Along the lines of Radio 4's comedy show "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue", take a song or album title, any length or amount of words, but change just one single letter in the entire title to make an amusing new title. There are endless possibilities!

Kicking off with;


Wanking On The Moon - Police


(N replaces L)

Bumming Bird- Frankie Laine

( b replaces h )

Golf - Spandau Ballet


(F replaces D)

Banana Cock- The Wombles ( it took me a while,RT )

( c replaces r )

They don't all have to be rude, just funny or mildly amusing, like this next one;


Body Talc - Imagination


(C replaces K)

The Curse - The White Stripes
(C replaces N)

Too Drunk To Suck - Dead Kennedy's


(S replaces F )

(I'm sure the vocalist sings this on the actual tune)

Feel The Meat - Darude


('M' replaces 'B')

Thought this kind of game thread might be right up your street Sir Scraggy!


Penis - Blondie


(P replaces D)

I'm On File- 5000 Volts

( L replaces R)

*Cracks knuckles & snaps fingers* Not arf Mr T. Bone !!


Methinx a handful of us regulars could be in our element here.


The Hardest Fart - Coldplay


('F' replaces 'P'.. apparently)

It's hilarious on the radio!


I've Pissed This Way Before - Jimmy Ruffin


(I replaces A)

I'm allergic to Radio 4.




Scary Bum Fun - Grace Jones


('m' replaces 't')

You shouldn't be....great comedy. Your last title was amusing either way!


Mouse On Fire - Boomtown Rats


(M replaces H)

Donkey Fart- Frank Chacksfield

( F replaces C)

Some Guys Have All The *uck - Robert Palmer


(F replaces L ..... self censored! )

We're Gonna Go Fistin'- Hank Locklin

( t replaces h)

Get Mucky - Daft Punk


(M replaces L)

Rudy, a massage to you - Specials

(a for e)

Another wife - Barry Manilow


W has replaced L

This Is My Dong - Petula Clark

(D for S)

^

Still on the wife for life theme

It's my wife - Bon Jovi
It's your wife - the Animals


Have to say, Rich Tea, that (even though you've pinched the idea) this must be the best thread ever.

Willy Games - Janet Kay


(W replaces S)

Turdy Turdy Man- Donovan

( T replaces H and G )

Barf at the moon - Ozzy Osbourne

(f replaces k)