Originally Posted by saladfingers81:
“This is the pertinent point. Now obviously Moffat is a showrunner and respected writer/all round genius and not many have his talent or skill. But nowhere have I read even one attempt by the people calling for the old Doctors to return to explain HOW they suggest this could be done.
It is all I want I want I want without any thought being paid to the why, what and how of it. I even asked in one thread for people to post ideas how it could be done and not one person replied.
Moffat is not a miracle worker. So I will again repeat my challenge as I am genuinely interested...you are the writer of the 50th. You have a maximum of 90 minutes (even this is being generous). You want all the old Doctors back....go!
Oh and dont forget you have to set up a standalone story with a plausible threat, an engaging villain, some character development and a satisfactory resolution!”
OK here goes

I think I posted this kind of idea somewhere before, but anyway...
It involves the cast of Eastenders, the Master and the Rani... oh wait......
Ok, here's the real one.
Pick a baddie- any baddie. Lets say The great intelligence, since he/that/it has been involved recently. Perhaps he gets killed off in the the finale to 7b. But they could always give him some kind of escape (like how Davros or the Master keep turning up), or just something he 'left behind' poisons the doctor. The main thing is he gets poisoned, and perhaps he sends Clara to the other side of whatever town they are in for some item/to get an ambulance or something.
Realising something is not right, he stumbles around trying to analyse himself and finds out what is wrong. He mst concoct a cure, He asks a passer by in the street where the nearest pharmacy is. It's a first Doctor lookalike. They tell him where it is. He gets to the pharmacy, rummaging on the shelves to find a part of the cure and takes it to the till. Tom Baker is at the till and runs it through the till. He asks is that all? The Doc rubbs his eyes and says yes, yes please hurry. Tom Baker says "Ok, but would you like a Jelly baby?" *big grin*.
"No thank you, but do I know you from somewhere?"
"I don't think so, but I do have one of those faces"
He gets out the shop and looks around the streets trying to find the next part of the cure. He makes it to a small supermarket style shop and wanders round the aisles. Sophie Aldred is stacking the shelves there and she asks what is he looking for. So she helps him find the Irn Bru he's looking for. He runs for the exit. David Tennant is by the Tills and shouts after him " Oi, ur ye no gonnae pay fur that pal"? He looks for the security guard (possibly John simm?), but he is too busy arresting Sylvester McCoy for shop lifting.
Meanwhile the Doc is stumbling down the street. HE bumps into Colin Baker walking his dog and says "ahh just what I need". He whispers something to the dog and then pulls a hair out of it's back. He thanks Colin and Colin is very confused but the Doc runs off before they can talk about much and says "need to go, just need a little more".
He's running/stumbling now while shuffling abou tin his pockets and doing something with all the ingredients he's bought. He crashes straight into Peter Davison and both fall to the ground. Nicola Bryant is nearby and asks if they need help. The Doc is saying " oh no, oh no, it might not work now, as the Irn Bru bottle is fizzing from the lid, leaking out the 'cure'. Peter gathers himself and tries to help. The Doctor is trying to drink what's left of the cure from around the lid and saying thre's one chance left, if I can only get... only get... a ..... and he passes out.
An ambulance arrives and paramedics Paul McGann and Sherridan Smith get out. They examine him and try to figure out what's wrong with him. Perhaps some other companions could be in the crowd that has gathered as they try to revive them. The paramedics eventually shock him after some CPR and he sits straight up and burps. " that did the trick, thanks for that" and runs off again.
A conspicuous person in the crowd (Kate O'Mara?

or Lala Ward, or whoever they can get

) rings someone on their mobile. says "It's him, he's back again.... Yes definitely, the paramedics said they could hear a double heartbeat and thought their equipment was faulty. ....OK keep me posted"
Flash to where Clara is Sean Pertwee, wearing a UNIT badge or something, hangs up the phone. "sorry about that miss, but you can't expect me to just mobilise everything on your say so. These things have to be checked out." ( maybe he's not really unit, but working for some baddies).
Clara gets a call. It's the Doctor calling from the Tardis phone. The Tardis materialises where she is and she gets in.
Sean Pertwee tries to ask some questions but they go without answering.
the Docto is puzzled #. They talk about what happened and they decide they need to find out what's going on at UNIT.
At the end he could say that his subconscious must have been trying to tell him the answer and leading him somewhere all along.
Cue next time trailer for Chsristmas involving UNIT firefights with other UNIT members and a hint of whatever mystery of the UNIT 5th column is going on for Chsristmas.
OK- that's not really lots of DOCTORS in there. but what do ya think.