Bez - arrogant, deluded, obviously had too much of the wacky backy in his time (all young people take note, that is how you end up - acting like a pillock 24/7)

Bridgette - Best housemate in my opinion.

Caprice - seems genuine.

Germaine - great woman, seen on her tv loads of times.

Jeremy - awww inhe cute could be a bit of a show off though.

John - very enthusiastic.

Kenzie - oh dear. immature, shows off, plays up. not at all genuine. on a different planet (not far from Bez).

Lisa - don't know of her that well but she seems ok.

*choo choo* Here comes the clue train!

I was a stoner back in the day and got a fair number of qualifications and didn't go stealing or smashing up bus stops, oh Justin from Hollyoaks BE OUT STONER KING OF THE OUTCAST TEENS WON'T YOU???...I see no reason why you can't enjoy smoking copiusly and hold down a normal lifestyle.

The line is seems dull IMO, last minute rush & z lists don't cut it.

The word 'stoner' doesn't apply to Bez I agree but he is a walking advertisment against pills and potions.

I do not think he was only limited to a bit of puff in his days....

yes we've established that

Quite right kids. You stay away from the whacky backy or you'll end up like Bez.

The pills, acid, cocaine and heroin don't seem to have had much effect though, so I guess you can still party.

Oops, we've established that. ...Damn short term memory.

mmm...lovely glass crack pips...good for today...hair tomorrow...

Obviously he can now be used as a warning example how an innocent funny cigarrette will inevitably lead to stronger stuff and see what it does to you

he wasn't caught smoking Silk Cut again was he?

Please can the clue train make an unscheduled stop by Brigitte, as someone by the hot tub just asked her "Are you getting wrinkly?" about ten years too late. And Burberry Bilbo Kenzie Baggins reminds me of the chavboy who had sex on Teen BB, supported by seemingly his entire family on DS.

Bob

Naaah, Bob, Kenzie reminds me of Jack Ryder.

He seems quite a nice young man to me. Do not agree with all this chav nonsense.

FB

Bob I wish you would post a bit more than you do, on DS BB. I really love your posts

They seem to be to be in 2 groups.
Goup 1 are capable of having an intelligent conversation
Group 2 are not.

The membership of each group is self evident

1st impressions?

Loving Germaine and Bez,

Loving John McCrirrirrirrirrick and Bridgette for different reasons

I quite like Caprice, there is just something about that wide eyed trout pouted botox look that really does it for me

Lisa seems ok.

I'm liking Funzo boyband chav more than I thought I would

I don't like the posh actor bloke with the Des O'Connor tan.

Ah, good old dogvod. On the money once again.

I haven't found anything to really dislike about the creosoted man yet tthough.

....Still looking.

My pointless first impressions:

Bez - Imbecile - stupid and annoying - no redeeming qualities at all - the British public will love him. Ugh.

Bridgette - Stark raving insane - should be good TV - Anyone who watched The Surreal Life should be already afraid.

Caprice - Nice enough, not as dumb as I had her pegged - but a bit bland.

Germaine - A real bonus to the house - and a should make scintillating, intelligent TV - as such the public will get shot of her early.

Jeremy - About as bland and safe as it gets. D U L L - likely winner.

John - Much more brains than it first appears, and deliberately playing the "bigot" character to get a reaction. Again, should be worthwhil TV.

Kenzie - Hard of thinking little chav boy with a massive self opinion. Obnoxious, and probably loved by the GBP

Lisa - Thought she'd be the prettiest and the smartest woman there - she is neither. Leaves her rather stuck. Reminds me a lot of an ex of mine - which disturbs me.

Err - yeah - that's about it.

Has anyone been accused of being a "Bully" yet?

How's it going JonDoe?

I don't really know why I don't like him, maybe he reminds me of someone or something?

Maybe it's because I think he might win this by looking pretty and staying out of trouble (grrr).

Brigitte - Nutter, and not in a good way.

John - A**e, and not in a good way.

Caprice - Dull.

Kenzie - Lamb to the slaughter.

Bez - The joke's over already.

Germaine - The most interesting character by a long way.

Lisa - Could go either way. I won't discount her just yet.

Jeremy - The most normal. He will win.

I agree with Dogvod here.

I like BN, GG, JC and of course young Kenzie. I think they are going to be the most interesting characters in the house.

Caprice, Lisa and Jeremy are a bit dull so far and can't see that there'll be any character developments with any of them. But it's early days.

and Bez...he's okay. I'm not a fan but at least he's being himself.

Brigitte - Funny ,but think she will get on my nerves .

John - Has proved that he talks through his A**e

Caprice - Pretty-dull.

Kenzie - Baby face---little else to say about him.
Bez - Could swear for England

Germaine - OK, but please keep your clothes on .

Lisa - Havn't got a clue who she is---but I don't like her.

Jeremy - Nice and normal ---must be favourite.

Actually he was supported by young Jade who was lying beneath him....

Brigitte - Every chance she'll go mental at some point. Keep her in.

John - Funny, simply because he's playing the "awkward" housemate game. He wants people to hate him.

Caprice - Duller than a dull day in Dullsville

Kenzie - Has done well so far, will he let slip later?

Bez - Funny in his own little way.

Germaine - Like a caring motherly character.

Lisa - Up herself a bit, IMO.

Jeremy - Witty, funny... he's got the looks apparently. I'm just waiting for the practical jokes!

Germaine: Utmost respect to her, she's too clever for the rest of them.

John: Absurd and grotesque but utterly hilarious.

Kenzi: His apparent discomfort and self-consciousness in that situations makes ME feel uncomfortable and squeamish.

Lisa: Not particulary interesting to watch but not offensive either.

Caprice: As above. Want to see more of her being goaded by John though.

Bez: What the?

Jeremy: Nice eye-candy but hasn't particularly impressed me so far personality-wise, except for one point last night when he seemed to be flirting with Germaine! If it turned out he found her the most attractive in the house (brains over beauty) I'd be astonished but well impressed.

Bridgette: Terrifying but hilarious - please lets see more of the DIGADING!!