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Old 25-04-2013, 18:03
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Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:14
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Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all
She'll be thrilled - she's probably stocked up on an entire new range of outfits for her "Kelly-Brook-looks-concerned-after-visiting-her-dopey-boyfriend" pap shots.
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:29
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She'll be thrilled - she's probably stocked up on an entire new range of outfits for her "Kelly-Brook-looks-concerned-after-visiting-her-dopey-boyfriend" pap shots.
Harsh but almost certainly true
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:30
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What a prat, I hope he is okay!
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:35
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Prime catch there Kelly - he sounds like a mature keeper. Maybe Pwicey would have been a better match after all
Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:37
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Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him.
I agree, the lights are on but no body is home. Though Kelly Brook is certainly not famous for her sparkling wit and conversation, so they are probably well suited.
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:37
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Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him.
No.
It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:38
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Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?
Definitely does nothing for me and definitely a trade down from Jason Statham imo
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:40
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Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?
He's a generic looking guy that the glamour model wagabees think are "so fittt". Meh. He's boring in my opinion.
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:43
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No.
It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".
Ah but at least that shows a dry sense of humour!

Cipriani looks like if you asked him that question, his forehead would scrunch up with the effort of having to think about it and then, an hour or so later, would say 'uh..how do you mean... I don't understand the question...'
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:44
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Ah but at least that shows a dry sense of humour!

Cipriani looks like if you asked him that question, his forehead would scrunch up with the effort of having to think about it and then, an hour or so later, would say 'uh..how do you mean... I don't understand the question...'
Perfect for Mr Pwice number 4 then?
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:44
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Am I alone in not finding that guy even vaguely attractive? There's something kind of vacant about him... a lights on no one in situation... ?
I agree, the lights are on but no body is home. Though Kelly Brook is certainly not famous for her sparkling wit and conversation, so they are probably well suited.
Haha, looks like we're on the same page, Grace!
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:46
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He is vaguely reminiscent of a potato with a spray tan and some light stubble.
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:47
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Perfect for Mr Pwice number 4 then?
Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:47
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No.
It reminds me of the quote from Peter Crouch when he was asked what he would have been if he hadn't been a footballer - "a virgin".
Who knew Peter Crouch was funny
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Old 25-04-2013, 18:50
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Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..
Agree with both of you in that he is a perfect Pwicey hubby number 4. Far too preening and 'pretty' if that makes sense. I like men with a bit more grit and he looks like he got lost on the way to the sixth form common room. I can easily imagine him and Kelly spending their evenings just looking in the mirror and pouting,
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Old 25-04-2013, 19:09
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Funnily, that's exactly who he reminds me of, KieranKev! Same sort of blankness, all effort going into fakebaking and pec building..
Lifesize Ken doll seems to be her thing.
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Old 25-04-2013, 20:02
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Good headlines DM. I didn't realise that double decker buses went on pub crawls.
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Old 26-04-2013, 17:08
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Katie Price was probably the driver
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Old 27-04-2013, 16:36
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Pah! What a div! I did the Otley Run several times during my student days, one three legged, and never got run over!
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Old 27-04-2013, 16:38
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Katie Price was probably the driver
Was the bus cerise and covered in bling?
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Old 27-04-2013, 18:14
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Definitely does nothing for me and definitely a trade down from Jason Statham imo
Jason Statham certainly traded up too imo
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Old 29-04-2013, 08:28
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Now Kelly Brook make it all about her... nothing changes there.

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Old 29-04-2013, 09:42
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Now Kelly Brook make it all about her... nothing changes there.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...i-hit-bus.html
Any excuse for multiple selfies, Kelly

Good luck trying to get a rugby bloke to 'think again' about going on pub crawl. I give this relationship 6 months.
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Old 29-04-2013, 09:46
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That what she gets for dating Rugby Union players.

Go with League, Kelly, you know it makes sense.
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