It looks like Poor Lulu's Ordeal On Strictly has Detered SuperStar Joan Collins, which is a real shame, the lure of a part on 'Benidorm' have seen off any real chance of us seeing the lovely Joan on Strictly Come Dancing this year, perhaps next year.


" Joan Collins spotted looking fabulous on set of sitcom Benidorm "


http://www.express.co.uk/news/showbi...itcom-Benidorm


" Joan Collins laps up the sun as she films more Benidorm scenes for the new series "

Joan Collins laps up the sun as she films more Benidorm scenes for the new series

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz2cuD5pLiK


" Bringing the glam to the Costa Del Sol: Joan Collins with her Benidorm co-star Sherrie Hewson on location in Spain "

" She tweeted: 'Hanging out with @SherrieHewson on the Solana sofa!' "


It really makes you wish you were there.

Thank heavens for small mercies then!

Thats a better billing than you see with most live shows today Lulu & Alvin are both great singers & entertainers, much more entertaining than what you get to see on X Factor.

Terry, both were pretty dire. She was ever just a two sandwiches short of a picnic, "shouty" pain in the bum and he was all, "style over substance."

It ain't the choice of "feast or famine" you've offered.
The alternatives aren't just that pair of has-beens and a just as dire TV show.

For anyone interested in Lulu's life journey including Strictly Come Dancing she is on 'Piers Morgan Life Stories' now on ITV 1.

It was a shame they cut the Strictly part of Lulu's life on Piers Morgan, but with a National Treasure on the show there is just so much to get through, and didn't she look just fabulous, and Well Said Sir Elton,


" A British Entertainment Legend "

"Legend."

"An unverified story handed down from earlier times, especially one popularly believed to be historical."

I'd say her status as anything special was particularly "unverified."

But I'd certainly agree the "shouty has-been," is "history."

Whatever your opinion is it was still great to see Lulu our very own National Treasure on Piers Morgan life stories last night.

If only we could get some more super stars like her and Joan Collins on Strictly, the show would be better for it.

It was nice to hear last night that Lu's friends call her 'Lu'.

Yeah, it's short for;

Marie McDonald McLaughlin Lawrie

Yes. Yes it has.

WTF is this thread? The title alone has made me laugh

She doesn't need to Terry, she doesn't need the money or the publicity. I think it is fair to let other less 'starry' people take part and perhaps further their career - or not!
I am happy with the people who have taken part so far. No matter what their ability, it has all been very entertaining.

Whoever wrote this thread obviously knows nothing about Joan Collins. Joan has built a career around controlling her glamorous image and you are never going to see her get hot and sweaty in a dance studio.

My brother once travelled on the same flight. She appeared to spend most of the flight in the loo, so he invented loo-class just for her.

My goodness this thread got dug up didn't it?!! it's over 2 years old!