Really excited I saw episode 2 at the recording of You're Fired yesterday and it was hilarious, I can't wait to see the first episode. I reckon this will be a great series

As the immortal Baggsie would say, 'Excuse me madam, you look like a sausage connoisseur'.

Apprentice "Who Said What?" game
http://www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-rad...said-what-quiz

Good find - I can now test myself.

Can't stop laughing - it's all coming back to me.

“I know what a chip is. It don’t make me Ronald McBleedingDonald.”

I got 13 out of 15

Lol, there's some real doozies in there.

'Are the French really fond of their children'?

9 out of 15

But the most epic quotes was missing!

I'm not a one trick pony, i'm a field full of ponies....

I bloody love The Apprentice.

Can I join in?

So do I! just under 10 minutes to go! I'm going to head off my laptop and watch it, but I hope you all enjoy it. Looking forward to hearing more of Lord Sugar's put downs

Every year I always say that I'm not going to watch the new series but every year it pulls me in.

I wonder if the contestants realise that most people watch to laugh at them? Given the amount of arrogance on display, it's highly doubtful. They really do believe they are some of the best business brains in the country.

5 mins to go...

So excited

Hello all! I've decided to watch TA and join in with this thread at the same time.

It's sad that I'm so excited that it's back

Well- considering the amount of horseshit he was spouting...

Ohhhhhh can't wait!! I'll have to watch 10 mins behind thought!! Grrr

I got 13 too. I probably shouldn't admit that.

From 2013 (already) -

"I've got the energy of a Duracell bunny, the sex appeal of Jessica Rabbit and the brain of Einstein"

translated

"I'm a comedy cartoon with no business experience and you can't switch me off."

Excellent .

It's numpty timmmmmmmmmmmmmmme!!!

Woop! looking forward to this, so glad its back

Hi Holly, me too

8/15

It's time to swing your pants!

There's no show without Punch! Hi Mrs T

Good evening everyone

Let's get this started.

Things are looking good, I am still awake, just.

It's Time! To Bring On! The Bellends!