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Old 21-04-2013, 10:42
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Oh let's throw caution to the wind and have a caption competition! First up...that pesky sunshine over Dungeness...
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Pete realises that he may have overdone things 'lawn wise' when testing out his new Lambo ride on lawn mower.
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Old 21-04-2013, 11:22
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Has Lexi done her reviews yet for this week?
Nothing worth reviewing, Anna. Only watched to see how they'd spin the Malta thing.
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Old 21-04-2013, 11:45
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Oh let's throw caution to the wind and have a caption competition! First up...that pesky sunshine over Dungeness...

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"sorry guys, I did programme Clouds in the satnav..."
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Old 21-04-2013, 12:02
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Oh let's throw caution to the wind and have a caption competition! First up...that pesky sunshine over Dungeness...

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So Claire, if we build a 26 seater stadium on this nuclear wasteland and call it Wemblee, that will count as fulfilling my dream?
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Old 21-04-2013, 12:15
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"No, sorry, Pete, it's still not as blank as your expression - let's try the desert."
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Old 21-04-2013, 12:40
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Oh let's throw caution to the wind and have a caption competition! First up...that pesky sunshine over Dungeness...

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Clare " Pete we are taking pics so we can blame your orangeness glow on being here"
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Old 21-04-2013, 12:42
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Oh let's throw caution to the wind and have a caption competition! First up...that pesky sunshine over Dungeness...

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We could try her in the incinerator Pete but I'm not sure that even a nuclear reactor could break down those breasts and lips.
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Old 21-04-2013, 13:02
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Pete is a little confused after Claire promised his singing career would 'go nuclear'.
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Old 21-04-2013, 13:15
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Pete's had an idea for his new single

She's radioactive
Sexy and attractive
She's Nuclear powered
She's wet like she's showered
On windy Dungeness
Her hair was a mess
Shes a diamond a pearl
My radioactive girl yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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Old 21-04-2013, 14:11
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Oh let's throw caution to the wind and have a caption competition! First up...that pesky sunshine over Dungeness...

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PA: If I can't be Michael Jackson, I'll be Michael Knight - Crusader for justice, Knight Rider with his trusty car K.I.T.T.
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Old 21-04-2013, 14:17
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I need a car that will look cool but reflect how sweet and innocent I am.
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Old 21-04-2013, 14:18
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"Does my suffering look big in this?"
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Old 21-04-2013, 14:29
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Oh let's throw caution to the wind and have a caption competition! First up...that pesky sunshine over Dungeness...

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"Middle-aged has-been tries to look pensive and emotional whilst posing next to his middle-aged-crisismobile but ends up looking a bit dopey".
(Not entirely sure I've completely got the hang of this caption malarkey.)
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Old 21-04-2013, 16:06
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Is that my music career I can see in the distance?
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Old 21-04-2013, 17:03
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Pete's had an idea for his new single

She's radioactive
Sexy and attractive
She's Nuclear powered
She's wet like she's showered
On windy Dungeness
Her hair was a mess
Shes a diamond a pearl
My radioactive girl yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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Old 21-04-2013, 17:03
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Nothing worth reviewing, Anna. Only watched to see how they'd spin the Malta thing.
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Old 21-04-2013, 17:45
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I realise its a bit deep for PA but I might still offer it to him for a small fee
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Old 21-04-2013, 17:47
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I realise its a bit deep for PA but I might still offer it to him for a small fee
That is far too good for PA. Give me a triangle and I will storm the charts
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Old 21-04-2013, 21:26
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The Peter Andre meet and greet day didn't quite have the turnout as expected.
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Old 22-04-2013, 10:15
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Pete's had an idea for his new single

She's radioactive
Sexy and attractive
She's Nuclear powered
She's wet like she's showered

On windy Dungeness
Her hair was a mess
Shes a diamond a pearl
My radioactive girl yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Beautiful *wipes away a tear*

You may have to insert a another line though, remember PA does not release songs until 'shower' rhymes with 'towel' as demonstrated in 'As bad as you are'. Ithankyou.
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Old 22-04-2013, 10:52
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Pete is a little confused after Claire promised his singing career would 'go nuclear'.
A tour of North Korea is on the cards?
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Old 22-04-2013, 11:03
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He should do more RnB and appeal more for the MOBO fans.
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Old 22-04-2013, 11:22
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A tour of North Korea is on the cards?
There would definitely be a nuclear war against the west if that happened.
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Old 22-04-2013, 11:30
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A tour of North Korea is on the cards?
I can just hear Clair now "Let's put North Korea on the map!"

He should do more RnB and appeal more for the MOBO fans.
You're right...but I'm afraid he doesn't listen to modern music by his own admission. Like Victoria Beckham and many others, music is just a means to an end. Remember this is the guy who said The Beatles White Album was his favourite of all time...and yet he had no idea who Apple Records were. He's not a musician, he's a gobs**te
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Old 22-04-2013, 11:53
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I can just hear Clair now "Let's put North Korea on the map!"



You're right...but I'm afraid he doesn't listen to modern music by his own admission. Like Victoria Beckham and many others, music is just a means to an end. Remember this is the guy who said The Beatles White Album was his favourite of all time...and yet he had no idea who Apple Records were. He's not a musician, he's a gobs**te
Here he is showing off his comedy and biscuit-eating skills. This may be his next move, him and Mikey as the next... I don't know? Ant & Dec? Morecombe & Wise?

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