! That'll be it, the Wembley dates! Of course!
I will be proud to wear those knickers Lexi! Even when Mr Kivi throws up at the sight of them and calls in an exorcist when I give him an 'exclusive preview'

Peter's got a secret?

There's a first time for everything.
Damn, someone beat me to it
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Old 08-07-2013, 20:51
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Betty you are not alone
Thank god..I may need some support to help me hold on
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Old 08-07-2013, 21:15
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" Listen , do you want to know a secret ? "
" Do you promise not to tell ? "
" Woo ,oo oo oh ! "

This better be good Pete , I've a reputation to maintain y'know
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Old 08-07-2013, 21:54
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" Listen , do you want to know a secret ? "
" Do you promise not to tell ? "
" Woo ,oo oo oh ! "

This better be good Pete , I've a reputation to maintain y'know
Momma ..I think you have let the cat out the bag ... Bet that's his new single
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Old 08-07-2013, 21:58
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Momma ..I think you have let the cat out the bag ... Bet that's his new single
Ha ha Betty
I would say I'd buy it , but I've got the original and No-one else could do it justice , not even PA .
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Old 08-07-2013, 22:01
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Ha ha Betty
I would say I'd buy it , but I've got the original and No-one else could do it justice , not even PA .
I've also got the original ... And I agree ..the original is the always the best
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Old 09-07-2013, 00:57
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I was given a secret preview of his secret. This is from Petey's Secret 'MysteriousPants' range....

secretpeteypants


Make it go away!!
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