And now, the Shipping Forecast
From music that the early DJs played
I turned my dial along the wavelength hiss
To hear an accent clipped, polite and staid
Give messages no captain could dismiss;
Gale warnings send hypnotic English bliss.
Strange names for every desolate outpost,
The Bay of Biscay, Fisher, Malin Head,
Lost regions grimly scattered round the coast
Where maelstroms wake the spirits of the dead,
To Dogger and to Lundy I was led.
O Cromarty, a fog will cover soon,
I see it rolling with a ghostly glare,
I sense the shawl of white beneath the moon
And calling to the sailors in its snare
The Shipping Forecast, magic voiced on air.
©
From music that the early DJs played
I turned my dial along the wavelength hiss
To hear an accent clipped, polite and staid
Give messages no captain could dismiss;
Gale warnings send hypnotic English bliss.
Strange names for every desolate outpost,
The Bay of Biscay, Fisher, Malin Head,
Lost regions grimly scattered round the coast
Where maelstroms wake the spirits of the dead,
To Dogger and to Lundy I was led.
O Cromarty, a fog will cover soon,
I see it rolling with a ghostly glare,
I sense the shawl of white beneath the moon
And calling to the sailors in its snare
The Shipping Forecast, magic voiced on air.
©




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