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Old 15-04-2013, 19:30
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PA has finally admitted that he has been living a lie.
He is actually a middle-aged woman called Mavis who absolutely hates coffee, and he is leaving showbusiness to open a tea shop in Kidderminster with Roxanne Reid.
But does he still love his kids?
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:31
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Yes Betty. that was the exact wording I told you to post about me in the last threatening PM I sent you.

Keep following my instructions or I'll set the bullying clique on you
Nice one Blondie - we've got her exactly where we want her.
If she behaves herself we may not have to resort to attaching electrodes to her,whilst assaulting her ears with PA's entire back catalogue of "hits".
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:34
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Nice one Blondie - we've got her exactly where we want her.
If she behaves herself we may not have to resort to attaching electrodes to her,whilst assaulting her ears with PA's entire back catalogue of "hits".
so 2 songs on a loop....and I thought waterboarding was bad, this would make anyone surrender
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:37
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so 2 songs on a loop....and I thought waterboarding was bad, this would make anyone surrender
I wouldn't make it past a few seconds.
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:37
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Yes Betty. that was the exact wording I told you to post about me in the last threatening PM I sent you.

Keep following my instructions or I'll set the bullying clique on you
O fabulous one.
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:38
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PA has finally admitted that he has been living a lie.
He is actually a middle-aged woman called Mavis who absolutely hates coffee, and he is leaving showbusiness to open a tea shop in Kidderminster with Roxanne Reid.
and then he'll write a song with the lyrics:

Take a look around
Is that the lemon sponge you've found
Is it what you need?
or do you fancy the poppy seed?
Dictated by the cream
is it scones that fill your dreams
A cake shop has become a difficult place to be (in)

CHORUS
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
This Is Insania cakeshop.

"SING WITH ME!!!!" *chases everyone around the cakeshop* Taste my macaroons with mysterious gel filling!!"

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Old 15-04-2013, 19:41
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and then he'll write a song with the lyrics:

Take a look around
Is that the lemon sponge you've found
Is it what you need?
or do you fancy the poppy seed?
Dictated by the cream
is it scones that fill your dreams
A cake shop has become a difficult place to be (in)

CHORUS
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
This Is Insania cakeshop.

"SING WITH ME!!!!" *chases everyone around the cakeshop* Taste my macaroons with mysterious gel filling!!"

Now you're just being silly
Peter "Mavis" Andre could never write such expressive, emotionally-charged, sensitive lyrics as those.
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:42
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Yes Betty. that was the exact wording I told you to post about me in the last threatening PM I sent you.

Keep following my instructions or I'll set the bullying clique on you
Shhhh Blondie, the first rule of the bullying clique is that you do not talk about the bullying clique
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:44
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Shhhh Blondie, the first rule of the bullying clique is that you do not talk about the bullying clique
Blondie!!
We have a talker in the ranks.
DESTROY HER.
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:45
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and then he'll write a song with the lyrics:

Take a look around
Is that the lemon sponge you've found
Is it what you need?
or do you fancy the poppy seed?
Dictated by the cream
is it scones that fill your dreams
A cake shop has become a difficult place to be (in)

CHORUS
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do do do
This Is Insania cakeshop.

"SING WITH ME!!!!" *chases everyone around the cakeshop* Taste my macaroons with mysterious gel filling!!"

Cant. Stop. Laughing
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:47
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Now you're just being silly
Peter "Mavis" Andre could never write such expressive, emotionally-charged, sensitive lyrics as those.
Yeah. Don't you know Insania is really an expressive and melancholic mediation on the fragility of the human condition. It is holding up a mirror to the bluster and insanity of modern times, do do do do do is really a chorus for the depraved masses, like a modern day Blake he is yearning for simpler times. Its pure poetry, don't you know that??? DON'T YOU!!!
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:49
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Yes Betty. that was the exact wording I told you to post about me in the last threatening PM I sent you.

Keep following my instructions or I'll set the bullying clique on you
Please don't do that Blondie ..I promise to be good
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:49
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Goaty... if I stand too close to you it will set mine off so the weird high pitched whining should counteract the music and turn it all into soothing white noise
Sorry as hearing aids now digital, no more high pitched whining
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:50
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Sorry as hearing aids now digital, no more high pitched whining
But enough about Petes singing, what about the hearing aid?
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:51
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Nice one Blondie - we've got her exactly where we want her.
If she behaves herself we may not have to resort to attaching electrodes to her,whilst assaulting her ears with PA's entire back catalogue of "hits".
I quite like the electrodes ... But please NOT THE TWONKS BACK CATALOGUE OF HITS ... Even if it is only one song .. I can hear it now "ooooooh mysterious girl ......" aaaaaaahhhhh help Im going gaga
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:51
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Sorry as hearing aids now digital, no more high pitched whining
..We'll leave that to PA.
(Sorry, couldn't help myself - had to be done)
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:51
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Yeah. Don't you know Insania is really an expressive and melancholic mediation on the fragility of the human condition. It is holding up a mirror to the bluster and insanity of modern times, do do do do do is really a chorus for the depraved masses, like a modern day Blake he is yearning for simpler times. Its pure poetry, don't you know that??? DON'T YOU!!!
How he lost out to We Are The Cheeky Girls for the Ivor Novello that year, I'll never know
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:53
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Shhhh Blondie, the first rule of the bullying clique is that you do not talk about the bullying clique
Yep
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:53
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Blondie!!
We have a talker in the ranks.
DESTROY HER.
You can't destroy me, I am batman, you can't destroy a symbol!!!!
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:55
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How he lost out to We Are The Cheeky Girls for the Ivor Novello that year, I'll never know
Me neither, it would have looked good against his Nobel peace prize
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Old 15-04-2013, 19:56
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How he lost out to We Are The Cheeky Girls for the Ivor Novello that year, I'll never know
hidden subliminal messages in the cheeky's song i fear ... play it backwards

Says the judges can touch their bums

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Old 15-04-2013, 19:57
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You can't destroy me, I am batman, you can't destroy a symbol!!!!
Can I hide behind you
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Old 15-04-2013, 20:00
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12,500 seats at Wembley, so Pete could book the arena and promote himself. Could he fill it?
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Old 15-04-2013, 20:01
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12,500 seats at Wembley, so Pete could book the arena and promote himself. Could he fill it?
Is that all... He could fill it 5/6 times over ....
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Old 15-04-2013, 20:01
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12,500 seats at Wembley, so Pete could book the arena and promote himself. Could he fill it?
Only with hot air and his over-inflated sense of importance.
Would that count?
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