Been well over a week since the announcement now and still no idea who will be the BOTS presenter. Must be talks going on.
Bit On The Side without Emma Willis.. ideas?
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Holy crap. I'm still tired and when I just half glanced at the thread title, I thought it said "Emma Willis ... dies?". 
Originally Posted by haphash:
“Iain Lee would be a good choice. They need someone who is witty and opinionated as host, someone who will take control. I hope they get rid of Alice and Jamie and dare I say it? make it a bit more up market. Less crude with more psychoanalysis and exclusive clips.”
“Iain Lee would be a good choice. They need someone who is witty and opinionated as host, someone who will take control. I hope they get rid of Alice and Jamie and dare I say it? make it a bit more up market. Less crude with more psychoanalysis and exclusive clips.”
Agree with every word
Tbh I think it's best when it's completely off the hook and running away from itself - and I think you need a balance of calm figures like Emma and Jamie and more in-depth analysis, with guests like Iain Lee (who's brilliant, but is a nuclear fallout of sarcasm/irony) and Pete Burns (who makes every episode he's on a classic in one way or another)
I think Alice Levine is great, but a little detached for the kind of show it is - suits Radio One much better ... You know who I always want more of on BOTS? Brian Belo ... I'd almost say he'd make a great main presenter - maybe it needs a woman in that role though (could he placate a Pete Burns?)
So my dream lineup would be Claira Hermet, Jamie East and Brian Belo ... and I'd have Iain Lee on practically every show anyway (you wouldn't want to take away his misbehaving school boy act)
I think Alice Levine is great, but a little detached for the kind of show it is - suits Radio One much better ... You know who I always want more of on BOTS? Brian Belo ... I'd almost say he'd make a great main presenter - maybe it needs a woman in that role though (could he placate a Pete Burns?)
So my dream lineup would be Claira Hermet, Jamie East and Brian Belo ... and I'd have Iain Lee on practically every show anyway (you wouldn't want to take away his misbehaving school boy act)
Any homosexual man- if Big Brother has taught us anything in the last few years its that all gay men are bloody hilarious, evertthing they do or say is bloody brilliant. They are even funnier if they are also transvestites.
A puppet- Here was me thinking that Roland Rat, Bodger and Badger and Basil Brush were only for children and were no longer relevant, hence why they hadn't been on tv for 20 years. BBTS proved me wrong though, and so far is the only show aimed at grown ups that has treated puppets like real people. I think this would be a good way to go.
Jeremy Paxman- not afraid to ask the hard-hitting question, wouldn't shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions like, "so what were you doing with your hand under the covers here?
Ian and Henry- Give these guys a bigger platform whilst they are employed with BB as they are destined for far greater things. The funniest men on earth, (besides every single gay man).
David Dimbleby- He could host it, question time style, "Ok we have a question from the audience, the ejaculating dog in the back row, you've had your hand up for a while."
The ejaculating dog- He wouldn't even have to do anything, just sit there ejaculating for an hour every night, ITS THAT FREAKING FUNNY!!
A puppet- Here was me thinking that Roland Rat, Bodger and Badger and Basil Brush were only for children and were no longer relevant, hence why they hadn't been on tv for 20 years. BBTS proved me wrong though, and so far is the only show aimed at grown ups that has treated puppets like real people. I think this would be a good way to go.
Jeremy Paxman- not afraid to ask the hard-hitting question, wouldn't shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions like, "so what were you doing with your hand under the covers here?
Ian and Henry- Give these guys a bigger platform whilst they are employed with BB as they are destined for far greater things. The funniest men on earth, (besides every single gay man).
David Dimbleby- He could host it, question time style, "Ok we have a question from the audience, the ejaculating dog in the back row, you've had your hand up for a while."
The ejaculating dog- He wouldn't even have to do anything, just sit there ejaculating for an hour every night, ITS THAT FREAKING FUNNY!!
Originally Posted by Timalloy84:
“Any homosexual man- if Big Brother has taught us anything in the last few years its that all gay men are bloody hilarious, evertthing they do or say is bloody brilliant. They are even funnier if they are also transvestites.
A puppet- Here was me thinking that Roland Rat, Bodger and Badger and Basil Brush were only for children and were no longer relevant, hence why they hadn't been on tv for 20 years. BBTS proved me wrong though, and so far is the only show aimed at grown ups that has treated puppets like real people. I think this would be a good way to go.
Jeremy Paxman- not afraid to ask the hard-hitting question, wouldn't shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions like, "so what were you doing with your hand under the covers here?
Ian and Henry- Give these guys a bigger platform whilst they are employed with BB as they are destined for far greater things. The funniest men on earth, (besides every single gay man).
David Dimbleby- He could host it, question time style, "Ok we have a question from the audience, the ejaculating dog in the back row, you've had your hand up for a while."
The ejaculating dog- He wouldn't even have to do anything, just sit there ejaculating for an hour every night, ITS THAT FREAKING FUNNY!!”
“Any homosexual man- if Big Brother has taught us anything in the last few years its that all gay men are bloody hilarious, evertthing they do or say is bloody brilliant. They are even funnier if they are also transvestites.
A puppet- Here was me thinking that Roland Rat, Bodger and Badger and Basil Brush were only for children and were no longer relevant, hence why they hadn't been on tv for 20 years. BBTS proved me wrong though, and so far is the only show aimed at grown ups that has treated puppets like real people. I think this would be a good way to go.
Jeremy Paxman- not afraid to ask the hard-hitting question, wouldn't shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions like, "so what were you doing with your hand under the covers here?
Ian and Henry- Give these guys a bigger platform whilst they are employed with BB as they are destined for far greater things. The funniest men on earth, (besides every single gay man).
David Dimbleby- He could host it, question time style, "Ok we have a question from the audience, the ejaculating dog in the back row, you've had your hand up for a while."
The ejaculating dog- He wouldn't even have to do anything, just sit there ejaculating for an hour every night, ITS THAT FREAKING FUNNY!!”
What a terrible stereotype sadly?
Originally Posted by Timalloy84:
“Any homosexual man- if Big Brother has taught us anything in the last few years its that all gay men are bloody hilarious, evertthing they do or say is bloody brilliant. They are even funnier if they are also transvestites.
A puppet- Here was me thinking that Roland Rat, Bodger and Badger and Basil Brush were only for children and were no longer relevant, hence why they hadn't been on tv for 20 years. BBTS proved me wrong though, and so far is the only show aimed at grown ups that has treated puppets like real people. I think this would be a good way to go.
Jeremy Paxman- not afraid to ask the hard-hitting question, wouldn't shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions like, "so what were you doing with your hand under the covers here?
Ian and Henry- Give these guys a bigger platform whilst they are employed with BB as they are destined for far greater things. The funniest men on earth, (besides every single gay man).
David Dimbleby- He could host it, question time style, "Ok we have a question from the audience, the ejaculating dog in the back row, you've had your hand up for a while."
The ejaculating dog- He wouldn't even have to do anything, just sit there ejaculating for an hour every night, ITS THAT FREAKING FUNNY!!”
“Any homosexual man- if Big Brother has taught us anything in the last few years its that all gay men are bloody hilarious, evertthing they do or say is bloody brilliant. They are even funnier if they are also transvestites.
A puppet- Here was me thinking that Roland Rat, Bodger and Badger and Basil Brush were only for children and were no longer relevant, hence why they hadn't been on tv for 20 years. BBTS proved me wrong though, and so far is the only show aimed at grown ups that has treated puppets like real people. I think this would be a good way to go.
Jeremy Paxman- not afraid to ask the hard-hitting question, wouldn't shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions like, "so what were you doing with your hand under the covers here?
Ian and Henry- Give these guys a bigger platform whilst they are employed with BB as they are destined for far greater things. The funniest men on earth, (besides every single gay man).
David Dimbleby- He could host it, question time style, "Ok we have a question from the audience, the ejaculating dog in the back row, you've had your hand up for a while."
The ejaculating dog- He wouldn't even have to do anything, just sit there ejaculating for an hour every night, ITS THAT FREAKING FUNNY!!”
Now come on, you can't have a puppet presenting! I do like the idea of Ian and Henry but its never gonna happen.
I've always thought Channel 5 should give Kate Walsh another presenting gud. I think she'd be brilliant if they're looking for someone new. Personally I think Iain Lee would be brilliant. I like his humour but Im not sure if everybody else likes him that much.
OMG. Brainwave just now. Scott from the last series! He's hilarious!
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Guessing we're about to hear what'll happen to #BBBOTS...? RT @mrjamieeast: Some news about me in tomorrow's sun apparently.
Guessing we're about to hear what'll happen to #BBBOTS...? RT @mrjamieeast: Some news about me in tomorrow's sun apparently.
Originally Posted by samy1014:
“I've always thought Channel 5 should give Kate Walsh another presenting gud. I think she'd be brilliant if they're looking for someone new. Personally I think Iain Lee would be brilliant. I like his humour but Im not sure if everybody else likes him that much.”
“I've always thought Channel 5 should give Kate Walsh another presenting gud. I think she'd be brilliant if they're looking for someone new. Personally I think Iain Lee would be brilliant. I like his humour but Im not sure if everybody else likes him that much.”
Ian Lee and Kate Walsh a team would be a good choice.
http://julianclary.co.uk
Julian Clarey is on tour until June 2nd
cant see him doing the show
but he could be what C5 call 'upmarket'........
Julian Clarey is on tour until June 2nd
cant see him doing the show
but he could be what C5 call 'upmarket'........
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