This one made me laugh already-

Zeeshaan *raises hand expectantly*- "High five!"

Neil- "Really?!"

Uzma: "I'm not a logistics girl - I'm a businesswoman!"

Jaz: "Well done on the name! Let's EVOLVE!" *complete with slightly crazed smile*

Alex: "I worked with Liam all day."
Sugar: "Who?"
Alex: "Liam."
Sugar: "His name's Neil."
Alex: "Oh."

"Which Historical figure would you compare yourself too?
Tim: I dont know is he a historical figure...Tigger

Said today on your fired

Jaz(after lecture from LS) Oh man
LS: im not man im Lord Sugar

Sugar fired this and kept boring Francesca

I loved this one. Sad Tim gone he seemed like a lovely guy he was just overpowered by the girls I hope his Mexican drink business works.

So far nothing has topped "Little Shit"

Silly Shit

No offence but you're a doctor <3

I don't really understand litres and grams, it's not my area of expertise.

LS to Jason : Are you from the office of fair trading?

Lol!

How did LS not call out on this BS. Seriously.



Yup

"That one is beautiful- look at this horse... er, dog... what's it called?!"

"It's a cow"

what's that it smells lovely - Luisa
everyone else- it's manure
so funny because she really is full of it Lol

Luisa: "If I run will the bull chase me?!"

Or something to that effect

Jason: They are the most intolerable and moronic people I have come across in a very long time

Jason: No, not you Jordan, someone average sized

From You're Fired:
Jason: I've been making those little bags which say 'make this cabbage happy, take it home for £1;
Luisa: Oh that's... creative...

Jason's brilliant. I hope he sticks around for a while

That was Natalie, I think

They pretty much look / sound the same to me for some reason.

GET IN!!!!! by Jordan this week LMAO

Luisa: "Epic FAIL".....mostly because every time she says this phrase I keep thinking that it's the perfect way to describe her in general.

I can see what you mean - I did think they sounded similar this week.

LOL that made me laugh,it is so true too.

From the third episode in the boardroom after the girls lost due to their box on wheels-

Karren (to Uzma): "What you did say was that the product had to be glueless."
Sugar: "Glueless? More like bloody clueless."

Sophie: "I don't design, I don't manufacture, I don't sell and I don't pitch."