Canterbury Tales.
The Door
The sky over Canterbury twinkled quite bright, the planets and stars lit up the warm night.
Musty and Potty eyes transfixed up above, admired the universe surrounding all like a glove.
“Tis late” exclaimed Potty, we’d better get in” then came the clatter and massive din!
The large wooden baton on the old cottage door had found Musty’s boot and dropped to the floor
“Was not me” declared Musty as they looked at each other, his faced looked quite sad as she replied “Yes it was! You bad bugger!”
Whilst Twassy was snoring on the floor up above Musty and Potty surveyed the green wood.
Would they be able to hide the devastating scene and sort out the door without being seen?
They fiddled and banged for an hour or more but sadly the baton just fell to the floor!
Their efforts were valiant but the truth had to be told, the door was quite ancient and therefore just old.
The moral of this ditty you surely must must see, if your door is quite ancient then get PVC
With apols for making it up quite quickly...but all true btw