Thank you Biz and mr mustard for reading, commenting and the welcome.Very pleased to have found another person who quite likes pusscats.
Flower, I had the 'be careful,' look this morning, but then when I step over him, he stands and of course he gets scrunched.He is going to have very flat feet if he keeps this up.
I am tentatively posting this, I hope that's ok. only two people have ever read anything of mine, it's quite a thing, lots of brave people here,who have posted lovely poems. Hope this is not inappropriate:
A Thong Is So Wrong
Never again, these things are so wrong
What the hell am I doing wearing a thong?
Ouch, I've fallen prey, another victim of this painful trend
Which renders me speechless whenever I bend.
Do other women take lessons,is there a knack
From avoiding the buggers from riding right up your crack?
I'll kill him I will, make him wear them to work,
Why buy these? I was desperate for chocolates, the berk.
'Hey sweetheart,' he shouts,'Come and see what I've bought ya!'
Bloody fantastic, I think, a sexy instrument of torture!
he was so excited with his clever little buy,
I was just scared and I wanted to cry.
He says,'Put'em on, it'll be a right giggle.'
You are having a laugh, all I've done today is wriggle
I just cannot see why this fashion is 'edgy'
What is so good about a permanent wedgie?
No, from now on I'm going comfy and safe
I don't want to be fighting with panties that chafe
So what if my pants are king size and wide?
Who cares? Me and my bits, we will wear them with pride.
Flower, I had the 'be careful,' look this morning, but then when I step over him, he stands and of course he gets scrunched.He is going to have very flat feet if he keeps this up.
I am tentatively posting this, I hope that's ok. only two people have ever read anything of mine, it's quite a thing, lots of brave people here,who have posted lovely poems. Hope this is not inappropriate:
A Thong Is So Wrong
Never again, these things are so wrong
What the hell am I doing wearing a thong?
Ouch, I've fallen prey, another victim of this painful trend
Which renders me speechless whenever I bend.
Do other women take lessons,is there a knack
From avoiding the buggers from riding right up your crack?
I'll kill him I will, make him wear them to work,
Why buy these? I was desperate for chocolates, the berk.
'Hey sweetheart,' he shouts,'Come and see what I've bought ya!'
Bloody fantastic, I think, a sexy instrument of torture!
he was so excited with his clever little buy,
I was just scared and I wanted to cry.
He says,'Put'em on, it'll be a right giggle.'
You are having a laugh, all I've done today is wriggle
I just cannot see why this fashion is 'edgy'
What is so good about a permanent wedgie?
No, from now on I'm going comfy and safe
I don't want to be fighting with panties that chafe
So what if my pants are king size and wide?
Who cares? Me and my bits, we will wear them with pride.




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Mrs Goto, you've got to stick around! Like Biz, this reminded me of the marvellous Pam Ayers and it was just as funny as anything she'd written
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