Jackie's entrance does beg the question: will anyone be offered a movie role after this series?

It would be interesting to see what ideas people can visualise for housemates movie roles.

I'll start the ball rolling with Jackie, who has to star in a remake of The Abominable Dr Phibes.

Hang on! Before we get going on this thread ...

... in what way exactly does Jackie's entrance beg this question?

To me, Jackie's entrance begged the questions "Where's the f**king remote?" and "Where can I find a truly world class psychiatrist?"

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I thought I was watching Shaun of the Dead when she arrived, maybe she could star in the sequel?

I'm guessing because her son is a film actor.

Yes. Quite right. Silly me.

Not quite so much merriment in that, though. Ho hum.

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John will do Diet Coke and Organic Milk adverts. He will also get a part in the next big British film.

Kenzie will get a part on Grange Hill as a year 8 student

I've heard Jackie was up for the part of Yoda in the new Star Wars film, but was too old (and too muppet-like).

Jackie as the new face of Michael Myers (Halloween). Her face moves as much as his.

...and Bez is the new Robocop, taking over from Peter Weller.

Now come on, you could understand Robocop.

Germaine is going to play Linda La Hughes in the big screen version of Gimme Gimme Gimme.

I see the resemblance. Bless him - there's more going on in a tramp's pants than in his head.