ENTRY ONE:
(Come On Jackileen)
(Come On Jakileen)
Poor old Jordy ray
Calls me fake, whilst he's wearing fake bake
But he broke a million hearts in mo
Our big brother cried
Sang along
Seeing you in that paper thong
Your egos grown, your egos grown
Now I must say its worse than ever
(Come On Eileen)
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And stop sucking up, before I heave.
Come on Jackileen
Oh, I swear he don't know what he means (what he means)
At this moment I mean everything
Me in that dress
My thoughts I confess
Verge on dirty
Oh, come on I'm Queen
(Come On Jackileen)
These people round here
Their chances of winning sunk
When I walked in, dancing to Labrinth
They're so resigned to what their fate is
But not me (no not ever)
But not me (not ever)
I am far too young and clever
(Remember)
Too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye, aye
And you'll hum my winning tune forever.
Come on Jackileen
Your worse than Nana McQueen
Aah, come on let's
Take off everything
That pretty red dress
Jackileen (tell him yes)
Aah, come on let's
Aah, come on I'm Queen
Say, come on I'm Queen
I am real and I know
How you feel
Now I must say more than ever
Things round here have changed
Since Mitchell was Britney Spears
I say, too-ra-loo-ra, too-ra-loo-rye-aye
Entry two:
“Steal It Maybe"
We threw a coin in the well,
Don't ask us, we'll never tell
We looked to Mitch as it fell,
And now he's in our way
We'd trade our rum for a wish,
Pennies and limes for piss
We should be looking for this,
But now he's in our way
His ship was crusin'
As our, crew were snoozin'
Got stuff to be doin'
What does he think he's stealing baby?
Hey, listen up crew,
This may be crazy,
But there's his treasure,
So steal it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At their navy,
But there's his treasure
So steal it, maybe!
Hey, listen up crew,
This may be crazy,
But there's his treasure,
So steal it, maybe!
And all the other crews
Try to chase ye
But there's his treasure,
So steal it, maybe!
He took his time in the sea,
Sailing through the ocean breeze
We fired canons at ye
But still, he's in our way
We beg, and borrow and steal
Have swordfights and it's real,
I didn't know we would steal it
But he's in our way
His ship was crusin'
As our, crew were snoozin'
Got stuff to be doin'
What does he think he's stealing baby?
Hey, listen up crew,
This may be crazy,
But there's his treasure,
So steal it, maybe!
It's hard to look right
At their navy,
But there's his treasure
So steal it, maybe!
Hey, listen up crew,
This may be crazy,
But there's his treasure,
So steal it, maybe!
And all the other crews
Try to chase ye
But there's his treasure,
So steal it, maybe!
Before we sailed we had scurvy
it was so bad!
Oh it was so bad
Oh it was so so bad
Before we sailed we had scurvy
it was so bad!
And he should know that
Oh it was so so bad (bad, bad)
It's hard to look right
At their navy,
But there's his treasure
So steal it, maybe!
Hey, listen up crew,
This may be crazy,
But there's his treasure,
So steal it, maybe!
And all the other crews
Try to chase ye
But there's his treasure,
So steal it, maybe!
Before we sailed we had scurvy
it was so bad!
Oh it was so bad
Oh it was so so bad
Before we sailed we had scurvy
it was so bad!
And he should know that
Oh it was so so bad!
Song 3:
Your feet are sore
You're a pirate I know
Your parrot's chilling on the deck floor
Cause your cat killed it
every little bit
But being a pirate that's enough
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but youuuuu
Baby you wear that hat like nobody else
The way that you eye fell out gets me overwhelmed
But when you swing your sword it ain't hard to tell
You don't know,
oh, oh
You don't know you're better than Sparrow
If only you had eyes to see
I don't understand how your hair is so greasy
Right now I'm drunk and I can't believe
You don't know,
oh, oh,
Mitchell,You don't know your better than Sparrow
Oh, oh,
That's what makes you Captain Mitchell
So g-get up
prove them wrong
So show they're shite
I played these gongs
You ain't see that film,
That's a lie
Sit down now and open up your eye eye eyes
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but youuuuu
Baby you wear that hat like nobody else
The way that you eye fell out gets me overwhelmed
But when you swing your sword it ain't hard to tell
You don't know,
oh, oh
You don't know you're better than Sparrow
If only you had eyes to see
I don't understand how your hair is so greasy
Right now I'm drunk and I can't believe
You don't know,
oh, oh,
Mitchell,You don't know your better than Sparrow
Oh, oh,
That's what makes you Captain Mitchell
That's what makes you beautiful
Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar
ar ar ar ar ar ar ar (pirate noises )
Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but youuuuu
Baby you wear that hat like nobody else
The way that you eye fell out gets me overwhelmed
But when you swing your sword it ain't hard to tell
You don't know,
oh, oh
You don't know you're better than Sparrow
If only you had eyes to see
I don't understand how your hair is so greasy
Right now I'm drunk and I can't believe
You don't know,
oh, oh,
Mitchell, You don't know your better than Sparrow
Oh, oh,
Yeah, You don't know your better than Sparrow
That's what makes you Captain Mitchell
Song 4:
Me and Nick
We used to be together
Every day together always
I really feel
That I'm losing my firned (with benefiiiiiiiiiitts!)
I can't believe
This could be the end
It looks as though you're about to go
And if it's thick,
Well I don't want to know
[Chorus]
Don't speak
I know just what you're saying
So please stop explaining
Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
Don't speak
I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
Your duvets...
They can be inviting
But some are altogether
Mighty frightening
As we die, both you and I
With my head in my hands
I sit and cry
[Chorus]
It's all ending
I gotta stop pretending who we are,
You and me
I can see us dying, are we?
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