Jesus wept. What was the point of that mini-cameo? 
David said it best... 'what are you doing here anyway?'
David said it best... 'what are you doing here anyway?'
Sinitta
Originally Posted by D*****:
“Jesus wept. What was the point of that mini-cameo?
David said it best... 'what are you doing here anyway?'”
“Jesus wept. What was the point of that mini-cameo?
David said it best... 'what are you doing here anyway?'”
I like her. Think she's harmless. Although what David said was hilarious
She knows where the bodies are buried...
That's my only conclusion as to why Simon continually uses her in his shows. She's absolutely awful and adds nothing whatsoever.
That's my only conclusion as to why Simon continually uses her in his shows. She's absolutely awful and adds nothing whatsoever.
Originally Posted by The Prumeister:
“She knows where the bodies are buried...
That's my only conclusion as to why Simon continually uses her in his shows. She's absolutely awful and adds nothing whatsoever.”
“She knows where the bodies are buried...
That's my only conclusion as to why Simon continually uses her in his shows. She's absolutely awful and adds nothing whatsoever.”
>this!
Originally Posted by The Prumeister:
“She knows where the bodies are buried...
That's my only conclusion as to why Simon continually uses her in his shows. She's absolutely awful and adds nothing whatsoever.”
“She knows where the bodies are buried...
That's my only conclusion as to why Simon continually uses her in his shows. She's absolutely awful and adds nothing whatsoever.”
Basically this.
Sinitta was a little remembered, washed up has been before Simon became famous. But its not just her is it. He keeps all of his exes close, buying them houses and taking them on holiday with him and things like that. Its not normal.
Originally Posted by Vodka_Drinka:
“Basically this.
Sinitta was a little remembered, washed up has been before Simon became famous. But its not just her is it. He keeps all of his exes close, buying them houses and taking them on holiday with him and things like that. Its not normal.”
“Basically this.
Sinitta was a little remembered, washed up has been before Simon became famous. But its not just her is it. He keeps all of his exes close, buying them houses and taking them on holiday with him and things like that. Its not normal.”
He's perfectly heterosexual is why
Originally Posted by The Prumeister:
“She knows where the bodies are buried...
That's my only conclusion as to why Simon continually uses her in his shows. She's absolutely awful and adds nothing whatsoever.”
“She knows where the bodies are buried...
That's my only conclusion as to why Simon continually uses her in his shows. She's absolutely awful and adds nothing whatsoever.”
This!
Same applies to Louis Walsh.
Originally Posted by Vodka_Drinka:
“Basically this.
Sinitta was a little remembered, washed up has been before Simon became famous. But its not just her is it. He keeps all of his exes close, buying them houses and taking them on holiday with him and things like that. Its not normal.”
“Basically this.
Sinitta was a little remembered, washed up has been before Simon became famous. But its not just her is it. He keeps all of his exes close, buying them houses and taking them on holiday with him and things like that. Its not normal.”
hit the nail on the head there. I wonder why he's so generous to all his 'ex girlfriends'
Originally Posted by bionicfrank:
“hit the nail on the head there. I wonder why he's so generous to all his 'ex girlfriends'”
“hit the nail on the head there. I wonder why he's so generous to all his 'ex girlfriends'”
Would it be to buy their silence on what really goes on .
Originally Posted by Paace:
“Would it be to buy their silence on what really goes on .”
“Would it be to buy their silence on what really goes on .”
Or would it be that he's just an extremely rich, but generous sort of guy?
Originally Posted by The Prumeister:
“He's perfectly heterosexual is why”
“He's perfectly heterosexual is why
”
Simon is much happier in the company of women - despite being incapable of actually having a real relationship with one (which is neither here nor there, and who cares anyway).
He just prefers them to men because he can spoil them and they can adore him and fuss over him - and none of them will tell him to get over himself. They know all the secrets but will never spill.
He is not a bloke's bloke and never will be. He also adores his Mummy, who, in turn, worships him.
Originally Posted by Mr Hunny Bunny:
“Evil woman.”
“Evil woman.”
Presuming you are referring to Sinita (and not Simon's Mum mentioned in the post before yours?
) - my only knowledge of Sinita is that she used to date Simon & has stayed friends with him since breaking up, and she maybe hasn't a great deal of talent, but none of that is anywhere near being 'Evil'.
