[quote=rwebster;65604367]It phased those options out when it fixed the doors in place. q:

It'd go for a big fridge-freezer nowadays. Way more sensible.[/Q[/b]qUOTE]

Encouraging children to get themselves locked in abandoned fridges?. You know, back in the days when Doctor Who had interior doors there used to be a public information film that warned about the danger of doing just that. It does show how disconnected from reality the show has become and how children like you need some proper rolemodels.

There is good science presented in this thread that shows just how important interior doors are, you should know all the facts I have made up before rushing in here like a bull in a chip shop because children may be reading and take your advice.

I leave it to your own conscience but I for one would immediately write to the mods and request a ban to put right my foolish disregard for both the children that all watch the programme.

I hope this has been a lesson to everybody about my pointless annoyance and why we must act. 'For evil to triumph it is only necessary for a goodman to go to Warrington.'

In fairness, you have hit on something, there, because if I have one regret, it's that I spent my childhood stashing myself into robust fridge-freezer units when I could and should have been hiding in stoves, instead.

On that basis, I'm in. Change the inside doors.

Well I am glad you have seen sense. There was never a film about itinerant ovens so kids, play in old stoves not fridges!!

Speaking of old discarded appliances, I was thinking of trying to get some celebrity backing to encourage more pointless annoyance that may, as demonstrated, save lives. I thought classic Who's most famous and best loved guest star, Leslie Grantham, would make a good role model. He could do his hilarious internet puppet show to raise the profile and grab the attention of the younger generation...?

You can follow those people on Twitter! Exciting! Sample tweet: "Got a septic tank that needs emptying?".

Well I don't know what your mum thinks Neil but I am sure that she, like mine, shows the same dismissive agreement when I blurt out my utterly worthless diatribe about this abuse of the Doctor Who name.
These people are charlatans!! I got my mum to hire one of their short term portable so called 'TARDISISIS' as a 39th Birthday treat for me and, guess what, it wasn't even a real time travel capsule! No matter how hard I peddled the big dematerialisation switch (marked with the misleading instruction 'press to flush') it went nowhere. I am really concerned about this. I sent loads of letters on the subject to their Doctor Who fanzine 'Tardis Times' and they eventually told me that there had been a misunderstanding which they tried to make out was my fault!! It beggars belief. I just hope that no children are encouraged to enter building sites, where there could easily be an abandoned fridge, in the hope that the big box with 'TARDIS' written on it will whisk them away to meet the woman who barks like a dog!

And just where is all this money from licensing these products going? That's right, Moffats back pocket!!! He must be rolling in it, what with this and his Burton's Jammie Dodgers deal and all, and instead of building a proper interior door incorporated TARDIS set, he fritters it away hobnobing with this 'celeb' friends like Eamonn Holmes and Keith Harris. He is clearly trying to generate enough revenue for his pitch when he sells his shortened, Americanized version of Doctor Who to Disney!!