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Old 06-05-2013, 21:40
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This is probably more inclined to the men on the forum.

I have just spent the good part of 15 minutes trying to put new bedding onto my sheets, as well as four pillows that I have on my bed. Would that have been my mother, or even my grandmother, it would have been done in 3 minutes flat. I use the ghost method. I turn my quilt inside out, put my arms into the corners of the sheet, grab the corners of the quilt, and pull it through. I've just spent 10 minutes stood like a ghost in my own bedroom trying to do this.

Furthermore, I'd like to question a woman's mystical powers of location. For weeks over Christmas I spent hours sifting through the paper work and the junk in my old bedroom, trying to find the paper part to my driving license. I eventually gave up and forgot about it, until I remembered this morning and asked my mum if she could have a look. Within 5 minutes, she had found it. Witchcraft? Sorcery? I just don't know.
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Old 06-05-2013, 21:44
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..I was hoping this was going to be erotically charged and there you are with quilts.
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Old 06-05-2013, 21:44
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I'm convinced my old partner worshipped the Devil and practised dark magic .
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Old 06-05-2013, 21:45
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They definitely have the power to see things in the fridge which are invisible to men !!!

I couldn't see our team's milk carton for toffee the other day, when a woman from a different floor just glanced in and said "Team 10A you said, there you go babe" and had produced it within 1 second.

Scary abilities !!!
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Old 06-05-2013, 21:52
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We can bleed continually for several days without dying


Muahahahahaha!
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Old 06-05-2013, 21:53
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We can bleed continually for several days without dying


Muahahahahaha!
Believe me, so can men. However, we bleed from our ears on account of the demonic screeching.
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Old 06-05-2013, 21:58
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ha ha
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Old 06-05-2013, 22:06
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I have just spent the good part of 15 minutes trying to put new bedding onto my sheets, as well as four pillows that I have on my bed. Would that have been my mother, or even my grandmother, it would have been done in 3 minutes flat. I use the ghost method. I turn my quilt inside out, put my arms into the corners of the sheet, grab the corners of the quilt, and pull it through. I've just spent 10 minutes stood like a ghost in my own bedroom trying to do this.
I'm a women and I do this! I'm hopeless, seriously.

I figured I'd one day grow out of the whole "turn yourself into a duvet cover ghost" thing and be able to change the bed in a lady like way, with the efficiency and grace of my Mother.

Sadly, at nearly 24 I think that ship may have sailed.
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Old 06-05-2013, 22:08
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I'm a male who can make a bed in under a minute. hang your head in shame.
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Old 06-05-2013, 22:14
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I'm a male who can make a bed in under a minute. hang your head in shame.
So can my son. It's funny, but sleeping on a giant fabric sausage doesn't seem to bother him!
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Old 06-05-2013, 22:15
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I'm a male, what is this thing you do with beds called "making"?
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Old 06-05-2013, 22:37
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I'm a male who can make a bed in under a minute. hang your head in shame.
You are either gay or were in the army!
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Old 07-05-2013, 00:14
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I'm a male who can make a bed in under a minute. hang your head in shame.
So can I. I'm not gay and I was never in the army, I was just taught these useful things from a young age to help me in later life. Plus IT'S NOT DIFFICULT.
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Old 07-05-2013, 00:19
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They'll have the Ministry of Magic after them if the reveal it to all you muggle men
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Old 07-05-2013, 00:22
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My OH is much better at putting bedding on the bed than I am, I get in a right mess with it. He used to be in the TA and I think that's where he learned to do it quickly and easily. I usually just do the pillowcases.
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Old 07-05-2013, 00:24
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Women clearly do have magical powers, what with being the superior gender 'n all

And I can do the quilt thing quite easily ..
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Old 07-05-2013, 00:29
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Yes they clearly have magical powers due to the amount of them who put their bins out thinking it is collection day tomorrow
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Old 07-05-2013, 02:31
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You are either gay or were in the army!
Err, clearly not, as I can do the same and have never been in the army... oh wait, the gay thing....


I have nothing, moving on !!!!
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:45
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I'm really good at bed making, but finding things is her domain.

I can spend hours looking for something, and it takes my wife a minute. It's really annoying.
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Old 07-05-2013, 06:55
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I'm convinced my old partner worshipped the Devil and practised dark magic .
How is the Baroness doing down there?
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Old 07-05-2013, 07:11
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Definitely Magic, She brings up things in minute detail and word for word things that happened 20-30yrs ago always in an argument.
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:09
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I'm really good at bed making, but finding things is her domain.

I can spend hours looking for something, and it takes my wife a minute. It's really annoying.
I don't know how they do it. Witchcraft I tell ya!
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:25
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It is scary, she always finds it with the comment "You're rubbish at looking for stuff". I am
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:28
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They definitely have the power to see things in the fridge which are invisible to men !!!

I couldn't see our team's milk carton for toffee the other day, when a woman from a different floor just glanced in and said "Team 10A you said, there you go babe" and had produced it within 1 second.

Scary abilities !!!
OMG I am a witch..
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:29
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Definitely Magic, She brings up things in minute detail and word for word things that happened 20-30yrs ago always in an argument.
OMG I am a witch..
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