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Old 26-05-2013, 10:05
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More and more and more TV channels will appear filled with inane shit that hardly anyone watches
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Old 26-05-2013, 10:16
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Everyone will exist peacefully no matter what religion creed sex apart from interfering yanks.
You will be able to teach your gardens grass not to grow over an inch long, and shrews will make a comeback.
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Old 26-05-2013, 10:18
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What Will Happen? They will be no jobs is my belief.What is yours?
That things will either stay the same or change.
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Old 26-05-2013, 10:19
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There will be a outbreak of a cold and everyone will panic buy bread and some guys will assume the end is near and begin radically preparing for the uninevitable 28 months later acopolse.
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Old 26-05-2013, 10:20
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"And then all wars ended.

Arms of every kind were outlawed and the masses gladly contributed them to giant foundries in which they were melted down and the metal poured back into the earth.

The Pentagon was turned on its side and painted purple, yellow & green.

All boundaries were dissolved.

The slaughter of animals was forbidden.

The whole of lower Manhattan became a meadow in which unfortunates from the Bowery were allowed to live out their fantasies in the sunshine and were cured.

People swam in the sparkling rivers under blue skies streaked only with incense pouring from the new factories.

The energy from dismantled nuclear weapons provided free heat and light.

World health was restored.

An abundance of organic vegetables, fruits and grains was growing wild along the discarded highways.

National flags were sewn together into brightly colored circus tents under which politicians were allowed to perform harmless theatrical games.

The concept of work was forgotten."

- Printed on the cover of the "A Rainbow in Curved Air" album by Terry Riley
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Old 26-05-2013, 10:22
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Cadburys creme eggs will decrease in size upto a point you have to buy a microscope and tiny tweezers that also need a microscope to get the wrapper off. And they will cost £17.49 each.
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Old 26-05-2013, 10:31
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The Harry Potter stories will be deemed politically incorrect, by the standards of the twenty-second century.
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:24
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Eastenders gets more shittier
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:38
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i asked my mother that when i was just a little boy
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:39
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The Harry Potter stories will be deemed politically incorrect, by the standards of the twenty-second century.
Or they'll be regarded as factual and an accurate account of the 21St century. People will pray to Dobby.
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:42
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it be good if we had flying cars and flying transport ..Wooooo lol
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:44
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What Will Happen? They will be no jobs is my belief.What is yours?
How can there not be any jobs at all? Policemen, firemen, doctors, nurses, teachers, shop staff, call centres, customer service, IT support, secretaries, lawyers... They're just a few jobs off the top of my head and they're not likely to disappear.
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:50
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We will have dinosaurs and weird creatures roaming the Earth, and we have to hide or will be eaten up
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:56
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it be good if we had flying cars and flying transport ..Wooooo lol
I reckon it will very likely happen, though maybe not in our lifetimes.
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:58
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Some sort of world event that will define us for another 100 years or so.
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Old 02-06-2013, 00:59
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We will have dinosaurs and weird creatures roaming the Earth, and we have to hide or will be eaten up
http://www.techradar.com/news/world-...-blood-1155652
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:04
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Manned landing on Mars is almost certain at some point. Possible manned flight into Venus's atmosphere and over terrain, as well-though due to issues from the thick gaseous atmosphere and heat from Sun's proximity, I'm not sure if they would actually land the craft on the planet and explore by foot.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:17
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There will be a new Doctor Who.
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Old 02-06-2013, 08:00
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We will make contact with Aliens from another galaxy, proving that we are not alone in the Universe .

A religious war .
Meteorite / Asteroid strike .
Run out of oil .
cheap Eco homes for the masses .
The unmasking of hundreds of thousands of perverts when the ISPs and search companies are forced to grass everyone up .
A nuclear attack on America .
The extinction of some species of animals .
Throughout all this God will keep reminding us that he moves in mysterious ways with a few earthquakes,Tsunamis , Hurricanes and flooding .
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Old 02-06-2013, 09:05
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It doesn't matter what will happen in the first couple of weeks in July because it'll all be cleared off the front pages and news bulletins to make way for the Birth of the Baby. So if any of you want to commit a major crime, do it on or just before 13 July and it'll pass unnoticed. Guaranteed!
Ah the baby! If this baby is born on the 12th of July and is a boy that is named William, the Orange Order will be in cahoots...... King Billy's On The Wall
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Old 02-06-2013, 16:10
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The Harry Potter stories will be deemed politically incorrect, by the standards of the twenty-second century.
In 2000 years time Harry Potter will be seen as the Messiah, and millions around the World will be converts to the religion of Potteranity or Potterism.
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Old 02-06-2013, 16:12
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There will be a new Doctor Who.
What ! Another one
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Old 02-06-2013, 16:21
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The words of the traditional Christmas song will be changed to "ten lords-a-lobbying".
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Old 02-06-2013, 16:23
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SkyNet will become self-aware.
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Old 02-06-2013, 16:27
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it be good if we had flying cars and flying transport ..Wooooo lol
We've already got them....they're called helicopters and aeroplanes!

...but it would be nice to have personalized ones that don't crash into each other!
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