The Apprentice Series 9 Premiere - 'Container/Beer' 7th, 8th May - 9pm, BBC One

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sausagesandwich

07-05-2013

I'm giving it 150% this season

kutox

07-05-2013

Alrighty then, let's see this year's bunch of big-headed dimwits

mazzy50

07-05-2013

Good evening

We are laughing our heads off already

BeethovensPiano

07-05-2013

Originally Posted by sausagesandwich:
“I'm giving it 150% this season”

Is that all?

Goaty

07-05-2013

I bet first one on is first one out!

Roland Mouse

07-05-2013

Here comes the verbal BS! Lots of it!

gouldfather

07-05-2013

monobrow

koantemplation

07-05-2013

Short Man Syndrome from that first guy.

orangesmartie

07-05-2013

oh dear. referencing napoleon. fail.

alcockell

07-05-2013

Girl 2 will be proved to have a 1 MIPS brain.

Dix

07-05-2013

Hi Andy, people, and Holby City has just finished. Also hoping my laptop holds up, or won't be a happy bunny. Greatest show on earth is on.........Hiya LS, hope you are well.

Oh god..a half-machine just spoke...

spookyLX

07-05-2013

Good Evening everyone , glad it is finally here

marvola45

07-05-2013

I'm calling it - 'effortless superiority' will be the first to go.

Rhumbatugger

07-05-2013

Now the ridiculous panto shtick - 'I am the Terminator' etc.

Love it.

hopeandfaith06

07-05-2013

"i'm half machine" Ooh its definitely back!

Fudd

07-05-2013

Evening all and thanks for thread.

One takes inspiration from Napoleon...he means he'll lose.

Gogfumble

07-05-2013

oh my god the eyebrows on that guy

Oldnjaded

07-05-2013

'My effortless superiority'?

That's him out first then.

HollyC

07-05-2013

Originally Posted by Mrs Teapot:
“Hi Holly, me too ”

Hi Mrs T - nice to see you!

Psycho_Ned

07-05-2013

Lol these stupid 'big up' soundbites are always a highlight of show 1

Seriously do they force them to say something terrible or is it all their own work?!

Agent Krycek

07-05-2013

Good, hating all of them already

zieler

07-05-2013

Jesus Christ, do they actually have a ****** magnet. Every single one of them is a ****!

Bex.

07-05-2013

evening

Rhumbatugger

07-05-2013

Boo hiss, fights to the DEATH

Sez_babe

07-05-2013

"I'm half machine"

"I've got the energy on a duracell bunny and the looks of Jessica Rabbit"

The Apprentice is back!!

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