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Old 18-05-2013, 01:28
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Her pics make her look well bad toady. If she gets any thinner her eyes might pop out. I reckon she poo's peanuts.

What can we do about this?

Opines?
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:31
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Her pics make her look well bad toady. If she gets any thinner her eyes might pop out. I reckon she poo's peanuts.

What can we do about this?

Opines?
Well i think we should all chip with a few quid to ensure she get's help, the help you feel she so desperately needs.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:38
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It's the stress of being so unbelievably lucky in life, too much to handle.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:38
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Frankie Boyle: She'd be the perfect kidnap victim. Imagine how cheat it'd be to start sending her body parts back..."Send a finger..Actually, sod it, fax it!". I reckon she goes for a dump about once every 4 years...Infact that's probably how David knows there's a world cup coming up.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:39
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OP, we could stop feeding her the oxygen of publicity...
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:41
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Well i think we should all chip with a few quid to ensure she get's help, the help you feel she so desperately needs.

Just set up a paypal fund up for her. Frack all interest at the moment. Must be late

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Old 18-05-2013, 01:41
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Frankie Boyle: She'd be the perfect kidnap victim. Imagine how cheat it'd be to start sending her body parts back..."Send a finger..Actually, sod it, fax it!". I reckon she goes for a dump about once every 4 years...Infact that's probably how David knows there's a world cup coming up.
Lol
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:43
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It's the stress of being so unbelievably lucky in life, too much to handle.
She only poo's once a year! Can't be that bad!!
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:46
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OP, we could stop feeding her the oxygen of publicity...
Agreed
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:46
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I like her. Don't get the hate.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:47
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She only poo's once a year! Can't be that bad!!
She poos less than you're cat then?
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:48
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Her pics make her look well bad toady. If she gets any thinner her eyes might pop out. I reckon she poo's peanuts.

What can we do about this?

Opines?
Nothing, she's a millionaire and so is her husband.

I don't really give a shit.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:51
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Ditto.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:52
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I wouldn't worry about her OP - her kids can go to private school, get the best private healthcare, they will each have their own homes and a wealth of access to film/tv/music/fashion industy; they can go to the most expensive luxury hotels and resorts around the world whenever they like, their parents and grandparents will never have to worry about getting old and having no pension, or working until they drop, and none will get starved to death on an understaffed, overrun NHS geriatric ward.

Quite why you wish to spend one moment of your life worrying about them is a mystery.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:56
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She poos less than you're cat then?
My cat drinks Stella from a pint pot and eats pizzas - her name is Vic and she is horrible. Her farts are worse than mine (amazing as I only poo every 6 weeks - my bowels are the size of a small room) and when I do poo I have to do it outside my bedsit on the ground because I always block the pan. I blame Thatcher for this.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:58
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I wouldn't worry about her OP - her kids can go to private school, get the best private healthcare, they will each have their own homes and a wealth of access to film/tv/music/fashion industy; they can go to the most expensive luxury hotels and resorts around the world whenever they like, their parents and grandparents will never have to worry about getting old and having no pension, or working until they drop, and none will get starved to death on an understaffed, overrun NHS geriatric ward.

Quite why you wish to spend one moment of your life worrying about them is a mystery.
With stupid names they have it's probably the best option.
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Old 18-05-2013, 01:59
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She needs our help. Becks is too thick to see her wasting away. I just phoned 101 and got cut off
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Old 18-05-2013, 02:00
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She needs our help
Someone does....
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Old 18-05-2013, 02:01
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I wouldn't worry about her OP - her kids can go to private school, get the best private healthcare, they will each have their own homes and a wealth of access to film/tv/music/fashion industy; they can go to the most expensive luxury hotels and resorts around the world whenever they like, their parents and grandparents will never have to worry about getting old and having no pension, or working until they drop, and none will get starved to death on an understaffed, overrun NHS geriatric ward.

Quite why you wish to spend one moment of your life worrying about them is a mystery.
Bang on ^^^^^^

But, she is a icon. Very much a ' I CON' - can't even bloody sing icon
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Old 18-05-2013, 02:03
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She needs our help. Becks is too thick to see her wasting away. I just phoned 101 and got cut off
New member, boring and WUM posts.Not very original
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Old 18-05-2013, 02:06
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With stupid names they have it's probably the best option.
prob the only equality in the world. Stupid new names and horrible hand me down names that are all going to get you mercislessly ripped in any other school
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Old 18-05-2013, 02:07
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Quite why you wish to spend one moment of your life worrying about them is a mystery.
Some people need to realise that when you press the create thread button, it has to be regarding something, which is at least remotely serious.

VB and her over moneyed hubby can sort their own sh out, without needing (additional) funding from third parties. I could live off the interest alone from what they are earning.
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Old 18-05-2013, 02:08
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New member, boring and WUM posts.Not very original
Hence you took the effort too reply. Yer posts are anazing - NOT!!

Get ter bed nobby
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Old 18-05-2013, 02:09
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She needs our help. Becks is too thick to see her wasting away. I just phoned 101 and got cut off
Yes she is thin. sometimes very so but she has carried 4 children full term so I don't think we need to worry about her too much
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Old 18-05-2013, 02:13
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Yes she is thin. sometimes very so but she has carried 4 children full term so I don't think we need to worry about her too much
And she has no stretch marks

I think Becks needs our help. If she gets any thinner we might need zoom lenses to spot her.
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