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Old 09-04-2013, 00:33
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Cat looked quite unwell

And Christ, he did smell

He had a bad cough

Then his legs fell off

I pronounced him dead

Now I wear him, on my head.
You're good


All the local cats convene on my back garden for some reason. Last summer I counted 7 sunning themselves at various spots.

Unfortunately they also seem to use it as a toilet too.
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Old 09-04-2013, 00:42
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Its also a fact that cats will steal the breath of sleeping children (especially babies). They are associated with evil for a reason.
You are an odd one...

But anyway, I don't think cats are unhygienic but I am always trying to stop mine getting up on the kitchen counters.

I agree with whoever says cats smell of awesome
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Old 09-04-2013, 00:44
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Its also a fact that cats will steal the breath of sleeping children (especially babies). They are associated with evil for a reason.
People around here will actually believe that.
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Old 09-04-2013, 00:48
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You're good


All the local cats convene on my back garden for some reason. Last summer I counted 7 sunning themselves at various spots.

Unfortunately they also seem to use it as a toilet too.
I can just imagine all the cats plotting at the start of summer 'you seen that trinity2002's garden, it's mint, a right little suntrap, yeah you wanna get yourselves over there'
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:01
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Trinnies lovely garden

Gave the cat a hard on

With flowers, lawn and gnome

Was a feline home from home!



You'd think this would be fine

Cats and Trinny and sunshine

But it did give her the hump

When it dropped a massive dump

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Old 09-04-2013, 01:04
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Trinnies lovely garden

Gave the cat a hard on

With flowers, lawn and gnome

Was a feline home from home!



You'd think this would be fine

Cats and Trinny and sunshine

But it did give her the hump

When it dropped a massive dump

....
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:05
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Trinnies lovely garden

Gave the cat a hard on

With flowers, lawn and gnome

Was a feline home from home!



You'd think this would be fine

Cats and Trinny and sunshine

But it did give her the hump

When it dropped a massive dump

Lmao. Where the hell do you get this stuff from.
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:08
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Vosne - talent there

There was a large tabby who heard

The call of the wild - 'twas a bird!

She moved then quite fast

And waggled her arse

But sadly a turd did emerge
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:09
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Lmao. Where the hell do you get this stuff from.
God knows. I need to speak to my therapist..hahaaaaar

* slowly dies *
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:10
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Vosne - talent there

There was a large tabby who heard

The call of the wild - 'twas a bird!

She moved then quite fast

And waggled her arse

But sadly a turd did emerge
lol

You poets are making me jealous that I'm rubbish at it.
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:11
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Trinnies lovely garden

Gave the cat a hard on

With flowers, lawn and gnome

Was a feline home from home!



You'd think this would be fine

Cats and Trinny and sunshine

But it did give her the hump

When it dropped a massive dump

Brilliant
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:18
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I'm only here because I got drummed out the poetry thread for inappropriate subject matter
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:19
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I'm only here because I got drummed out the poetry thread for inappropriate subject matter
Maybe there should be an inappropriate poem thread.
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:20
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I'm only here because I got drummed out the poetry thread for inappropriate subject matter
I wouldn't post mine in their either.

Too rude.

This thread will be gone soonish mind, that one won't
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:22
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I wouldn't post mine in their either.

Too rude.

This thread will be gone soonish mind, that one won't
Aye, but they don't recognise quality when they see it. Pam Ayres with tourettes indeed Everyone's a critic.
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:23
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Maybe there should be an inappropriate poem thread.
Yeaaahhhh....whadda you reckon? One page, all participants banned forever?
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:24
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God knows. I need to speak to my therapist..hahaaaaar

* slowly dies *
Trinny was a friend of mine
she had a garden quite divine
then came those cats
who did their shats
now it stinks and makes me sick
and causes toxoplasmosis
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:24
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Yeaaahhhh....whadda you reckon? One page, all participants banned forever?
you're use to it
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:26
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Trinny was a friend of mine
she had a garden quite divine
then came those cats
who did their shats
now it stinks and makes me sick
and causes toxoplasmosis
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:26
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Trinny was a friend of mine
she had a garden quite divine
then came those cats
who did their shats
now it stinks and makes me sick
and causes toxoplasmosis
lol...*applauds* Even for crowbarring toxoplasmosis in there, lmao
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:28
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Very good Whatever
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:29
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They are quite dirty and they don't care where they lay their eggs either.
Yappy?

Cats are cool OP, you did the right thing not carrying on the conversation with that person though.
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:33
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I had a cat called Lovely Lyn

She smelt like sugar candy

Occasionally she smelt of gin

Oftener she smelt like sin

Bad girl, I said, now just get in

I puzzled at her cattish grin

Then noticed she was bandy.
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:33
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lol...*applauds* Even for crowbarring toxoplasmosis in there, lmao
'crowbarring' I thought it flowed beautifully (not like Pam does mind, love that lady).
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Old 09-04-2013, 01:38
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I wonder what you'd come up with if you'd actually seen my garden

Do you do requests?

I have next door's cat currently sat asleep on my knee. I will kick her out when I go to bed.....but she is quite sweet.

I don't even like cats.
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